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The through-line is DOUCHE

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 17, 2012 19:52:18 April 17, 2012 19:52:18

Cameron Diaz covers the new issue of InStyle. Which is why she was in Paris a few months ago for Haute Couture Week; she was picking clothes. I like watching Cam’s clothes on a carpet. It’s always, always interesting to me what she wears. Here’s my favourite quote from the interview. Cam on her romantic past: “I would never have guessed that I would end up dating any of the guys I’ve dated—never! There’s no through-line between them. Full Story

Brought together on a double date

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 16, 2012 20:00:08 April 16, 2012 20:00:08
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Was it?No idea.But Jennifer Garner and Jessica Biel are best friends so at some point, there had to be an invitation over to the Afflecks for barbeque, right? And since Ben is such a respected director now, Justin Timberlake would have been all over that. Justin Timberlake totally wanted to be in The Town. Full Story

Calling All Parent Pimps!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 13, 2012 17:23:49 April 13, 2012 17:23:49

Since Marilyn Monroe is so trendy right now, they’re putting out a new reality show about her. Finding Marilyn will feature 12 young girls who dream of stardom. They will be sent to Los Angeles, that pure, innocent town, where they will COMPETE against each other for the right to become Hollywood’s newest “It” girl. Full Story

The As IF Of All Time

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 11, 2012 20:29:12 April 11, 2012 20:29:12

I’m not posting the new cover of Us Weekly. Because I don’t think I’ve ever posted a photo of Kim Kardashian on my site and this must continue. Besides, this story isn’t really about her. It’s about Kanye West who, apparently, is now in love with her. Full Story

I guess that explains Justin Timberlake...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 11, 2012 15:02:31 April 11, 2012 15:02:31
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And why Clint Eastwood cast him in his next movie. Because, obviously, he’s OUT OF HIS F-CKING MIND.Click here for my initial thoughts on Clint Eastwood’s wife and daughters and their reality show, specifically in reference to Daniel Craig’s comments about celebrity famewhoring and the Kardashians. Full Story

Slum Lover drives a truck now

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2012 15:53:43 April 9, 2012 15:53:43
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“Little Bear Backup is also really excited because he’s turning 25 later this week. Oh Mamma Bear, you don’t haveta get this widdle baby a pwezzie. Me just want you to wuv me. So she’ll totally buy him a pickup truck.”-I wrote this last week, on April 2nd, after Jennifer Lopez’s boyfriend Casper Smart, because he should always have a qualifier next to his name, tweeted a photo of the two of them at the beach, all loving and romantic like “bears”. Full Story

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You can’t be polite around Lindsay Lohan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 5, 2012 18:18:41 April 5, 2012 18:18:41
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Robert Pattinson is dating Kristen Stewart. And they are very serious about each other. And he’s really, really into her. And he did not cheat on her with Lindsay Lohan. The problem with Lindsay Lohan however is that you can’t mess around with her sh-t. Like not even a polite greeting. Having bad manners is forgivable when they’re directed at Lindsay Lohan. Full Story

Johnny or Jared?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2012 21:01:03 April 3, 2012 21:01:03
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A couple of weeks ago, In Touch reported that Johnny Depp was spotted sneaking out of Ashley Olsen’s apartment in NYC on February 27th after having spent the night there. Click here for a refresher. Since it’s In Touch, and therefore salt-grainy, that story came and went pretty quickly. Full Story

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Vaginas should be in bed if they have to be on TV

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2012 15:47:34 April 3, 2012 15:47:34

Vanity Fair released its new cover today: the ladies of television. How happy - and relieved - do you think they are that Sofia Vergara qualifies as a non-white (even though they made her skin colour as close to it as they possible could)? Good job for the acknowledgement that television is indeed more interesting and bold, especially for female roles, than film. Full Story

Two gross bears just being gross

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2012 14:09:25 April 2, 2012 14:09:25

Have you seen this photo? It was posted to Twitter by JLo’s backup dancer boyfriend Casper Smart with the following caption: Two little bears just watching the sunrise...Ew!Little Bear Backup is also really excited because he’s turning 25 later this week. Full Story

Ashton Kutcher singer, Ashton Kutcher actor

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2012 13:33:39 April 2, 2012 13:33:39
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A smug Ashton Kutcher presented at the ACM Awards last night. He also dedicated the following to any woman who might be interested in having him cheat on her, eventually. LeAnn Rimes must be considering it. Ashton had reason to be up his own ass. Variety reported yesterday that he’ll be playing Steve Jobs in an indie film about the late icon. Full Story

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