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Celebrity bad decisions, mistakes, and Hollywood stupidity.

Kellan is Sebastian

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 25, 2016 18:22:35 May 25, 2016 18:22:35
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There is a hilarious story today at Page Six about Kellan Lutz and how he’s on Raya under a fake name, Sebastian. I really, really want this to be his profile photo:  Full Story

Ben Affleck’s Miami blonde?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 24, 2016 20:00:13 May 24, 2016 20:00:13
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FameFlynet

The Miami Herald published this item yesterday in its entertainment section: A Miami Uber driver who recently drove Ben Affleck (he swears it was him!) and a young blonde woman from The Standard to Miami International Airport last Sunday says all did not appear well in Affleck’s love life. Full Story

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Blake Lively’s Oakland Booty

Kathleen Posted by Kathleen at May 19, 2016 14:05:14 May 19, 2016 14:05:14

Blake Lively is the epitome of a Becky. She’s white, tall, blonde and has long straight hair. When you listen to Sir Mix-A-lot’s Baby Got Back and you hear the line, “Oh my god, Becky, look at her butt,” Blake Lively is pretty much who you picture in that moment. Full Story

Johnny mocks Johnny’s mocking

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 9, 2016 12:48:00 May 9, 2016 12:48:00
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David M. Benett/ Dave J Hogan/ Getty Images

Johnny Depp was in London this weekend to promote Alice Through The Looking Glass which opens in a couple of weeks. As you can see, he’s hotter and cleaner than ever, with all those accoutrements hanging from his neck and waist and his eyeliner applied perfectly. Acting, don’t forget, is just a part-time job. Full Story

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Iggy Azalea, actually

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 28, 2016 17:25:21 April 28, 2016 17:25:21
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247PAPS.TV/ MONEY$HOT-$HAWN/ Taius G./ Splash News

Duana wrote about Iggy Azalea’s “Becky” issues yesterday – click here for a refresher. Basically, in the most diplomatic of ways, Duana was saying that Iggy doesn’t know what the f-ck she’s talking about. Full Story

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Is it bad to be Becky?

Duana Posted by Duana at April 27, 2016 17:14:11 April 27, 2016 17:14:11
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It happens to all of us eventually—I got into a Twitter fight with Iggy Azalea, and I won. Okay, no. Not exactly. What actually happened is that Azalea, who is…exhausting, at best… got offended when someone referred to her as ‘Becky’. Full Story

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Two sullen teenagers

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 18, 2016 14:05:30 April 18, 2016 14:05:30
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madmax/ Splash News

We had a rough night last night. Barney, our dog, was sick and kept getting up so we kept getting up and the combination of fatigue and worry is the worst. There was happiness waiting for me on my phone when my alarm went off though. This Johnny Depp-Amber Heard apology video made me so happy for Monday. Full Story

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Gwen’s “girl”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 1, 2016 19:28:33 April 1, 2016 19:28:33
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I am not good at pranks, like coming up with them. At the same time, I’m judgy about them. Taking someone’s underwear drawer and dispersing the contents on the lawn isn’t funny to me. To me it’s weak and unimaginative and boring. My favourite today, because I really wanted it to be true, and kinda fell for it because I’m an idiot, was this one Full Story

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