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Celebrity bad decisions, mistakes, and Hollywood stupidity.

Gwyneth’s 10 lbs not 20

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 14, 2011 11:53:20 March 14, 2011 11:53:20

Gwyneth Paltrow is continuing to promote Country Strong in foreign markets. Currently she covers the new issue of Madison Magazine out of Australia. She tells the magazine that she doesn’t understand why everyone thought she gained 20 lbs for the movie. It was “only” 10. “I have no idea where that came from, but I gained 10 pounds, not 20!” Well then maybe you should talk to your trainer Tracy Anderson. Full Story

Jakey throws down

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 14, 2011 08:13:07 March 14, 2011 08:13:07

As I’ve said, I don’t like being put in the position of having to defend celebrities. That’s not my job. And frankly, it’s actually not that much fun. But there’s no other perspective here as far as I’m concerned. Jake Gyllenhaal in this situation is beyond reproach. Full Story

Was Bosworth second best?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 8, 2011 08:58:00 March 8, 2011 08:58:00

Amanda Seyfried covers the new issue of ELLE. She’s currently promoting Red Riding Hood. The premiere was last night. As you know, given that she’s dating that dickhead Ryan Phillippe, this is not the brightest girl. She has demonstrated as much in previous interviews. Full Story

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Black is slimming when you’re pregnant

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 8, 2011 08:01:39 March 8, 2011 08:01:39

Because that’s totally something that Victoria Beckham needs to worry about. Posh arrived in London today in all black. As you know, she’s pregnant, due supposedly in July. The challenge for her then is to make sure that throughout her pregnancy, she appears as UNpregnant as possible. Apparently Eva Longoria is hosting the baby shower at Chateau Marmont. Full Story

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Paparazzi BFF

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 4, 2011 07:02:00 March 4, 2011 07:02:00

Kellan Lutz arrived in Vancouver last night to get to work on Twilight. Lutz seemed to be in great spirits to be back in Vancouver, even giving one of the photographers a hug after asking for her whereabouts. Well that’s awfully friendly, isn’t it? Especially since last year he and his people were rather accusatory about an incident in Montreal – he claims he was run over by this same pap and feared for his safety, going so far as to file a police report Full Story

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Who is f-cking with you…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 1, 2011 09:22:46 March 1, 2011 09:22:46

Robert Pattinson? Because, well, look for yourself. It’s his new cover for Vanity Fair. I mean… Unless you’re a Twi-Hard you have to be laughing. This is FUNNY. Unintentionally funny? Perhaps. Where this poor kid is concerned, it always seems as though it’s unintentionally funny. Full Story

James Franco miscalculates?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 1, 2011 08:48:59 March 1, 2011 08:48:59

It’s not like Anne Hathaway hasn’t been criticised for what happened at the Oscars. She has. You have. Hathaway however will emerge from the sh-t kicking relatively unscathed. She tried, she wasn’t very good, but no one is holding it against her. You know why? Because she was stuck with an ungrateful prick who couldn’t be bothered. Full Story

Soho House/Grey Goose Part 2

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 25, 2011 12:10:24 February 25, 2011 12:10:24

Ryan Phillippe and Amanda Seyfried were both at Soho House last night. All coy and sh-t. Lingering around each other like no one would know they were something. You know how it is. When she was talking to someone else, you could feel that she was keenly aware of where he was, what he was doing, and whether or not he cared. Full Story

Who is Rihanna actually f-cking?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 23, 2011 08:49:39 February 23, 2011 08:49:39

According to UK gossips and their sh-tty track record, RiRi wants to get with Colin Farrell. Click here if you missed that story yesterday. According to Us Weekly though, she’s actually been messing around with Ryan Phillippe even though they reported last week that she had rejected him at a party when he tried to step to her. Full Story

Vile

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 17, 2011 08:11:07 February 17, 2011 08:11:07

What is it about certain middle-aged men and their lack of awareness? The common assumption is that women fear loneliness more than men. Kelsey Grammer is making a really good case for equality in that category. And it’s probably more than loneliness too. It’s a loneliness-ego combination. Full Story

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Dumb young celebrities: Justin Bieber edition

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 16, 2011 13:08:00 February 16, 2011 13:08:00

Best-selling cover of Rolling Stone Magazine? I wonder if it will be. This is Justin Bieber for the March issue, on newsstands Friday. Your teenage daughter wants to kill herself today because the screensaver on his laptop is a photo of him and Selena Gomez. Anyway, for some reason, the journalist decided to ask Justin about politics and social issues. Full Story

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