Dumbass Articles

Celebrity bad decisions, mistakes, and Hollywood stupidity.

Put it down and walk away

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 19, 2011 15:11:25 October 19, 2011 15:11:25

Do you watch Misfits? Have you been reading long enough to roll your eyes every time I jerk off over Misfits? Look at my Five List. That’s how hard I am for Misfits (although Sheehan should come off soon because, well, Nathan is no more). And why haven’t you started watching Misfits? Oh, I see. Are you waiting for the US version? It’s coming. Full Story

As IF Ashley Greene

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 18, 2011 18:59:45 October 18, 2011 18:59:45

There’s a new Twilight movie coming out in a month. Just today I received an email from a friend about it (Relax, I’m not outing you, you can read the rest of the article without panicking) and she was wondering if she should go to see it at one of those theatres that will play all 3 preceding movies before the new one. Full Story

Men love Kanye, Ryan, no Hamm?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 18, 2011 16:16:16 October 18, 2011 16:16:16
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“Top” lists to me are weird. Some names on the lists I totally, totally understand. Others... ???Askmen.com has announced its annual Top 49 Most Influential Men of 2011 list. Steve Jobs is #1. Completely. Sure. Seal Team Six is #2. Fine. Then Larry Page and Warren Buffett which, HUH? to them being back to back, right?The only celebrity male to make the top 5?Kanye West. Full Story

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A million little excuses

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 14, 2011 14:27:49 October 14, 2011 14:27:49
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We’ll get to her janky teeth in a minute...First there’s the matter of her community service. TMZ reports that Lindsay Lohan was fired from the Downtown Women’s Centre in LA because, well, either she never showed up as scheduled or when she did she booked it after only an hour when she was specifically ordered by the judge presiding over her case that she stay for at least 4 hours. Full Story

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Dentist.

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 13, 2011 14:25:33 October 13, 2011 14:25:33
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She needs one. Badly. This is Lindsay Lohan last night in LA at the Saints Row: The Third party. You know, I have to get over my prejudice against video gaming events as, like, celebrity stops. Video games are throwing the most money around these days. The famous people, they go where the cash is. And they always have. Full Story

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Hot tubs & Rings

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 6, 2011 14:28:19 October 6, 2011 14:28:19

I’m sure by now you’ve seen the cover of the new issue of Star Magazine? It’s attached. With photos of Ashton Kutcher on his 6th wedding anniversary in San Diego where he hosted a hot tub party in his hotel suite and allegedly f-cked at least one girl later on, if not more. “Megan McNutt” was there. She saw it all go down. Full Story

Sit DOWN Johnny Depp

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 4, 2011 17:20:47 October 4, 2011 17:20:47

Johnny Depp is promoting The Rum Diary. He sat down for an interview with Vanity Fair. It’s terrible. Maybe his worst. First there’s the rape comment. When he’s posing for a photo. When it’s a photo shoot. When the camera is capturing a “sex symbol”, he compared the experience to being violated: “Well, you just feel like you’re being raped somehow. Full Story

If you’re not the bride...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 22, 2011 14:22:40 September 22, 2011 14:22:40

Would you choose this dress? Like, I get it that not all white dresses are necessarily bridal dresses, obviously. But this dress, seen here on Geri Halliwell at the Raisa Gorbachev Foundation party in London, THIS dress could only be a bridal dress. Right??? It was a fancy person party, yes. Fancy person gowns were preferred, of course. Full Story

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Could you?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 22, 2011 07:12:07 September 22, 2011 07:12:07

I am a fickle, shallow person. So sometimes it’s hard for me to see past the initial superficial. I get that. Perhaps, then, in this situation, I lack the spiritual profundity to move beyond a name and focus instead on quality. Perhaps. UK tabloids are reporting that Kate Winslet has a new boyfriend. Full Story

H7 must go everywhere

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 16, 2011 11:07:00 September 16, 2011 11:07:00

Victoria Beckham is in New York for Fashion Week. She showed two collections. They were well received. She's also been shopping. Which means Harper Seven goes with her. On top of 7 inch heels. Many of you have been asking why Posh insists on carrying her baby in her arms instead of using a stroller or one of those carrier slings. Full Story

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