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Celebrity bad decisions, mistakes, and Hollywood stupidity.

Sit DOWN Rachel Bilson

February 16, 2011 09:17:03 Posted at February 16, 2011 09:17:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s shaping up to be a Sit DOWN kind of day. This item just appeared on People.com. Apparently Rachel Bilson is launching a new home line? Like place settings and teapots. Remember when Rachel Bilson tried to design clothes and ended up plagiarising someone else? Click here Full Story

Chest puffing

February 14, 2011 12:38:28 Posted at February 14, 2011 12:38:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This post should really write itself. Just look at the photos. You don’t need me to point the funny out to you. Let me just throw you the facts then: It’s Fashion Week in New York. This is the Calvin Klein show. This was apparently the best front row they could manage: Joe Jonas, Zac Efron, and Kellan Lutz. Full Story

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Was she wearing a bra?

February 10, 2011 08:26:09 Posted at February 10, 2011 08:26:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Quick programming note, sorry I forgot to include in the open. TV LiveBlog with Duana goes this afternoon at 3pm ET/noon PT. That’s a heads up for you Supernatural fans. And Mr Sunshine. And more. Back to Lindsay Lohan, let’s get the facts out of the way first: Lilo showed up in court to be arraigned. Full Story

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That Girl at the Super Bowl

February 7, 2011 06:43:40 Posted at February 7, 2011 06:43:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Back in November, after an eyewitness account of Cameron Diaz in Mexico with Alex Rodriguez, pathetically begging him to pay attention to her – click here for a refresher - I told you that she is, disappointingly, That Girl. That Girl showed up at the Super Bowl last night. Full Story

On borrowing

February 7, 2011 06:32:29 Posted at February 7, 2011 06:32:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Every f-cking week this twat gets up into some drama. Every. F-cking. Week. We’re just one month into the new year and already, Lindsay Lohan may go back to jail. Way to go, loser. So about this necklace situation… TMZ reports that she will be charged with grand theft felony (It’s Monday morning 3am PT as I’m writing this, updates to follow if the situation changes) related to a $2,500 necklace that was allegedly stolen. Full Story

You or Duff?

February 4, 2011 12:00:00 Posted at February 4, 2011 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is Hilary Duff, kinda reminding me of Jennifer Lopez, leaving her hotel in Paris last night and also today arriving at a tv studio to promote her book Elixir. I wrote about Elixir yesterday; about Hilary’s Rossum-y writing, and how, worse yet, it’s pedestrian in its poor quality, in that anyone with 30 seconds could come up with some equally horrifying cheese. Full Story

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Worse than Lea Michele

February 4, 2011 09:35:38 Posted at February 4, 2011 09:35:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s official. And I didn’t think it was possible either. For someone on the Glee cast to be MORE annoying than Lea Michele. But it’s actually happened. It’s Dianna Agron. Because while Lea Michele is a lot of things, what she isn’t is DULL. In our business, the business of gossip, not Dull is good. Full Story

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More Exes in Paris & Celebrity Books

February 3, 2011 10:51:23 Posted at February 3, 2011 10:51:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last week, Kate Hudson, Alex Rodriguez, and Cameron Diaz were in Paris at the same time. Click here for a refresher. This week it’s Hilary Duff, Joel Madden, and his wife Nicole Richie. Joel and Nicole were married just two months ago. Honeymoon? They hit up Colette – oh God I love Colette but real people cannot afford Colette – and then went for a romantic walk around Montmartre. Full Story

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The China-fication of GOOP

February 3, 2011 08:50:37 Posted at February 3, 2011 08:50:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last year, Gwyneth Paltrow dedicated an issue of GOOP to Chinese New Year and featured a lady called Adele Reising who recommended a “winter bath” consisting of milk and essential oils. Click here for a refresher. When I asked my ma about a milk bath she said it’s a f-cking waste of money. Full Story

Guard your belongings

February 2, 2011 10:20:11 Posted at February 2, 2011 10:20:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Wonder if this is the Burberry suit for Tom Hardy that I was referring to yesterday. He presented at the Visual Effects Society Awards last night honouring Christopher Nolan and Inception. If I were him I’d keep it out of the reach of Lindsay Lohan, because if there was a way to steal it, that bitch probably would. Full Story

Rough night, Porners?

January 25, 2011 09:00:49 Posted at January 25, 2011 09:00:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Porny Jessica Simpson took her freeloader out for dinner last night. They went to Katsuya. Too much sake? He had to hold on to her to make sure she didn’t bail on those heels. But that is a crazy weave, non? And it’s actually not that bad either, comparatively speaking. Hers for example is far superior to Lilo’s and Fried Chicken Britney’s. Full Story

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