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Jonah Hill: Worst Oscar Expectations

Duana Posted by Duana at February 27, 2012 15:17:13 February 27, 2012 15:17:13
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Ethan Miller/Frazer Harrison/Kevin Winter/Getty

We talk soooo much about wanting the Oscar, or not wanting it. Campaigning, or not. This seems to be one step away from "being prepared if you win" or not.   When Christopher Plummer took the stage last night, I felt relaxed almost instantly. He had us. He wasn't going to let the moment be awkward. Full Story

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“Style” and “Grace”

Duana Posted by Duana at February 24, 2012 17:15:45 February 24, 2012 17:15:45
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Wenn, Christopher Polk/Getty

This one time at work we were standing around, and there was a fashion magazine and Brendon picked it up and flipped through, probably trying to find some stupid shoes to mock, and instead he grew disgusted as he flipped faster. And then he went "these are all children!" and tossed it across the room. Full Story

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No TV for Ryan Phillippe

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 23, 2012 20:42:23 February 23, 2012 20:42:23
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WENN

It was announced two weeks ago that Ryan Phillippe had signed onto a pilot for a CBS cop drama called Golden Boy. Deadline reported yesterday that he’s now backed out. Phillippe had been working on Damages as a guest star. And apparently they’ve been considering him for TV for years. Full Story

Slumming it in Rio

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 20, 2012 19:00:54 February 20, 2012 19:00:54
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Wenn, Splash

Brahma, the beer, paid for Jennifer Lopez plus several to be in Rio for Carnival. Plus several nowadays always includes the backup dancer. Because her life doesn’t exist without him until they marry and divorce. If you’re Casper Smart, do you put it on your resume that you ARE, soon to be WERE, JLo’s boyfriend? Like Stacy Keibler and Elisabetta Canalis? I mean, that’s how Canalis ended up on Dancing With The Sh-ts. Full Story

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Fontrum by Kate Bosworth

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 17, 2012 20:15:54 February 17, 2012 20:15:54

I learned this week that Kate Bosworth has a Twitter. Thanks WA! Or maybe that’s no thanks. Because when I went to see what she tweets about, it grossed me out.Kate’s boyfriend Michael Polish is on Twitter too. And he posted this photo below with the caption: JUST LIKE HEAVEN. Full Story

JLo’s love tweet and Whitney, but no Bobby

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 16, 2012 14:46:48 February 16, 2012 14:46:48

Jennifer Lopez tweeted this photo of herself with that backup dancer earlier this week to commemorate Valentine’s Day, their first one together, and their only one together as not man and wife. She is totally marrying him. She is totally diving right into that dumpster and pulling out her 4th husband. Full Story

Be Angry with the Academy

Duana Posted by Duana at February 13, 2012 16:27:54 February 13, 2012 16:27:54
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Kevin Winter/Getty

I just want you to think about why it was okay.  Why it was okay to have a man who beat a woman celebrated, not once but three times.  So many people have to come together to make this happen. Dozens approve a lineup, more get to see it and raise any objections. Sponsors. Other agents and managers. Full Story

Scarjo, sweater vests...and her ex-husband

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 8, 2012 17:55:12 February 8, 2012 17:55:12
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Wenn, Jennifer Mitchell/Splash

There was an Obama fundraiser last night in New York with all kinds of fashion people. Scarlett Johansson attended with her brother and not her “most beautiful” boyfriend who wears douchebag baseball caps. The event was hosted by Vogue which is why the style question came up, specifically in relation to the surging Rick Santorum’s sweater vests. Full Story

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My abs are the same age as my boyfriend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 7, 2012 21:12:27 February 7, 2012 21:12:27
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Fame/Flynet

JLo took her slumming to Malibu the other day. Check her out, with the twins and the backup dancer, showing off her toned stomach. Because her body is young, her boy is young, and GODDAMN IT, she’s young too!Remember when JLo was first linked with Bradley Cooper after announcing that she and Marc Anthony were done? When asked about her love life at the time, she explained Full Story

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Slumming at the Oscars?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 30, 2012 21:43:54 January 30, 2012 21:43:54
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Bauer, JosiahW/Ron Asadorian/Getty

JLo spent the weekend in Miami at a photoshoot, supposedly for Vogue which...Is Wintour down with Casper Smart? Sasha calls it “dumpster diving”. Me, as you know, my term for it is “slumming”. Same either way. I just... really want to be there when Jennifer Lopez tries to introduce him to Anna Wintour. Full Story

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Best SAG Snubbing: Kyra Sedgwick

Duana Posted by Duana at January 30, 2012 15:20:42 January 30, 2012 15:20:42
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Jason Merritt/Frazer Harrison/Getty

While in theory we’re restricting ourselves to what happens at the show, in reality certain truths are self-evident – in this case, that Giuliana (Lainey: Duana keeps calling her Giuliana DePandi which is maybe my favourite thing in life, ever) irritated a wide swath of people far more than usual on the red carpet, and, in keeping with the SAGs being the awards where they really get to let it all hang out, they made less of an attempt to hide it. Full Story