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Celebrity bad decisions, mistakes, and Hollywood stupidity.

Be Angry with the Academy

February 13, 2012 16:27:54 Posted at February 13, 2012 16:27:54
Duana Posted by Duana
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Kevin Winter/Getty

I just want you to think about why it was okay.  Why it was okay to have a man who beat a woman celebrated, not once but three times.  So many people have to come together to make this happen. Dozens approve a lineup, more get to see it and raise any objections. Sponsors. Other agents and managers. Full Story

Scarjo, sweater vests...and her ex-husband

February 8, 2012 17:55:12 Posted at February 8, 2012 17:55:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Jennifer Mitchell/Splash

There was an Obama fundraiser last night in New York with all kinds of fashion people. Scarlett Johansson attended with her brother and not her “most beautiful” boyfriend who wears douchebag baseball caps. The event was hosted by Vogue which is why the style question came up, specifically in relation to the surging Rick Santorum’s sweater vests. Full Story

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My abs are the same age as my boyfriend

February 7, 2012 21:12:27 Posted at February 7, 2012 21:12:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Fame/Flynet

JLo took her slumming to Malibu the other day. Check her out, with the twins and the backup dancer, showing off her toned stomach. Because her body is young, her boy is young, and GODDAMN IT, she’s young too!Remember when JLo was first linked with Bradley Cooper after announcing that she and Marc Anthony were done? When asked about her love life at the time, she explained Full Story

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Slumming at the Oscars?

January 30, 2012 21:43:54 Posted at January 30, 2012 21:43:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Bauer, JosiahW/Ron Asadorian/Getty

JLo spent the weekend in Miami at a photoshoot, supposedly for Vogue which...Is Wintour down with Casper Smart? Sasha calls it “dumpster diving”. Me, as you know, my term for it is “slumming”. Same either way. I just... really want to be there when Jennifer Lopez tries to introduce him to Anna Wintour. Full Story

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Best SAG Snubbing: Kyra Sedgwick

January 30, 2012 15:20:42 Posted at January 30, 2012 15:20:42
Duana Posted by Duana
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Jason Merritt/Frazer Harrison/Getty

While in theory we’re restricting ourselves to what happens at the show, in reality certain truths are self-evident – in this case, that Giuliana (Lainey: Duana keeps calling her Giuliana DePandi which is maybe my favourite thing in life, ever) irritated a wide swath of people far more than usual on the red carpet, and, in keeping with the SAGs being the awards where they really get to let it all hang out, they made less of an attempt to hide it. Full Story

Long walks and song lyrics

January 24, 2012 19:03:48 Posted at January 24, 2012 19:03:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Splash

Right now, I really need Taylor Swift to give me a f-cking break. Here she is, in London today, taking a walk on her own in Hyde Park at the Diana memorial. You know, just a pretty girl with her umbrella, with her thoughts to keep her company, and the swans for inspiration.Are you kidding me with this? Fast forward six months from now and we’ll have to hear about a song she came up with on this very day, as she reflected on the life of a fallen princess. Full Story

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Rebecca Hall & Kate Bosworth: what to wear at Sundance

January 23, 2012 17:47:51 Posted at January 23, 2012 17:47:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Jemal Countess/Getty

It snowed all day here on Saturday. Like blizzardy. And this is coming from a Canadian, not a weak ass LA douche spending the weekend in Park City for sh-ts and giggles. Have I mentioned? I don’t love Sundance. Because the Hollywood gets too concentrated in such a small space, it’s almost infuriating. Full Story

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Debasing herself

January 23, 2012 15:27:08 Posted at January 23, 2012 15:27:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Pascal Le Segretain/Getty

Look at Cameron Diaz leaving her hotel in Paris today heading to the Versace show. I LOVE every inch of it. All of it. Which makes it even more revolting. That this, all these inches of style and fitness, were last wrapped around P Diddy on a dry-ride at the Golden Globes. Click here Full Story

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Stop this gross

January 20, 2012 21:04:31 Posted at January 20, 2012 21:04:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Charley Gallay/Getty

Two things are grossing me out. Two women are slumming. JLo’s oversize basecap worn to the side lover Casper Smart tweeted the other day seemingly in the face of criticism from bitches like me about the fact that she’s romancing below her station:Age, status, n opinions of others are irrelevant. Full Story

The GOOP Guide To Business

January 20, 2012 18:04:54 Posted at January 20, 2012 18:04:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Xposure

This week’s GOOP is all about how to manage and maintain an internet business. Interestingly enough, while she recruits the advice from “founders of innovative, disruptive companies that we admire and find intriguing”, she offers nothing in the way of how she is managing and maintaining her internet business. Full Story