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Celebrity bad decisions, mistakes, and Hollywood stupidity.

Being Bristol

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 12, 2011 10:25:07 May 12, 2011 10:25:07

Written by DuanaThat’s my pitch for the name of the new Bristol Palin reality show. Or maybe I’m being too on-the-nose. Maybe it should be something like “All For The Good”, since she’s working for a charity. Full Story

James & January?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 12, 2011 08:53:35 May 12, 2011 08:53:35

Received several panicked emails yesterday when I was out in the field about James McAvoy and … January Jones? There was no context so it was puzzling. Then I hopped on a computer at the Palais and read about Ted Casablanca's report that the father of her child was someone on the X-Men set … which… fine, I mean I'm still not sure why people care that January Jones is pregnant but sure, there are a lot of people on a set - crew, cast, studio, marketing, etc - and I don't doubt she could have hooked up with any of them. Full Story

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KatE & Bella

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 11, 2011 10:23:06 May 11, 2011 10:23:06

Tom Cruise told People.com that his daughter (with Nicole Kidman) Isabella is now an apprentice at Holmes & Yang. Holmes & Yang of course is Katie's label. Oh, wait, I'm sorry - it's KatE's label. Said Tom: "Kate's designing and (Bella) is just working her way up. Full Story

Different directions?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 5, 2011 10:29:29 May 5, 2011 10:29:29
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Here’s Nina Dobrev after hitting up the spa in Beverly Hills yesterday. Apparently a lot of sh-t is about to go down on Vampire Diaries tonight. Nina talks about the drama with MTV – click here to see. On Saturday Nina was in DC for the White House Correspondents’ Dinner with her boyfriend and costar Ian Somerhalder. Full Story

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Lindsay LOHAN: Oscar again

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 27, 2011 06:47:00 April 27, 2011 06:47:00

Every few months or so she’s at it – bringing up Oscar, like it’s some kind of foregone conclusion. Lindsay LOHAN can’t stay out of court, but somehow she thinks she’s going to win an Oscar? And by the time she’s 30? This is what she told Jay Leno on The Tonight Show last night, you know, after she regurgitated all the sh-t you’re supposed to say when you’ve f-cked up: I’ve taken responsibility, I made mistakes, I’ve learned, I’m better… Are you? It’s a goddamn script. Full Story

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B & J at the wedding?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 25, 2011 13:10:40 April 25, 2011 13:10:40

I’ll preface this by saying that the following is a dodgy report that comes from one of the British tabloids. And, well, if there was actually a Royal Wedding-related piece of information involving two such major names, it seems weird that it would be the Daily Star Full Story

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Lindsay LOHAN gets it in the ass

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 25, 2011 06:26:31 April 25, 2011 06:26:31

I was at the airport in Vancouver getting ready for my flight to London on Friday when the news crossed my blackberry that Lindsay LOHAN was sentenced to 120 days in jail. Once upon a time that would have been, like, breaking and urgent. Now it’s just a *kanye shrug*. But big f-cking ups to Judge Stephanie Sautner for giving it to her in the ass. Full Story

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The Help trailer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 20, 2011 13:05:00 April 20, 2011 13:05:00

I read the book like everyone else who reads books on lists. I thought it was … OK. It certainly didn’t change my life or anything. Found the ending rather underwhelming. And, well, I have some serious fundamental issues with it that, um, are probably best left to another discussion. So I guess I’m not as excited about the movie as others may be. Full Story

What a dumb bitch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 20, 2011 12:00:55 April 20, 2011 12:00:55

Lindsay LOHAN somehow found someone who was willing to give her an acting job. A real acting job. Marc Fiore, producer of the Gotti biopic, crazily enough, went on record as saying she was his first choice. That she deserved a fifth chance to put her sh-t back together and he wanted to provide that opportunity. Full Story

Porny confuses Tongues & Necks

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 18, 2011 06:48:20 April 18, 2011 06:48:20

There was an article that appeared on People.com late Friday. Porny talked to the magazine about her wedding dress, what she’s looking for, what she has in mind. Oh la. Apparently Porny does NOT want to look “top heavy” (since when???) and as such, is considering something with a v-neck or a scoop neck. Full Story

Lindsay LOHAN: role-stalking Blake Lively

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 14, 2011 07:03:13 April 14, 2011 07:03:13

There was a ridiculously funny story that appeared in Page Six today about Lindsay Lohan and the sh-t she’s peddling right now. As you know, Lohan is supposed to play Victoria Gotti in the Gotti biopic. The only reason she’s getting that job is because her family and the Gottis are tight. Full Story