So last night, via the always incredible Vulture, I read this list of wardrobe restrictions that CBS has asked to be relayed to performers at the Grammy Awards. Here is the list in its entirety: CBS Program Practices advises that all talent appearing on camera please adhere to Network policy concerning wardrobe. Full Story

PEOPLE.com posted two images yesterday from Porny’s upcoming Spring collection. I clicked on the article last night and..well...Jacek has a new blend. It helped soothe my violence. Retouching is not new. Retouching is almost... standard. Full Story

I love writing about Britney and Justin. We all love remembering Britney and Justin. And it seems like Justin loves giving us opportunities to remember Britney and Justin. Thank you Justin. As you know, Justin performed at a pre-Super Bowl concert on Saturday night in New Orleans. Click here Full Story

Have you seen the Jennifer Hudson-Jessica Simpson Weight Watchers commercial? Does it feel like it’s been on a lot lately? The more it’s on, the more I obsess about whether or not they were actually together. They totally weren’t together. Look at how awkward that is -- when they meet on the corner and awkwardly nod, say nothing, and then walk inside. Full Story

If you watched the Lindsay Lohan court proceedings this morning you understand this - why Mark Heller, her lawyer now, might be your, our new favourite person. Yes. Because of the (maybe fake?) Louis Vuitton briefcase. Yes. Because of the time he tried to bro-down with the judge like they were homies in New York before she told him “Flattery won’t get you anywhere in this court”. Full Story

After TMZ reported yesterday that Lindsay Lohan was trying to not show up at court by using a doctor’s note even though she was papped shopping in New York, she was seen with her mother Dina last night flying in to LA well after midnight. As you can see, she was well dressed for the occasion. Full Story

Lindsay Lohan is supposed to be in court in LA tomorrow for... I can’t remember, there are too many reasons. TMZ is now reporting that she won’t show. According to her new lawyer, she’s sick in New York and has a doctor’s note for a respiratory infection and won’t be able to travel. Full Story

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can you imagine the Queen’s face? Her grandson, the third in line to her throne, is giving an OFFICIAL interview, inside an Apache helicopter, about pulling his dick out during a mission and letting it go because he can’t hold it anymore. Dude, if Captain Wales, a proper royal, can talk about weeing and peeing, I will TALK ABOUT MY POO ALL I WANT. Full Story

Two bears wasn’t enough. They had to add a third bear. They had to acquire a new bear to affirm their Bear Love. Here’s what Slum Bear Casper Smart posted on his Twitter yesterday, re-tweeted by JLO: Introducing the new addition to the family. Full Story

How so very disappointing that Jessica Simpson and Ryan Lochte somehow missed each other pop culturally. A year or two earlier or later and it could have been spectacularly stupid. Stupidly spectacular? Both! Can you imagine? And then a reality show: Dum-Dums. Or Porny & Dum-Dum. No one would have to smoke weed ever again. Full Story

Mariah Carey’s American Idol premieres tonight. It’s the only appointment that should be on my schedule. On all our schedules. Aaaaand... Here’s Jennifer Lopez’s face on the cover of PEOPLE Magazine. As you know, it was JLO who vacated her judge’s seat, subsequently opening up a spot for Mimi at a cost of $18 million. Full Story

She had to bring him. She had to. She could not face the Afflecks alone. I don’t understand why. If I’m JLO, I’d face the Afflecks alone every.single.time. Especially in this dress. No, I don’t like this dress. In fact, I think it’s a gross dress -- much more typical of Zuhair Murad than Marion Cotillard’s last week Full Story

Well, it was inevitable: a Ryan Lochte reality show on E! It premieres in April and will feature Dum-Dum preparing for Rio 2016 and managing his clothing line and trying to find love. At 28? Training for another Olympics while getting your dick sucked by former child stars and aspiring actresses? I guess that sets up Season 4 then, non? Lochte sinks at the Olympic trials. Full Story

Justin Bieber was caught with what looks like a blunt and now his people are all trying to blame Lil Twist for being a bad influence. (Source) Why is it that when Justin Bieber does something generally perceived as “positive”, no one else gets credit for it? It’s a page out of the Lindsay Lohan Playbook: never take accountability. Full Story