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Celebrity bad decisions, mistakes, and Hollywood stupidity.

Ashton Kutcher singer, Ashton Kutcher actor

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2012 13:33:39 April 2, 2012 13:33:39
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A smug Ashton Kutcher presented at the ACM Awards last night. He also dedicated the following to any woman who might be interested in having him cheat on her, eventually. LeAnn Rimes must be considering it. Ashton had reason to be up his own ass. Variety reported yesterday that he’ll be playing Steve Jobs in an indie film about the late icon. Full Story

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Air miles with JLo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 27, 2012 16:42:27 March 27, 2012 16:42:27
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Claudio Augusto/Splash

Jennifer Lopez is in Brazil to promote her reality show Q’Viva: The Chosen. As you know, she and ex-husband Marc Anthony are co-producers on the project. Marc however was not present. Instead, AS USUAL, and that’s the problem, her backup dancer/boyfriend accompanied her on the trip. As you can see, the fans they love her. Full Story

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Vogue slums with JLo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 16, 2012 17:02:05 March 16, 2012 17:02:05
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She’s on the cover of the April issue looking really good, but I also wonder why they chose to go with studio shots as opposed to a more interesting visual. Where Jennifer Lopez is concerned, there’s always a story behind the shot.The entire article has been posted on the Vogue website; it’s a total dick suck. Full Story

JLo’s manager thinks she’s slumming too

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 15, 2012 19:01:29 March 15, 2012 19:01:29
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Keystone

I don’t know how this happens but whatever, if JLo’s manager wants to run his mouth in Vogue and give us the good, legitimate gossip that doesn’t come from some anonymous commenter on a blog that people *think* *might* be a movie star, I won’t complain. Maybe this is what he has to resort to: public humiliation so that she can open her eyes and look around, finally realise she’s been squatting in the slums for several months. Full Story

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Lindsay Lohan is not George Clooney

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 14, 2012 16:26:15 March 14, 2012 16:26:15
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Splash

Oh look. Lindsay Lohan f-cked up. Where?She was leaving a club. Where else? Lohan was driving. She was trying to avoid the paps. Apparently she struck the club manager - very, very gently - while she was trying to turn around. Then, without getting out of the car and seeing if the dude was ok, she drove away. Full Story

Olivia Munn loses, wins, and loses again

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 12, 2012 20:23:35 March 12, 2012 20:23:35
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WENN

There were photos that were published online last week allegedly of Olivia Munn in various compromising positions. Whatever. I mean at this point it’s routine. The difference though between Munn’s purported shots and the others were the captions.The supposed Munn pictures were accompanied by the most hilarious texts. Full Story

He shaved for her private pregnancy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 7, 2012 18:55:39 March 7, 2012 18:55:39
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INF

Sienna Miller covers the new issue of British Vogue. “On privacy and pregnancy”YOU? Sienna? The thing about privacy is that pregnancy is usually exempt. Have you noticed? One after another, celebrities are all like - my personal life is my personal life... BUT I WILL TOTALLY TALK TO YOU UNTIL YOU’RE NAUSEOUS about my doula. Full Story

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Everything in Lohan perspective

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 6, 2012 21:19:40 March 6, 2012 21:19:40
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Asadorian-Mejia/Splash, Lisa Maree Williams/Getty

Earlier today, Michael K at Dlisted posted these photos of Debbie Harry and Lindsay Lohan. Harry was horrifyingly mistaken for Lohan. Debbie Harry, by the way, is 66. Lindsay Lohan is 25. And then there’s Tara Reid...There was a time when it couldn’t get worse than Tara Reid. Full Story

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Taylor Kitsch and the John Carter Curse

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2012 17:10:41 March 5, 2012 17:10:41

This movie seems doomed. It’s been plagued by bad press. People keep mocking the trailer. And now just 4 days before it opens, the movie’s star, Taylor Kitsch, is making headlines for a PR f-ck up that’s turned into an international incident.OK fine, I’m exaggerating. But not really. Last week TK appeared on Letterman. Full Story

Still the asshole who namechecks the Oscars

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 1, 2012 16:21:16 March 1, 2012 16:21:16
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WENN

Lindsay Lohan’s interview with Matt Lauer on The Today Show aired this morning. She says she’s changed and learned and is ready to move on and whatever, the same sh-t she’s been saying for years. And then, of course, when asked what she’ll be doing in 5 years, what she’ll be like at 30, the FIRST THING OUT OF HER MOUTH, right off the top, is:“Hopefully I’ll have just come from the Oscars this past weekend. Full Story

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20 at Oscar: Shailene Woodley

Duana Posted by Duana at February 27, 2012 18:28:40 February 27, 2012 18:28:40
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I'm caught between empathy and irritation with Shailene Woodley. I'm not used to feeling these two things together so maybe if I explore the more benign one, the other will be slightly less annoying.I love vintage dresses. I have several that are, to me and my wardrobe, like, my clothing thesis. Please feel free to roll your eyes, I just did. Full Story

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