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Celebrity bad decisions, mistakes, and Hollywood stupidity.

The Oscars go KABOOM no more

Sarah Posted by Sarah at November 9, 2011 15:41:35 November 9, 2011 15:41:35
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David Livingston/Getty

It’s been a rough week for Brett Ratner. First Olivia Munn outs him as the pervy director who jacked off in front of her while holding a shrimp, then he admitted to banging Munn, but not the shrimp/jacking off part, then Tower Heist was a disappointment, then he went on Howard Stern and apologized for making Munn sound like a tart but proceeded to share off-color remarks about his sex life. Full Story

Hey kids, meet Mr Rocknroll

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 4, 2011 16:31:51 November 4, 2011 16:31:51
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PPNY/GSNY/Splash

Kate Winslet and her kids were in New York yesterday, spending time with her new boyfriend Ned Rocknroll. Ned’s not exactly, um, the most robust name to begin with. And then there’s that f-cking Rocknroll situation which... Don’t ask me to get over it. The day we get over a guy changing his name to Ned Rocknroll is the day we give in to stupid. Full Story

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Hollywood Sliding Doors: Jessica Biel edition

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 3, 2011 12:30:30 November 3, 2011 12:30:30
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Michael Wright/WENN, Elle

Many of you have emailed about Jessica Biel’s quote in the new issue of ELLE magazine. You know, about the fact that she could have been Allie Hamilton to Ryan Gosling’s Noah Calhoun in The Notebook? Apparently it’s the “role that got away”: “The Notebook. That’s one that I wanted so badly. I was in the middle of shooting Texas Chainsaw Massacre, and I auditioned with Ryan Gosling in my trailer—covered in blood. Full Story

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Porny’s pregnant Halloween

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 1, 2011 11:39:02 November 1, 2011 11:39:02
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LOMELI/ Bauer-Griffin

Jessica Simpson officially officially announced on her website yesterday that she and that freeloader are expecting. Apparently she’d been planning it for a while. Even put together a special “mummy” Halloween/White Snake video photo shoot. Full Story

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Coincidence or Conspiracy: Porny Pregnancy edition

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 25, 2011 21:16:16 October 25, 2011 21:16:16
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Allan Bregg/Splashnewsonline.com

Jessica Simpson used to date Tony Romo, the sh-tty quarterback for the Dallas Cowboys. Romo is now married to Candice Crawford. He and Crawford were engaged within a month of Porny’s engagement to that loser with no job who lives in her house. Porny, quite obviously, is pregnant. And Romo just announced Full Story

Lindsay Lohan is unfulfilled

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 19, 2011 18:33:21 October 19, 2011 18:33:21
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Flynet, Suntzulynn for LE/Splash

She was back in court today. TMZ had the play by play. Judge Sautner revoked her probation. Lindsay Lohan is due back in court on November 2 - my wedding anniversary! - to see if she has to go to jail. Among the issues reviewed to determine if she violated probation: attendance at counselling, completing a Shoplifter’s Alternative course, and of course, her community service. Full Story

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Put it down and walk away

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 19, 2011 15:11:25 October 19, 2011 15:11:25

Do you watch Misfits? Have you been reading long enough to roll your eyes every time I jerk off over Misfits? Look at my Five List. That’s how hard I am for Misfits (although Sheehan should come off soon because, well, Nathan is no more). And why haven’t you started watching Misfits? Oh, I see. Are you waiting for the US version? It’s coming. Full Story

As IF Ashley Greene

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 18, 2011 18:59:45 October 18, 2011 18:59:45

There’s a new Twilight movie coming out in a month. Just today I received an email from a friend about it (Relax, I’m not outing you, you can read the rest of the article without panicking) and she was wondering if she should go to see it at one of those theatres that will play all 3 preceding movies before the new one. Full Story

Men love Kanye, Ryan, no Hamm?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 18, 2011 16:16:16 October 18, 2011 16:16:16
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WENN

“Top” lists to me are weird. Some names on the lists I totally, totally understand. Others... ???Askmen.com has announced its annual Top 49 Most Influential Men of 2011 list. Steve Jobs is #1. Completely. Sure. Seal Team Six is #2. Fine. Then Larry Page and Warren Buffett which, HUH? to them being back to back, right?The only celebrity male to make the top 5?Kanye West. Full Story

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A million little excuses

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 14, 2011 14:27:49 October 14, 2011 14:27:49
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WENN

We’ll get to her janky teeth in a minute...First there’s the matter of her community service. TMZ reports that Lindsay Lohan was fired from the Downtown Women’s Centre in LA because, well, either she never showed up as scheduled or when she did she booked it after only an hour when she was specifically ordered by the judge presiding over her case that she stay for at least 4 hours. Full Story

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