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Celebrity bad decisions, mistakes, and Hollywood stupidity.

Young & Fearless

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 16, 2011 12:34:54 May 16, 2011 12:34:54

Ri, what are you doing? Have you heard? Rihanna and Chris Brown followed each other on Twitter. There's speculation now that they've been private messaging each other. The Twitter world was all over it, and all over her, for the move, and she responded by tweeting out to everyone that it's "just f-cking Twitter", like relax motherf-ckers, it's no big. Full Story

Straw Dogs trailer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 16, 2011 06:39:49 May 16, 2011 06:39:49

Alexander Skarsgard is expected in Cannes for Lars von Trier's latest Melancholia with Kirsten Dunst. His girlfriend Kate Bosworth's name has appeared on virtually every tip-sheet for every party here so far. A tip-sheet is a list of celebrities that publicists send out in advance of an event to let you know who's attending. Full Story

Here's a movie you're rushing to see

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 12, 2011 12:59:08 May 12, 2011 12:59:08

There was a deal made at Cannes. The story: Two people start dating. She's slightly older. Then they find out she used to babysit him. This is supposed to be romantic AND hilarious. Really??? Apparently they think you would want to see this movie. I guess I might not be the best judge of what women do and don't want to see. Full Story

Being Bristol

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 12, 2011 10:25:07 May 12, 2011 10:25:07

Written by DuanaThat’s my pitch for the name of the new Bristol Palin reality show. Or maybe I’m being too on-the-nose. Maybe it should be something like “All For The Good”, since she’s working for a charity. Full Story

James & January?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 12, 2011 08:53:35 May 12, 2011 08:53:35

Received several panicked emails yesterday when I was out in the field about James McAvoy and … January Jones? There was no context so it was puzzling. Then I hopped on a computer at the Palais and read about Ted Casablanca's report that the father of her child was someone on the X-Men set … which… fine, I mean I'm still not sure why people care that January Jones is pregnant but sure, there are a lot of people on a set - crew, cast, studio, marketing, etc - and I don't doubt she could have hooked up with any of them. Full Story

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KatE & Bella

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 11, 2011 10:23:06 May 11, 2011 10:23:06

Tom Cruise told People.com that his daughter (with Nicole Kidman) Isabella is now an apprentice at Holmes & Yang. Holmes & Yang of course is Katie's label. Oh, wait, I'm sorry - it's KatE's label. Said Tom: "Kate's designing and (Bella) is just working her way up. Full Story

Different directions?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 5, 2011 10:29:29 May 5, 2011 10:29:29
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Here’s Nina Dobrev after hitting up the spa in Beverly Hills yesterday. Apparently a lot of sh-t is about to go down on Vampire Diaries tonight. Nina talks about the drama with MTV – click here to see. On Saturday Nina was in DC for the White House Correspondents’ Dinner with her boyfriend and costar Ian Somerhalder. Full Story

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Lindsay LOHAN: Oscar again

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 27, 2011 06:47:00 April 27, 2011 06:47:00

Every few months or so she’s at it – bringing up Oscar, like it’s some kind of foregone conclusion. Lindsay LOHAN can’t stay out of court, but somehow she thinks she’s going to win an Oscar? And by the time she’s 30? This is what she told Jay Leno on The Tonight Show last night, you know, after she regurgitated all the sh-t you’re supposed to say when you’ve f-cked up: I’ve taken responsibility, I made mistakes, I’ve learned, I’m better… Are you? It’s a goddamn script. Full Story

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B & J at the wedding?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 25, 2011 13:10:40 April 25, 2011 13:10:40

I’ll preface this by saying that the following is a dodgy report that comes from one of the British tabloids. And, well, if there was actually a Royal Wedding-related piece of information involving two such major names, it seems weird that it would be the Daily Star Full Story

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Lindsay LOHAN gets it in the ass

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 25, 2011 06:26:31 April 25, 2011 06:26:31

I was at the airport in Vancouver getting ready for my flight to London on Friday when the news crossed my blackberry that Lindsay LOHAN was sentenced to 120 days in jail. Once upon a time that would have been, like, breaking and urgent. Now it’s just a *kanye shrug*. But big f-cking ups to Judge Stephanie Sautner for giving it to her in the ass. Full Story

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The Help trailer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 20, 2011 13:05:00 April 20, 2011 13:05:00

I read the book like everyone else who reads books on lists. I thought it was … OK. It certainly didn’t change my life or anything. Found the ending rather underwhelming. And, well, I have some serious fundamental issues with it that, um, are probably best left to another discussion. So I guess I’m not as excited about the movie as others may be. Full Story