Dumbass Articles

Celebrity bad decisions, mistakes, and Hollywood stupidity.

James Franco miscalculates?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 1, 2011 08:48:59 March 1, 2011 08:48:59

It’s not like Anne Hathaway hasn’t been criticised for what happened at the Oscars. She has. You have. Hathaway however will emerge from the sh-t kicking relatively unscathed. She tried, she wasn’t very good, but no one is holding it against her. You know why? Because she was stuck with an ungrateful prick who couldn’t be bothered. Full Story

Soho House/Grey Goose Part 2

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 25, 2011 12:10:24 February 25, 2011 12:10:24

Ryan Phillippe and Amanda Seyfried were both at Soho House last night. All coy and sh-t. Lingering around each other like no one would know they were something. You know how it is. When she was talking to someone else, you could feel that she was keenly aware of where he was, what he was doing, and whether or not he cared. Full Story

Who is Rihanna actually f-cking?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 23, 2011 08:49:39 February 23, 2011 08:49:39

According to UK gossips and their sh-tty track record, RiRi wants to get with Colin Farrell. Click here if you missed that story yesterday. According to Us Weekly though, she’s actually been messing around with Ryan Phillippe even though they reported last week that she had rejected him at a party when he tried to step to her. Full Story

Vile

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 17, 2011 08:11:07 February 17, 2011 08:11:07

What is it about certain middle-aged men and their lack of awareness? The common assumption is that women fear loneliness more than men. Kelsey Grammer is making a really good case for equality in that category. And it’s probably more than loneliness too. It’s a loneliness-ego combination. Full Story

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Dumb young celebrities: Justin Bieber edition

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 16, 2011 13:08:00 February 16, 2011 13:08:00

Best-selling cover of Rolling Stone Magazine? I wonder if it will be. This is Justin Bieber for the March issue, on newsstands Friday. Your teenage daughter wants to kill herself today because the screensaver on his laptop is a photo of him and Selena Gomez. Anyway, for some reason, the journalist decided to ask Justin about politics and social issues. Full Story

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Sit DOWN Rachel Bilson

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 16, 2011 09:17:03 February 16, 2011 09:17:03

It’s shaping up to be a Sit DOWN kind of day. This item just appeared on People.com. Apparently Rachel Bilson is launching a new home line? Like place settings and teapots. Remember when Rachel Bilson tried to design clothes and ended up plagiarising someone else? Click here Full Story

Chest puffing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2011 12:38:28 February 14, 2011 12:38:28

This post should really write itself. Just look at the photos. You don’t need me to point the funny out to you. Let me just throw you the facts then: It’s Fashion Week in New York. This is the Calvin Klein show. This was apparently the best front row they could manage: Joe Jonas, Zac Efron, and Kellan Lutz. Full Story

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Was she wearing a bra?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 10, 2011 08:26:09 February 10, 2011 08:26:09

Quick programming note, sorry I forgot to include in the open. TV LiveBlog with Duana goes this afternoon at 3pm ET/noon PT. That’s a heads up for you Supernatural fans. And Mr Sunshine. And more. Back to Lindsay Lohan, let’s get the facts out of the way first: Lilo showed up in court to be arraigned. Full Story

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That Girl at the Super Bowl

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 7, 2011 06:43:40 February 7, 2011 06:43:40

Back in November, after an eyewitness account of Cameron Diaz in Mexico with Alex Rodriguez, pathetically begging him to pay attention to her – click here for a refresher - I told you that she is, disappointingly, That Girl. That Girl showed up at the Super Bowl last night. Full Story

On borrowing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 7, 2011 06:32:29 February 7, 2011 06:32:29

Every f-cking week this twat gets up into some drama. Every. F-cking. Week. We’re just one month into the new year and already, Lindsay Lohan may go back to jail. Way to go, loser. So about this necklace situation… TMZ reports that she will be charged with grand theft felony (It’s Monday morning 3am PT as I’m writing this, updates to follow if the situation changes) related to a $2,500 necklace that was allegedly stolen. Full Story

You or Duff?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 4, 2011 12:00:00 February 4, 2011 12:00:00

This is Hilary Duff, kinda reminding me of Jennifer Lopez, leaving her hotel in Paris last night and also today arriving at a tv studio to promote her book Elixir. I wrote about Elixir yesterday; about Hilary’s Rossum-y writing, and how, worse yet, it’s pedestrian in its poor quality, in that anyone with 30 seconds could come up with some equally horrifying cheese. Full Story

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