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Celebrity bad decisions, mistakes, and Hollywood stupidity.

Long walks and song lyrics

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 24, 2012 19:03:48 January 24, 2012 19:03:48
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Right now, I really need Taylor Swift to give me a f-cking break. Here she is, in London today, taking a walk on her own in Hyde Park at the Diana memorial. You know, just a pretty girl with her umbrella, with her thoughts to keep her company, and the swans for inspiration.Are you kidding me with this? Fast forward six months from now and we’ll have to hear about a song she came up with on this very day, as she reflected on the life of a fallen princess. Full Story

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Rebecca Hall & Kate Bosworth: what to wear at Sundance

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 23, 2012 17:47:51 January 23, 2012 17:47:51
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It snowed all day here on Saturday. Like blizzardy. And this is coming from a Canadian, not a weak ass LA douche spending the weekend in Park City for sh-ts and giggles. Have I mentioned? I don’t love Sundance. Because the Hollywood gets too concentrated in such a small space, it’s almost infuriating. Full Story

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Debasing herself

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 23, 2012 15:27:08 January 23, 2012 15:27:08
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Look at Cameron Diaz leaving her hotel in Paris today heading to the Versace show. I LOVE every inch of it. All of it. Which makes it even more revolting. That this, all these inches of style and fitness, were last wrapped around P Diddy on a dry-ride at the Golden Globes. Click here Full Story

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Stop this gross

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 20, 2012 21:04:31 January 20, 2012 21:04:31
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Two things are grossing me out. Two women are slumming. JLo’s oversize basecap worn to the side lover Casper Smart tweeted the other day seemingly in the face of criticism from bitches like me about the fact that she’s romancing below her station:Age, status, n opinions of others are irrelevant. Full Story

The GOOP Guide To Business

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 20, 2012 18:04:54 January 20, 2012 18:04:54
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This week’s GOOP is all about how to manage and maintain an internet business. Interestingly enough, while she recruits the advice from “founders of innovative, disruptive companies that we admire and find intriguing”, she offers nothing in the way of how she is managing and maintaining her internet business. Full Story

Do or do not. There is no TRY.

Sarah Posted by Sarah at January 20, 2012 17:18:57 January 20, 2012 17:18:57
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I know that quoting Yoda isn’t going to help my whole “no really, I’m not this nerdy” thing, but it’s strangely apropos.On Tuesday, Lainey posted this about the “You can do anything!” sketch from last weekend’s SNL, hosted by Daniel Radcliffe. Lainey noted the line, “I tried and therefore no one should criticize me,” which was my favorite line in that sketch, too. Full Story

Rocknroll Twinsies!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 17, 2012 22:12:55 January 17, 2012 22:12:55
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When I saw these photos this morning I immediately thought of my friend Lorella who descends into (in my opinion) a disproportionate amount of rage when she sees people out together dressed similarly. Click here if you missed her full rationale. So here we have Kate Winslet, fresh off her Golden Globe win for Mildred Pierce, leaving LA with her boyfriend Ned ROCKNROLL, like twinsies. Full Story

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Misfits for America is impossible to play

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 11, 2012 17:29:27 January 11, 2012 17:29:27
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If you missed my review of Misfits series 3 over the holidays, click here.A spec pilot was submitted to US networks this week for an American version of my beloved Misfits. It was written by Josh Schwartz (The O.C., Gossip Girl etc) and Howard Overman, the creator of Misfits. Full Story

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Elizabeth Taylor & Lindsay Lohan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 10, 2012 20:27:03 January 10, 2012 20:27:03
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I’m sure you’ve heard...Deadline reported yesterday that Lindsay Lohan is negotiating to star in a Lifetime movie about Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton. I know your first inclination is to punch yourself in the face from disgust. I get it. Full Story

Les Miserables becomes Les Mis ...with Taylor Swift

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 4, 2012 18:17:58 January 4, 2012 18:17:58

It was all over the internet last night...Twitch first reported that Taylor Swift and Amanda Seyfried have been offered the parts of Eponine and Cosette respectively in Tom Hooper’s upcoming Les Miserables, scheduled to start shooting in March. Seyfried I can live with, and even welcome, as Cosette. As for Eponine. Full Story