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Celebrity bad decisions, mistakes, and Hollywood stupidity.

Les Miserables becomes Les Mis ...with Taylor Swift

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 4, 2012 18:17:58 January 4, 2012 18:17:58

It was all over the internet last night...Twitch first reported that Taylor Swift and Amanda Seyfried have been offered the parts of Eponine and Cosette respectively in Tom Hooper’s upcoming Les Miserables, scheduled to start shooting in March. Seyfried I can live with, and even welcome, as Cosette. As for Eponine. Full Story

Aloof backpedalling

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 20, 2011 17:21:17 December 20, 2011 17:21:17
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The “aloof” one, Rooney Mara, is backpedalling on comments she made in Allure about her early work on Law & Order: SVU. Not surprisingly, Rooney says her words were taken out of context. And, of course, insists that SVU is the greatest and that her experience on it was the greatest. Also, she’s a victim. Full Story

Holiday slumming…at the jewellery store

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 19, 2011 18:52:51 December 19, 2011 18:52:51
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Like I said in today’s open: Beyonce is not Jennifer Lopez. Beyonce knows. Beyonce respects her own stature. And Jay-Z his. What is the point of getting to be B and J only to run around with a back-up dancer? So here’s JLo with Casper Smart this weekend in her Bentley - which he gets to use even when she’s not in the passenger seat - hitting up a jewellery store. Full Story

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Finish this list: Daniel Day-Lewis, Cate Blanchett…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 16, 2011 22:39:27 December 16, 2011 22:39:27
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What comes next? Who do you name? Winslet? Firth? Hanks? Jodie Foster? Would you ever, EVER!!!!!! suggest Scarlett Johansson to round out that series?Daniel Day-Lewis, Cate Blanchett… And SCARLETT JOHANSSON???Scarjo was interviewed by USA Today for We Bought A Zoo where she expressed her disdain for the term “Scarjo”. Full Story

“Aloof” has a nomination

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 15, 2011 16:29:06 December 15, 2011 16:29:06
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Click here if you missed yesterday’s article about why the self-described “aloof” Rooney Mara is so f-cking annoying. You know what that says about a person? The person who calls herself “aloof”? The person who calls herself “aloof” spends a lot of time contemplating her own perceived “aloofness”. Full Story

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Best & Worst of 2011: Lohans at the Kardashian wedding

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 12, 2011 23:37:12 December 12, 2011 23:37:12
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Worst because obviously.Best because, don’t lie, seeing these two pieces of sh-t taking third place at a loser’s wedding gave you a lot of joy. Here’s a refresher: Lindsay Lohan wearing what I called a knock off of a knock off of a Cavalli barely containing her middle age tits looking older than her mother. Full Story

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Dumb people support dumb movies

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 6, 2011 15:54:00 December 6, 2011 15:54:00
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Ashton Kutcher attended his first movie premiere since being publicly exposed as an unfaithful moron of a husband, now single. Here’s Ashton last night on the carpet with Lea Michele for New Year’s Eve. He and Lea are paired together in the movie. So it was her duty to pose with him like they’re friends, like they enjoy each other’s company. Full Story

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Are you getting enough air in that big ass trailer???

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 10, 2011 18:34:40 November 10, 2011 18:34:40

Ashton Kutcher just updated his Twitter. Rather, he linked from his Twitter to a long ass post explaining himself, more like defending himself, more like bitching about the people who criticised him for defending, at first, Joe Paterno, and then recanting, and then pouting off into the night. I don’t know if this “message” is a joke. Full Story

Is this what you’re staying for?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 10, 2011 17:52:05 November 10, 2011 17:52:05
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You’ve heard about this mess at Penn State? Click here for the long well, researched version. Click here for the celebrity reading level edition specifically as it relates to Ashton Kutcher. In short, he tweeted support for a man who has been fired for his suspected involvement in the cover-up of alleged child abuse, then realised he f-cked up, then deleted his tweets, then apologised, then promised he won’t be tweeting anymore until he figures out how to manage his feed. Full Story

The Oscars are a clusterf*ck

Sarah Posted by Sarah at November 10, 2011 16:08:05 November 10, 2011 16:08:05

I have no doubt that in the long run, the 2012 Academy Awards will be fine, but man, right now, it’s a mess. In the wake of Brett Ratner resigning (read: getting canned) as co-producer, Eddie Murphy, the host he recruited, quit the telecast. I have one thought about this. Full Story

Was rancid, now size 4/6

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 10, 2011 15:14:51 November 10, 2011 15:14:51
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Mimi had her all spotlight Jenny presentation yesterday during which she went on and on, some more, about all the baby weight she lost and how disgusting she felt when she was pregnant. Yes, disgusting. Or, as she puts it...Rancid.So rancid she didn’t want her husband to see her, ever. "I had a towel on in the tub. Full Story

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