Dumbass Articles

Celebrity bad decisions, mistakes, and Hollywood stupidity.

Lohan throws a drink in front of her mother

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 15, 2011 10:11:05 September 15, 2011 10:11:05

It’s fashion week in New York. Lindsay Lohan thinks she’s part of it. She’s been at a few shows. She thinks everyone is paying attention to her. And they are. But only because her lips are really f-cked up and she’s such a goddamn loser. Last night she hit up the V Magazine party. Full Story

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Let me pull my shirt up

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 9, 2011 07:43:41 September 9, 2011 07:43:41

Was meaning to post this yesterday and then got buried in TIFF. So Tara Reid is in London because of something to do with Big Brother. This is all you need to know. This is all I need to know. So if you’re about to hit me up with a know-it-all-email re: her activities, please save your wisdom for another time. Full Story

Eddie Murphy hosting Oscars 2012: Golden or awful?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 7, 2011 08:27:23 September 7, 2011 08:27:23

Written by Sarah Last month it was announced that Brett Ratner would be co-producing the Oscars in 2012. This struck me as hilarious, mostly because the Academy is so transparently desperate to put on a show that will appeal to the kids that they hired a director known for driving franchises into the ground. Full Story

This makes James Franco look good

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 2, 2011 09:01:41 September 2, 2011 09:01:41

Shia LaBeouf and his girlfriend Carolyn Pho spent some time one night with Marilyn Manson. That experience compelled them to go around LA taking pictures. Those pictures have now become a book. They also made a short film in honour of Manson’s new album Born Villain. Last night there was a book signing and screening in Hollywood. Full Story

Someone is smug again

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 1, 2011 08:23:32 September 1, 2011 08:23:32

Jessica Biel was photographed by multiple pap agencies yesterday in Toronto with, according to my photo assumption anyway, what looks like a very self-satisfied smile on her face. She’s regained official standing in JT’s life, having endured a brief breakup after an episode with Olivia Munn, and a few others. Full Story

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Katie Holmes was the night’s biggest star?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 29, 2011 07:36:30 August 29, 2011 07:36:30

The presentation of the final award at any awards show is usually reserved for most high profile guest in attendance. Last night that responsibility fell to Katie Holmes. Were they short on names? Will Ferrell was there. So was Jack Black. I’m not saying either of them are traditional final award presenter material but they’re easily bigger stars than Katie Holmes. Full Story

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Of course she wore white

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 22, 2011 08:58:19 August 22, 2011 08:58:19

That Kardashian who was married this weekend asked all her guests to wear white or black. Most people would opt for black. It’s easier to find, coordinate, and, well, it speaks to choice - I CHOOSE to NOT wear the colour of the bride. It’s one thing if it’s an all-white wedding, like my cousin Cat, who basically ordered us all to wear white. Full Story

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Gwyneth can’t win

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 18, 2011 10:18:35 August 18, 2011 10:18:35

Many of you have seen this article on PEOPLE today and emailed in a fury: How dare she! Now she’s a saint? Gag me! Look, I get it. And you know, if you’ve been reading my blog for a while, that even though I love her, I will sh-t on Gwyneth Paltrow any time for any number of reasons. Full Story

Does Bridget die?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 12, 2011 09:17:24 August 12, 2011 09:17:24

If she dies at the end, I may like it more than if she doesn’t because at least that would be surprising and not just another two hours of the same sh-t made for the third time because ... I don’t actually know what the reason is, do you? Entertainment Weekly Full Story

Totally an Audrey move

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 10, 2011 12:59:17 August 10, 2011 12:59:17

I can’t believe Jennifer Love Hewitt is only 32. She seems... not that young. Desperation can age you. I don’t watch The Bachelor or any of its iterations. Never. So I don’t know who these people are. Apparently JLH does. And she’s been throwing herself at one of them. Some guy called Ben. Full Story