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As IF, Lindsay Lohan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 13, 2011 13:29:06 July 13, 2011 13:29:06

Lindsay Lohan went to Miami in May, before she was locked inside her comfortable Venice Beach townhouse for a month, for a photo shoot and interview with Plum Magazine. A reader called Ellie sent over this video from the shoot titled, “I can’t believe she didn’t steal those clothes” which, hilarious right? I agree. Full Story

Let’s open the week with an As IF

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 11, 2011 09:05:02 July 11, 2011 09:05:02

It was Porny’s birthday yesterday. She’s 31 now. And she tweeted this photo – a gift from her KFed. He bought her a new bag. What looks like a Birkin. A very large, very orange one. With this caption: Eric made my birthday!!! I have never been more surprised in my life! Jackie O who? ;) See what Victoria Beckham has done to Birkins? Now anyone can buy a f-cking Birkin. Full Story

This happened at 5am

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 8, 2011 09:50:22 July 8, 2011 09:50:22

Robert Pattinson was in Toronto last night shooting until 5am. When he finished he spent several minutes signing autographs for the lady fans who’d been waiting for him. Until 5am. People keep thinking it’s kids who pull this kind of crazy. Look at them. These are not kids. These are grown. Full Story

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Another monumental As IF

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 8, 2011 07:31:00 July 8, 2011 07:31:00

Yesterday’s As IF moment came to us courtesy Victoria Beckham or, rather, David Beckham who claimed his wife Posh didn’t know that he was iPhoning her pregnantly candid. Click here for a refresher. Today’s As IF is thanks to Megan Fox who took to her Facebook page in a post titled "THINGS YOU CAN'T DO WITH YOUR FACE WHEN YOU HAVE BOTOX" to prove she’s never had Botox by posting these attached photos of herself scrunching up her forehead like that sh-t is all natural. Full Story

Freedom: just in time for the weekend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 30, 2011 08:55:34 June 30, 2011 08:55:34

Lindsay LOHAN was released from house arrest yesterday. Her 25th birthday is on Saturday. Great timing. There was a really funny story that LOHAN’s people fed to TMZ yesterday about her being afraid to go out because of the paps. At the time, they insisted that LOHAN would be staying home for a while. Full Story

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You really have bad taste

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 24, 2011 12:49:16 June 24, 2011 12:49:16

Liz Hurley is serious about Shane Warne. You may have forgotten about Shane Warne. He’s GROSS. Like, properly VILE. Shane is an Aussie cricket legend, was married, is a chronic cheater, and was supposedly still with his wife when he and Hurley hooked up. And, for a laugh, or a vomit, click here Full Story

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The Tween Treatment

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 16, 2011 07:23:51 June 16, 2011 07:23:51

Written by Sarah I noticed it a few months ago in a cover profile of Robert Pattinson. The journalist kept mentioning how beautiful he was in between sound bites from her subject. I’ve seen Pattinson and he is a very good looking guy. Full Story

House Arrest party

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 13, 2011 10:20:38 June 13, 2011 10:20:38

True story: I was just thinking this morning of writing in the open a note about how we went all last week without any pap photos taken from inside Lindsay LOHAN’s house during her house arrest. Then I thought better of it because, well, you know. And, well, you know. She threw a rooftop party this weekend and gave us a lot of side titty action. Full Story

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This pain in me...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 8, 2011 12:35:22 June 8, 2011 12:35:22

Is James Franco in my ass. Or, rather, his voice. Have you heard? He’s releasing music now. I don’t have the energy to put into my own words the definition of this kind of sound, so I’ll quote from EW.com: “Franco is dropping an “EP of experimental electronic tracks with drag performer Kalup Linzy (who acted alongside Franco on General Hospital). Full Story

Shelfy rides Spittle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 6, 2011 12:28:44 June 6, 2011 12:28:44

His bike. Did she know that Justin Timberlake would be at the MTV Movie Awards presenting with Mila Kunis and spending the weekend promoting Bad Teacher with his ex-girlfriend Cameron Diaz? Oh, I’m sure she had some idea. So... What did Shelfy get up to? Jessica Biel was photographed out for a ride on the back of Gerard Butler’s bike. Full Story

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Please DO NOT DO THIS

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 2, 2011 13:44:29 June 2, 2011 13:44:29

Last summer I read and reviewed a book called Furious Love. Original post is here. Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton – obsessing over their relationship is not so much a phase thing as it is a constant. They were of a time, of an age of movie star that we will simply never see again. Full Story