Dumbass Articles

Celebrity bad decisions, mistakes, and Hollywood stupidity.

Are you f-cking Lindsay LOHAN...

August 10, 2011 08:48:01 Posted at August 10, 2011 08:48:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Guy Berryman??? Or is she following you around begging you for it? You just gasped, right? Here’s the quick background. Last week some dumbass UK tabloid, I think it was The Sun, published a story about LOHAN losing her sh-t because she wasn’t allowed backstage at Coldplay. Gossip Cop Full Story

Should I liveblog this?

August 9, 2011 14:00:20 Posted at August 9, 2011 14:00:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

We might have to liveblog this. Duana? Sarah? Sasha? Hallmark is airing a movie of the week about Will and Kate. A trailer for it was released a few days ago. I just got to it now. Actually, that was half an hour ago. I’ve since watched it at least 5 times. Each time it gets worse. And funnier. Full Story

Sashay writing

August 8, 2011 07:01:26 Posted at August 8, 2011 07:01:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Not sure about these poses Tyra Banks was throwing down last night at Teen Choice. Or that, um, her leather jumpsuit was the best selection on the carpet. But that’s not really why Tyra made the blog today. Tyra made the blog today because Jessica sent me something crazy the other day and I needed to find a way, with photos, to include it. Full Story

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The Oscars go KABOOM in 2012

August 5, 2011 07:35:00 Posted at August 5, 2011 07:35:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Sarah I cannot stop laughing. The Academy, in all their tone deaf glory, has hired Brett Ratner to co-produce the Oscar telecast in 2012. Are you a fan of Rush Hour? How about Rush Hour 2? Or X-Men: Last Stand—you know, the one where they threw out everything good and interesting about Bryan Singer’s previous two movies? Does the upcoming Tower Heist Full Story

Lindsay Lohan’s competition

August 2, 2011 13:59:00 Posted at August 2, 2011 13:59:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You’ve heard it, Lohan keeps repeating it – that she wants to win an Oscar by the time she’s 30, like that’s the only motivation for working. Apparently she’s not the only one. I just read a HILARIOUS interview with Taryn Manning who, um, clearly thinks she’s was robbed on a nomination for Hustle & Flow. Full Story

Reads in trees, compliments himself

July 29, 2011 08:36:19 Posted at July 29, 2011 08:36:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I snarked on Kellan Lutz a couple times yesterday because, obviously. He is more insufferable to me than ever since Comic-Con. And, you know, if I were him I’d be a little more careful about that secret because it’s no longer a secret anymore. Anyway, my friend Scott in New York, seeing that I was sh-tting on Kellan, being the bitchy, encouraging person that he is, sent me a scan from a recent issue of Us Weekly with an interview of Kellan Lutz. Full Story

Henry Cavill: not photogenic and bad pants

July 28, 2011 08:35:51 Posted at July 28, 2011 08:35:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Have received a lot of email about Henry Cavill after Comic-Con and I don’t have a lot to say about him other than he’s really, really lovely and has great hair and... is, like Charlie Hunnam, terribly unphotogenic. I mean, in person, you have to believe he’s beautiful. Elegant, strong, handsome. Full Story

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Bad movies people will see

July 27, 2011 09:54:00 Posted at July 27, 2011 09:54:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

More trailer analysis... I don’t actually know how a movie like New Year’s Eve keeps making itself. But now you know why Ashton Kutcher went back to television. Even he couldn’t stand this sh-t anymore. Let’s put the tall guy and the short girl together and make them kiss! What is it? It’s a series of cute formulaic movie scenes with so called Chick Lit snappy dialogue. Full Story

The GMD could totally do Nessun Dorma

July 26, 2011 07:49:56 Posted at July 26, 2011 07:49:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As we all know, the GMD got really into the singing for Rock of Ages. And they keep trying to tell us that he can actually sing for real. That we will be amazed by his vocal abilities. That his voice will complete you. Was this part of the contract? Because one after another they’re trotting them out to deliver these lines, the same lines, so if it’s not overly obvious then, um, it must be true??? According to his Rock of Ages co-star Malin Ackerman: "You will be shocked. Full Story

Maybe you should downsize ...and stop buying shoes

July 21, 2011 14:31:45 Posted at July 21, 2011 14:31:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lindsay Lohan went to court today for a progress report on her probation. Supposedly the probation officer has a hard-on to get her thrown back in prison. The probation officer is clearly our friend. The judge was impartial though, not totally siding with the PO but also giving Lohan the gears for being. Full Story

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Posh sells books

July 19, 2011 13:59:18 Posted at July 19, 2011 13:59:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Several of you have emailed me about this today: sales of Harper Lee’s To Kill A Mockingbird have increased 123% on Amazon UK; it now occupies 38th spot on the bestseller list. The Beckham Bump. Does she know? OF COURSE she knows. As IF she hasn’t been googling Harper Seven Beckham Victoria Beckham since she gave birth. Full Story

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