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Celebrity bad decisions, mistakes, and Hollywood stupidity.

Sit DOWN Johnny Depp

October 4, 2011 17:20:47 Posted at October 4, 2011 17:20:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Johnny Depp is promoting The Rum Diary. He sat down for an interview with Vanity Fair. It’s terrible. Maybe his worst. First there’s the rape comment. When he’s posing for a photo. When it’s a photo shoot. When the camera is capturing a “sex symbol”, he compared the experience to being violated: “Well, you just feel like you’re being raped somehow. Full Story

If you’re not the bride...

September 22, 2011 14:22:40 Posted at September 22, 2011 14:22:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Would you choose this dress? Like, I get it that not all white dresses are necessarily bridal dresses, obviously. But this dress, seen here on Geri Halliwell at the Raisa Gorbachev Foundation party in London, THIS dress could only be a bridal dress. Right??? It was a fancy person party, yes. Fancy person gowns were preferred, of course. Full Story

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Could you?

September 22, 2011 07:12:07 Posted at September 22, 2011 07:12:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I am a fickle, shallow person. So sometimes it’s hard for me to see past the initial superficial. I get that. Perhaps, then, in this situation, I lack the spiritual profundity to move beyond a name and focus instead on quality. Perhaps. UK tabloids are reporting that Kate Winslet has a new boyfriend. Full Story

H7 must go everywhere

September 16, 2011 11:07:00 Posted at September 16, 2011 11:07:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Victoria Beckham is in New York for Fashion Week. She showed two collections. They were well received. She's also been shopping. Which means Harper Seven goes with her. On top of 7 inch heels. Many of you have been asking why Posh insists on carrying her baby in her arms instead of using a stroller or one of those carrier slings. Full Story

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Lohan throws a drink in front of her mother

September 15, 2011 10:11:05 Posted at September 15, 2011 10:11:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s fashion week in New York. Lindsay Lohan thinks she’s part of it. She’s been at a few shows. She thinks everyone is paying attention to her. And they are. But only because her lips are really f-cked up and she’s such a goddamn loser. Last night she hit up the V Magazine party. Full Story

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Let me pull my shirt up

September 9, 2011 07:43:41 Posted at September 9, 2011 07:43:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Was meaning to post this yesterday and then got buried in TIFF. So Tara Reid is in London because of something to do with Big Brother. This is all you need to know. This is all I need to know. So if you’re about to hit me up with a know-it-all-email re: her activities, please save your wisdom for another time. Full Story

Eddie Murphy hosting Oscars 2012: Golden or awful?

September 7, 2011 08:27:23 Posted at September 7, 2011 08:27:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Sarah Last month it was announced that Brett Ratner would be co-producing the Oscars in 2012. This struck me as hilarious, mostly because the Academy is so transparently desperate to put on a show that will appeal to the kids that they hired a director known for driving franchises into the ground. Full Story

This makes James Franco look good

September 2, 2011 09:01:41 Posted at September 2, 2011 09:01:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Shia LaBeouf and his girlfriend Carolyn Pho spent some time one night with Marilyn Manson. That experience compelled them to go around LA taking pictures. Those pictures have now become a book. They also made a short film in honour of Manson’s new album Born Villain. Last night there was a book signing and screening in Hollywood. Full Story

Someone is smug again

September 1, 2011 08:23:32 Posted at September 1, 2011 08:23:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jessica Biel was photographed by multiple pap agencies yesterday in Toronto with, according to my photo assumption anyway, what looks like a very self-satisfied smile on her face. She’s regained official standing in JT’s life, having endured a brief breakup after an episode with Olivia Munn, and a few others. Full Story

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Katie Holmes was the night’s biggest star?

August 29, 2011 07:36:30 Posted at August 29, 2011 07:36:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The presentation of the final award at any awards show is usually reserved for most high profile guest in attendance. Last night that responsibility fell to Katie Holmes. Were they short on names? Will Ferrell was there. So was Jack Black. I’m not saying either of them are traditional final award presenter material but they’re easily bigger stars than Katie Holmes. Full Story

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Of course she wore white

August 22, 2011 08:58:19 Posted at August 22, 2011 08:58:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

That Kardashian who was married this weekend asked all her guests to wear white or black. Most people would opt for black. It’s easier to find, coordinate, and, well, it speaks to choice - I CHOOSE to NOT wear the colour of the bride. It’s one thing if it’s an all-white wedding, like my cousin Cat, who basically ordered us all to wear white. Full Story

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