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Celebrity bad decisions, mistakes, and Hollywood stupidity.

Do or do not. There is no TRY.

January 20, 2012 17:18:57 Posted at January 20, 2012 17:18:57
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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I know that quoting Yoda isn’t going to help my whole “no really, I’m not this nerdy” thing, but it’s strangely apropos.On Tuesday, Lainey posted this about the “You can do anything!” sketch from last weekend’s SNL, hosted by Daniel Radcliffe. Lainey noted the line, “I tried and therefore no one should criticize me,” which was my favorite line in that sketch, too. Full Story

Rocknroll Twinsies!

January 17, 2012 22:12:55 Posted at January 17, 2012 22:12:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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When I saw these photos this morning I immediately thought of my friend Lorella who descends into (in my opinion) a disproportionate amount of rage when she sees people out together dressed similarly. Click here if you missed her full rationale. So here we have Kate Winslet, fresh off her Golden Globe win for Mildred Pierce, leaving LA with her boyfriend Ned ROCKNROLL, like twinsies. Full Story

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Misfits for America is impossible to play

January 11, 2012 17:29:27 Posted at January 11, 2012 17:29:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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If you missed my review of Misfits series 3 over the holidays, click here.A spec pilot was submitted to US networks this week for an American version of my beloved Misfits. It was written by Josh Schwartz (The O.C., Gossip Girl etc) and Howard Overman, the creator of Misfits. Full Story

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Elizabeth Taylor & Lindsay Lohan

January 10, 2012 20:27:03 Posted at January 10, 2012 20:27:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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I’m sure you’ve heard...Deadline reported yesterday that Lindsay Lohan is negotiating to star in a Lifetime movie about Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton. I know your first inclination is to punch yourself in the face from disgust. I get it. Full Story

Les Miserables becomes Les Mis ...with Taylor Swift

January 4, 2012 18:17:58 Posted at January 4, 2012 18:17:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It was all over the internet last night...Twitch first reported that Taylor Swift and Amanda Seyfried have been offered the parts of Eponine and Cosette respectively in Tom Hooper’s upcoming Les Miserables, scheduled to start shooting in March. Seyfried I can live with, and even welcome, as Cosette. As for Eponine. Full Story

Aloof backpedalling

December 20, 2011 17:21:17 Posted at December 20, 2011 17:21:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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The “aloof” one, Rooney Mara, is backpedalling on comments she made in Allure about her early work on Law & Order: SVU. Not surprisingly, Rooney says her words were taken out of context. And, of course, insists that SVU is the greatest and that her experience on it was the greatest. Also, she’s a victim. Full Story

Holiday slumming…at the jewellery store

December 19, 2011 18:52:51 Posted at December 19, 2011 18:52:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Like I said in today’s open: Beyonce is not Jennifer Lopez. Beyonce knows. Beyonce respects her own stature. And Jay-Z his. What is the point of getting to be B and J only to run around with a back-up dancer? So here’s JLo with Casper Smart this weekend in her Bentley - which he gets to use even when she’s not in the passenger seat - hitting up a jewellery store. Full Story

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Finish this list: Daniel Day-Lewis, Cate Blanchett…

December 16, 2011 22:39:27 Posted at December 16, 2011 22:39:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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What comes next? Who do you name? Winslet? Firth? Hanks? Jodie Foster? Would you ever, EVER!!!!!! suggest Scarlett Johansson to round out that series?Daniel Day-Lewis, Cate Blanchett… And SCARLETT JOHANSSON???Scarjo was interviewed by USA Today for We Bought A Zoo where she expressed her disdain for the term “Scarjo”. Full Story

“Aloof” has a nomination

December 15, 2011 16:29:06 Posted at December 15, 2011 16:29:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Click here if you missed yesterday’s article about why the self-described “aloof” Rooney Mara is so f-cking annoying. You know what that says about a person? The person who calls herself “aloof”? The person who calls herself “aloof” spends a lot of time contemplating her own perceived “aloofness”. Full Story

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Best & Worst of 2011: Lohans at the Kardashian wedding

December 12, 2011 23:37:12 Posted at December 12, 2011 23:37:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Worst because obviously.Best because, don’t lie, seeing these two pieces of sh-t taking third place at a loser’s wedding gave you a lot of joy. Here’s a refresher: Lindsay Lohan wearing what I called a knock off of a knock off of a Cavalli barely containing her middle age tits looking older than her mother. Full Story

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Dumb people support dumb movies

December 6, 2011 15:54:00 Posted at December 6, 2011 15:54:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Ashton Kutcher attended his first movie premiere since being publicly exposed as an unfaithful moron of a husband, now single. Here’s Ashton last night on the carpet with Lea Michele for New Year’s Eve. He and Lea are paired together in the movie. So it was her duty to pose with him like they’re friends, like they enjoy each other’s company. Full Story

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