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Celebrity bad decisions, mistakes, and Hollywood stupidity.

Jared Leto vs TMZ

December 10, 2015 20:32:30 Posted at December 10, 2015 20:32:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Actually, that’s an incomplete title. The complete title should be: Jared Leto vs TMZ over Taylor Swift How much do you think Taylor loves that Jared Leto is getting legal with TMZ because of her? Jared is insisting that it’s more about “morality” but, come on, isn’t this about her? Or, more specifically, what he said about her? A quick recap: TMZ posted a video earlier this week of Jared in a studio judgy-momming Taylor’s music. Full Story

Coldplay & the Gorillas

November 23, 2015 15:03:42 Posted at November 23, 2015 15:03:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Michael Tran/ Kevin Winter/ Jeff Kravitz/ AMA2015/ Frazer Harrison/ Getty Images

And I don’t mean Gorillaz because they would never let themselves be part of something so earnestly CRINGE. They made a big f-cking deal of the fact that Coldplay hasn’t performed at the AMAs in 7 years. It’s gross enough that every time I listen to this song I have to think about whether or not Chris Martin is singing about how Jennifer Lawrence flipped on the “on” switch for his dick, and the “magic” that took over him when he was inside of her. Full Story

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Yes, Black Panther needs a black director

October 22, 2015 20:47:07 Posted at October 22, 2015 20:47:07
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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Continuing the theme of “it’s a bad day to be a Marvel marketing flak”, Anthony Mackie, who plays Falcon in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, is out promoting Our Brand is Crisis, which means that people are asking him about Marvel. When you’re part of Marvel, all anyone ever asks you about is Marvel. Full Story

And this helps…how?

October 22, 2015 20:08:59 Posted at October 22, 2015 20:08:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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I’ve already written about Jeremy Renner today. About how he’s recording an album – click here for a refresher. A lot of people are talking about Jeremy this week because of how he responded to questions about the gender pay gap and Jennifer Lawrence’s essay. Full Story

Jeremy Renner: craft > pay

October 21, 2015 14:12:20 Posted at October 21, 2015 14:12:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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On Monday night it was Drake. Yesterday it was Jeremy Renner. The man’s grey turtleneck – is it a thing? Jeremy was in New York yesterday to promote a campaign he’s doing with Remy Martin Cognac. (Put a pin in that because we’re coming back to it.) You’ll recall, the Sony leak revealed that on American Hustle, Jennifer Lawrence and Amy Adams were paid less than Bradley Cooper and Jeremy Renner. Full Story

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Penis proud

October 9, 2015 18:14:47 Posted at October 9, 2015 18:14:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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So… if you’re threatening to sue people for publishing pictures of your penis and violating your privacy (click here for a refresher), should your dad be tweeting about how proud he is of your penis? Jeremy Bieber is Justin Bieber’s father. Full Story

Matt Damon’s career in 8 minutes

September 30, 2015 15:16:07 Posted at September 30, 2015 15:16:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Matt Damon was on The Late Late Show with James Corden last night acting out his career in 8 minutes. They opened with Good Will Hunting which, I mean, I understand, you want to open strong. But I would have moved Bourne up to the top and maybe ended with “apples”, although I’m wondering if it was more a logistical set decision and not editorial because of that sliding glass screen. Full Story

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Johnny’s hairline…and “eye contact”

September 15, 2015 12:27:39 Posted at September 15, 2015 12:27:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Black Mass premiered at TIFF last night. Sarah’s review is coming up. But first…because it’s Johnny Depp, and there’s been so much drama about Johnny and Amber in Toronto, we’re starting there. As I mentioned in my post yesterday – click here Full Story

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Matt Damon opens mouth, world face palms

September 15, 2015 12:04:38 Posted at September 15, 2015 12:04:38
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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Matt Damon and Ben Affleck used to have a show called Project Greenlight, in which they and a panel of filmmakers chose a script and a director and set them loose with a small budget to make a movie. It aired three seasons on Bravo from 2001-2005, and the only movie I remember from it is the hilariously bad horror movie, Feast. Full Story

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Platinum Bieber

September 10, 2015 19:50:58 Posted at September 10, 2015 19:50:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, FameFlynet

Justin Bieber performed today on The Today Show. With some new hair. 99% of you are probably rolling your eyes. I'm in my own corner, digging the sh-t out of it. But I have a thing for platinum blonde hair, cut short on the sides, floppy on top. I was into it when Brad Pitt did it and I was into it when Jacek did this like right when we started dating. Full Story

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“Too street” to be Bond

September 1, 2015 15:14:22 Posted at September 1, 2015 15:14:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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After #BackToHogwarts, Idris Elba is currently the biggest trending topic on Twitter at post time. It’s because Anthony Horowitz who wrote the new Bond book, Trigger Mortis, has offered his opinion to the Daily Mail on whether or not Idris Elba would be a good James Bond: “Idris Elba is a terrific actor, but I can think of other black actors who would do it better. Full Story

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