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Celebrity bad decisions, mistakes, and Hollywood stupidity.

We need help

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 22, 2011 14:43:38 March 22, 2011 14:43:38

So what did Chris Brown do today? Well, he was pissed that they wanted to ask him about Rihanna on Good Morning America and threw a chair at a window. People.com though, ever the “fair” voice when it comes to celebrity reporting, decided to dedicate their coverage today about how supportive his fans have been. Full Story

That window could have been a face

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 22, 2011 08:07:09 March 22, 2011 08:07:09

Change? Please. How long have I been saying that Chris Brown hasn’t changed? Again, it’s not that forgiveness is not possible. It’s that it has to be preceded by contrition and real accountability, both of which have been lacking on his part. Brown was on Good Morning America today trying to promote his new album. Full Story

How about just … not going?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 21, 2011 10:07:12 March 21, 2011 10:07:12

Multiple sightings of Lindsay Lohan in New York, multiple mentions in Page Six that she’s been hitting the club scene, out late at night, but always with her old move – a bottle of water or a Red Bull in her hand so that people won’t assume that she’s been drinking. Full Story

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Wonder Woman at The Landing Strip

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 21, 2011 08:58:03 March 21, 2011 08:58:03

You don’t have to be a fan of Friday Night Lights to get the reference. Doesn’t it look like Wonder Woman was styled straight out of a peeler bar? Jesus, Tyra. What are they doing to you, honey? This is Adrianne Palicki in costume as the new Wonder Woman for television. As you can see, it is NOT an improvement over Lynda Carter. Full Story

Robo’s boot cut leather pants

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 17, 2011 11:08:06 March 17, 2011 11:08:06

What makes it even more offensive, Katie Holme’s style problems I mean, is that she’s been hustling around New York this week selling her clothing line Holmes &Yang. Look, a girl doesn’t pimp her own clothing unless she thinks she’s something of a clothing person. But you’ve seen the sh-t that Katie Holmes wears right? So, I’m serious, who gave her the authority? Too obvious? Look at these boot cut leather pants from yesterday. Full Story

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Gwyneth’s 10 lbs not 20

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 14, 2011 11:53:20 March 14, 2011 11:53:20

Gwyneth Paltrow is continuing to promote Country Strong in foreign markets. Currently she covers the new issue of Madison Magazine out of Australia. She tells the magazine that she doesn’t understand why everyone thought she gained 20 lbs for the movie. It was “only” 10. “I have no idea where that came from, but I gained 10 pounds, not 20!” Well then maybe you should talk to your trainer Tracy Anderson. Full Story

Jakey throws down

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 14, 2011 08:13:07 March 14, 2011 08:13:07

As I’ve said, I don’t like being put in the position of having to defend celebrities. That’s not my job. And frankly, it’s actually not that much fun. But there’s no other perspective here as far as I’m concerned. Jake Gyllenhaal in this situation is beyond reproach. Full Story

Was Bosworth second best?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 8, 2011 08:58:00 March 8, 2011 08:58:00

Amanda Seyfried covers the new issue of ELLE. She’s currently promoting Red Riding Hood. The premiere was last night. As you know, given that she’s dating that dickhead Ryan Phillippe, this is not the brightest girl. She has demonstrated as much in previous interviews. Full Story

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Black is slimming when you’re pregnant

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 8, 2011 08:01:39 March 8, 2011 08:01:39

Because that’s totally something that Victoria Beckham needs to worry about. Posh arrived in London today in all black. As you know, she’s pregnant, due supposedly in July. The challenge for her then is to make sure that throughout her pregnancy, she appears as UNpregnant as possible. Apparently Eva Longoria is hosting the baby shower at Chateau Marmont. Full Story

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Paparazzi BFF

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 4, 2011 07:02:00 March 4, 2011 07:02:00

Kellan Lutz arrived in Vancouver last night to get to work on Twilight. Lutz seemed to be in great spirits to be back in Vancouver, even giving one of the photographers a hug after asking for her whereabouts. Well that’s awfully friendly, isn’t it? Especially since last year he and his people were rather accusatory about an incident in Montreal – he claims he was run over by this same pap and feared for his safety, going so far as to file a police report Full Story

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Who is f-cking with you…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 1, 2011 09:22:46 March 1, 2011 09:22:46

Robert Pattinson? Because, well, look for yourself. It’s his new cover for Vanity Fair. I mean… Unless you’re a Twi-Hard you have to be laughing. This is FUNNY. Unintentionally funny? Perhaps. Where this poor kid is concerned, it always seems as though it’s unintentionally funny. Full Story