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Celebrity bad decisions, mistakes, and Hollywood stupidity.

Gwyneth cooks, Cameron’s ass, Chris runs

April 12, 2011 11:11:00 Posted at April 12, 2011 11:11:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Next week, Gwyneth Paltrow will not sing Adele as well as Adele on Glee. This week she’s pimping her new cookbook in New York. Apparently there’s even a book signing somewhere today or tomorrow. Like people will line up for the privilege of meeting her and trying her recipes. Anyway, last night she threw a dinner party and invited some of her famous friends so that she could cook for them. Full Story

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Gwyneth, Glee & Adele

April 12, 2011 07:06:17 Posted at April 12, 2011 07:06:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

At this point it’s like Chinese water torture. Every Gwyneth Paltrow song is like one maddening drip on your forehead, death by annoyance and irritation. To be fair, the cover of Over the Rainbow can’t be on her. As I noted yesterday, Matthew Morrison will have to own that one, especially after selling it as a new and fresh interpretation when, as I posited yesterday, what it really sounds like is just a retread – and an inferior one at that – of Israel "IZ" Ka?ano?i Kamakawiwo?ole’s iconic version of the song. Full Story

Box office > Privacy

April 12, 2011 06:21:19 Posted at April 12, 2011 06:21:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Have you seen it? Reese Witherspoon covers the new issue of Vogue. You can look at more photos here. I mean they’re alright, I guess. Like, I get it that she worked with an elephant in the movie Water For Elephants but I wonder if I need every shoot to reflect the elephant presence, you know? It’s like being clubbed over the head with a trunk. Full Story

An 8 ball sized Sit DOWN

March 25, 2011 11:43:53 Posted at March 25, 2011 11:43:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I'm sure you've heard about this dumbassery. That Dina Lohan, mother of all parent pimps, is now saying that going forward, it'll no longer be Lindsay Lohan, it'll just be Lindsay. As in Madonna. As in Prince. As in bitch who the f-ck are you? Lindsay? Who??? Oh you mean that cranked up twat who hasn't worked in 3 years? Her? Thanks for the reminder about why you needn't feel sorry for Lindsay LOHAN. Full Story

We need help

March 22, 2011 14:43:38 Posted at March 22, 2011 14:43:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So what did Chris Brown do today? Well, he was pissed that they wanted to ask him about Rihanna on Good Morning America and threw a chair at a window. People.com though, ever the “fair” voice when it comes to celebrity reporting, decided to dedicate their coverage today about how supportive his fans have been. Full Story

That window could have been a face

March 22, 2011 08:07:09 Posted at March 22, 2011 08:07:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Change? Please. How long have I been saying that Chris Brown hasn’t changed? Again, it’s not that forgiveness is not possible. It’s that it has to be preceded by contrition and real accountability, both of which have been lacking on his part. Brown was on Good Morning America today trying to promote his new album. Full Story

How about just … not going?

March 21, 2011 10:07:12 Posted at March 21, 2011 10:07:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Multiple sightings of Lindsay Lohan in New York, multiple mentions in Page Six that she’s been hitting the club scene, out late at night, but always with her old move – a bottle of water or a Red Bull in her hand so that people won’t assume that she’s been drinking. Full Story

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Wonder Woman at The Landing Strip

March 21, 2011 08:58:03 Posted at March 21, 2011 08:58:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You don’t have to be a fan of Friday Night Lights to get the reference. Doesn’t it look like Wonder Woman was styled straight out of a peeler bar? Jesus, Tyra. What are they doing to you, honey? This is Adrianne Palicki in costume as the new Wonder Woman for television. As you can see, it is NOT an improvement over Lynda Carter. Full Story

Robo’s boot cut leather pants

March 17, 2011 11:08:06 Posted at March 17, 2011 11:08:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What makes it even more offensive, Katie Holme’s style problems I mean, is that she’s been hustling around New York this week selling her clothing line Holmes &Yang. Look, a girl doesn’t pimp her own clothing unless she thinks she’s something of a clothing person. But you’ve seen the sh-t that Katie Holmes wears right? So, I’m serious, who gave her the authority? Too obvious? Look at these boot cut leather pants from yesterday. Full Story

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Gwyneth’s 10 lbs not 20

March 14, 2011 11:53:20 Posted at March 14, 2011 11:53:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Gwyneth Paltrow is continuing to promote Country Strong in foreign markets. Currently she covers the new issue of Madison Magazine out of Australia. She tells the magazine that she doesn’t understand why everyone thought she gained 20 lbs for the movie. It was “only” 10. “I have no idea where that came from, but I gained 10 pounds, not 20!” Well then maybe you should talk to your trainer Tracy Anderson. Full Story

Jakey throws down

March 14, 2011 08:13:07 Posted at March 14, 2011 08:13:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As I’ve said, I don’t like being put in the position of having to defend celebrities. That’s not my job. And frankly, it’s actually not that much fun. But there’s no other perspective here as far as I’m concerned. Jake Gyllenhaal in this situation is beyond reproach. Full Story