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The real star of Avril Lavigne’s new video

July 26, 2013 16:15:39 Posted at July 26, 2013 16:15:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet, Clint Brewer/ Splash

Avril Lavigne was out in LA shooting a new video yesterday. Emily, who is our site coordinator, sent me a note last night comparing the look to Tank Girl. As in how dare this goddamn bitch disrespect Tank Girl!? Oh it’s more of the same Avril. Avril in heavy eyeliner. Avril making devil signs with her hands, sticking out her tongue, wearing brand new combat boots that will never be scuffed. Full Story

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Disney Girls: Xanax, Regretful Tweets, Short Shaming

July 26, 2013 15:02:16 Posted at July 26, 2013 15:02:16
Dean Posted by Dean
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Wenn, wowcelebritytv/ Derek Storm/ Splash

Lots of weird gossip blips this week coming from the ever expanding former Disney-Girl universe. I wish there was a better name for this group – The Millennial Mickey Mouse Club? The Britney Byproducts? Demi and The Instagrams? Anyway, let’s start with sleepless Miley, whose butt is revealing her drug habits. Full Story

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Birthday Bears

July 25, 2013 17:42:14 Posted at July 25, 2013 17:42:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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WENN

Jennifer Lopez celebrated her 44th birthday yesterday. Get your Gravol ready because, obviously, there was some Slum Love involved. No, actually, not some, but a LOT. A lot of Slum Love in the form of the Gross Bears. Jesus Christ. And we were having such a great week. Yesterday I was shooting a promo with the co-hosts of The Social, Melissa Grelo, Traci Melchor, and Cynthia Loyst. Full Story

Teen Wolf Batman

July 25, 2013 15:42:41 Posted at July 25, 2013 15:42:41
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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WENN

In a rumor that amazingly did not come from an Onion article, MTV’s Teen Wolf star Tyler Hoechlin is supposedly up for the role of Batman in the Man of Steel sequel to be titled either Superman vs. Batman or Batman vs. Superman, depending on which tests better with adolescent males. Wait, let’s back this up and give it a minute to sink in. Full Story

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Superman needs a partner

July 22, 2013 14:46:04 Posted at July 22, 2013 14:46:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Jerod Harris/ Getty

It could have been a different Henry Cavill who showed up at Comic-Con this year. Off the success of his debut as Superman in Man Of Steel, winning over the nerd folk with his performance, Comic-Con could have been his victory party …only… well… he took some baggage to San Diego. Full Story

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Are they offering refunds?

July 18, 2013 14:42:23 Posted at July 18, 2013 14:42:23
Maria Posted by Maria
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Crowdfunding for movies with established stars attached – it’s all a bit confusing isn’t it? Like, why would I give money to James Franco? (Read Sarah’s thoughts on it here). Not that I’m telling anyone how to spend their money, but $40 for a T-shirt from a movie that hasn’t even been made? Non-profit and charity fundraisers must be weeping. Full Story

Stealing: Still not okay

July 16, 2013 18:49:32 Posted at July 16, 2013 18:49:32
Sarah Posted by Sarah
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Jason Merritt/ Getty

Popular horror geek and blogger Lianne Spiderbaby (real name: Lianne MacDougall, secondary occupation: Quentin Tarantino’s girlfriend) got caught up in a plagiarism scandal over the weekend. Here’s what happened: Someone tipped off Mike White at Impossible Funky (among others) that MacDougall was plagiarizing for her FEARnet column, “Spiderbaby’s Terror Tapes”. Full Story

Superman & Nerd Girl lasted 10 days

July 12, 2013 15:37:22 Posted at July 12, 2013 15:37:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet

On July 1, US Weekly broke the news that Henry Cavill and Kaley Cuoco were dating. The next day, Cuoco conveniently got papped at the nail bar. The day after that, Cuoco and Cavill were shot together on a hike in the hills by a photographer who just, you know, woke up and decided it would be a good place to hang out for several hours that day in the hopes that Superman would just show up. Full Story

Song for a Dictator

July 2, 2013 18:06:47 Posted at July 2, 2013 18:06:47
Maria Posted by Maria
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Ian Gavan/ Getty

If you’re a dictator then dictate on the floor… Celebrity appearances are always super interesting to me, because it is such a clear indicator of where a celebrity brand stands. Birthday parties for Middle Eastern princes, front row at fashion shows, hip hop stars at Bat Mitzvahs…if you have the money, the celebrity experience – a performance, a personal shout-out, a photo – is up for grabs. Full Story

Belly Cupping: Stranger Edition

June 27, 2013 14:49:45 Posted at June 27, 2013 14:49:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Sellebrity RICK/ Splash

What’s worse than a woman belly cupping on a red carpet? The father belly cupping her on a red carpet. And what’s worse than the father belly cupping her on a red carpet? A fan requesting to be belly cupped. Here’s Channing Tatum, kindly obliging a pregnant woman who offered up her baby, in utero. Full Story

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Scarjo looks hot but needs to sit DOWN

June 10, 2013 14:01:30 Posted at June 10, 2013 14:01:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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Wenn, Andrew H. Walker/ Larry Busacca/ Getty

Scarlett Johansson presented at the Tony Awards last night. She looked great. Love the cut of this tuxedo jacket. Love the lip colour so much. It’s a scary lip colour to try. I tried it a few months ago -- even darker than this -- and was put off initially because the lips were drawn exactly on the lip line. Full Story

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Jonah Hill is serious, bro

June 6, 2013 13:35:34 Posted at June 6, 2013 13:35:34
Sarah Posted by Sarah

To promote This is the End, Seth Rogen, Danny McBride, James Franco and Jonah Hill were interviewed for a cover feature on Rolling Stone. Among that group, who do you think would come across as the most pompous and least fun? If you guessed Jonah Hill, you guessed right. And in a group that includes Franco, who’s built a vacation house up his own ass, that’s kind of a problem. Full Story

Mrs Timberlake needs new management

June 4, 2013 14:45:13 Posted at June 4, 2013 14:45:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey
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FameFlynet

As you know, Mrs Timberlake’s work schedule isn’t exactly heavy. Deadline posted yesterday that she’s fired her management. The wording of the article is hilarious as Deadline reports that CAA is supposedly “scrambling” to keep her as a client: “(Mrs Timberlake) discharged her managers late last week, and she will decide her future this week with CAA. Full Story

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Courtney and Frances Forever

May 31, 2013 14:21:20 Posted at May 31, 2013 14:21:20
Maria Posted by Maria
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Fortunata/ Splash

The Smiths are getting a lot of attention this week, particularly for the, um, curious Vulture interview -- click here if you missed Duana’s post on it. Patterns and Joe Kennedy? Child’s play compared to the cray cray that is Courtney Love. Full Story

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