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Someone is smug again

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 1, 2011 08:23:32 September 1, 2011 08:23:32

Jessica Biel was photographed by multiple pap agencies yesterday in Toronto with, according to my photo assumption anyway, what looks like a very self-satisfied smile on her face. She’s regained official standing in JT’s life, having endured a brief breakup after an episode with Olivia Munn, and a few others. Full Story

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Katie Holmes was the night’s biggest star?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 29, 2011 07:36:30 August 29, 2011 07:36:30

The presentation of the final award at any awards show is usually reserved for most high profile guest in attendance. Last night that responsibility fell to Katie Holmes. Were they short on names? Will Ferrell was there. So was Jack Black. I’m not saying either of them are traditional final award presenter material but they’re easily bigger stars than Katie Holmes. Full Story

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Of course she wore white

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 22, 2011 08:58:19 August 22, 2011 08:58:19

That Kardashian who was married this weekend asked all her guests to wear white or black. Most people would opt for black. It’s easier to find, coordinate, and, well, it speaks to choice - I CHOOSE to NOT wear the colour of the bride. It’s one thing if it’s an all-white wedding, like my cousin Cat, who basically ordered us all to wear white. Full Story

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Gwyneth can’t win

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 18, 2011 10:18:35 August 18, 2011 10:18:35

Many of you have seen this article on PEOPLE today and emailed in a fury: How dare she! Now she’s a saint? Gag me! Look, I get it. And you know, if you’ve been reading my blog for a while, that even though I love her, I will sh-t on Gwyneth Paltrow any time for any number of reasons. Full Story

Does Bridget die?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 12, 2011 09:17:24 August 12, 2011 09:17:24

If she dies at the end, I may like it more than if she doesn’t because at least that would be surprising and not just another two hours of the same sh-t made for the third time because ... I don’t actually know what the reason is, do you? Entertainment Weekly Full Story

Totally an Audrey move

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 10, 2011 12:59:17 August 10, 2011 12:59:17

I can’t believe Jennifer Love Hewitt is only 32. She seems... not that young. Desperation can age you. I don’t watch The Bachelor or any of its iterations. Never. So I don’t know who these people are. Apparently JLH does. And she’s been throwing herself at one of them. Some guy called Ben. Full Story

Are you f-cking Lindsay LOHAN...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 10, 2011 08:48:01 August 10, 2011 08:48:01

Guy Berryman??? Or is she following you around begging you for it? You just gasped, right? Here’s the quick background. Last week some dumbass UK tabloid, I think it was The Sun, published a story about LOHAN losing her sh-t because she wasn’t allowed backstage at Coldplay. Gossip Cop Full Story

Should I liveblog this?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 9, 2011 14:00:20 August 9, 2011 14:00:20

We might have to liveblog this. Duana? Sarah? Sasha? Hallmark is airing a movie of the week about Will and Kate. A trailer for it was released a few days ago. I just got to it now. Actually, that was half an hour ago. I’ve since watched it at least 5 times. Each time it gets worse. And funnier. Full Story

Sashay writing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 8, 2011 07:01:26 August 8, 2011 07:01:26

Not sure about these poses Tyra Banks was throwing down last night at Teen Choice. Or that, um, her leather jumpsuit was the best selection on the carpet. But that’s not really why Tyra made the blog today. Tyra made the blog today because Jessica sent me something crazy the other day and I needed to find a way, with photos, to include it. Full Story

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The Oscars go KABOOM in 2012

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 5, 2011 07:35:00 August 5, 2011 07:35:00

Written by Sarah I cannot stop laughing. The Academy, in all their tone deaf glory, has hired Brett Ratner to co-produce the Oscar telecast in 2012. Are you a fan of Rush Hour? How about Rush Hour 2? Or X-Men: Last Stand—you know, the one where they threw out everything good and interesting about Bryan Singer’s previous two movies? Does the upcoming Tower Heist Full Story