Dumbass Articles

Celebrity bad decisions, mistakes, and Hollywood stupidity.

Skinny doesn’t cure stupid

December 28, 2010 08:15:26 Posted at December 28, 2010 08:15:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Kelly Osbourne has spent the last several months telling us how much happier she is now that she’s skinny. Well now there’s a great message. Unfortunately, thinness in this case, and in most cases, doesn’t necessarily lead to enlightenment. And slender Kelly seems to be as stupid as not-slender Kelly, especially as it relates to matters of the heart. Full Story

Jersey Shore > Ashley Greene

December 23, 2010 09:26:07 Posted at December 23, 2010 09:26:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Best story of the day so far. Who are the two most hard up attention-whore members of the Twilight cast? Definitely Kellan Lutz and Ashley Greene. It’s like they’re trying to Out-Try each other every day. Kellan poses in a tree with a book. Ashley will throw it back in his face by taking off her clothes in a magazine, or dating a Vagina Virgin. Full Story

It was more than just a ride

December 22, 2010 11:44:53 Posted at December 22, 2010 11:44:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This sh-t started at least 6 weeks ago after Kate Hudson’s birthday party. Click here for a refresher. Amanda Seyfried and Ryan Phillippe were seen leaving together. At the time, though unlikely, for her sake I was hoping it was just a ride. Looks like it was more than just a ride. Full Story

Mila or Blake?

December 22, 2010 10:00:02 Posted at December 22, 2010 10:00:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I received an email yesterday from Lila. She noted that she’d found something really, really funny when reading about Black Swan. When she explained it to me, I also found it really, really, REALLY funny. Or, as Lourdes Leon would say Full Story

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WTF of 2010

December 21, 2010 12:30:00 Posted at December 21, 2010 12:30:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Duana So there I am in the nail salon, in the middle of a rather intense conversation with Lainey, when I had to stop, even though I was being a terrible friend and all, to point out that a certain gossip rag indicated that Melissa McCarthy and Jenny McCarthy are first cousins. Full Story

You’re a f-cking idiot

December 21, 2010 09:08:51 Posted at December 21, 2010 09:08:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Living drama-free is obviously not a possibility. Not even in rehab. TMZ is all over it. On December 12, Lilo, as mentioned earlier, returned to the Betty Ford Clinic ten minutes after curfew. She hit up a bar, and when she came home, LATE, one of the staffers gave her sh-t for screwing up, and ordered a drug and alcohol test. Full Story

Teen JLo

December 15, 2010 11:50:00 Posted at December 15, 2010 11:50:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is the new poster for the upcoming season of American Idol courtesy of Entertainment Weekly. There’s Seacrest, a buoyant Steven Tyler, Randy Jackson doing jazz hands, and Miley Cyrus. No, actually, that’s Jennifer Lopez. They’ve teened her. Full Story

Alba Bitch recants (check definition)

December 15, 2010 11:16:52 Posted at December 15, 2010 11:16:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As mentioned the other day, “I don’t need writers” Jessica Alba is currently promoting the new Fockers movie. It didn’t happen on television but apparently she was asked in a round table situation with the press to clarify her comments from that Elle article in which she asstalked about real actors and not sticking with the script. Full Story

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JLH’s Happy Ending

December 14, 2010 13:05:46 Posted at December 14, 2010 13:05:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They always say, when they get up there, after their name has been called, that they are so honoured to have been nominated with x, y, and z. These days it’s automatic, and in some cases maybe just lip service. But the sentiment, it’s there. To be included among some of the best, especially if Meryl Streep is involved, it should be an incomparable recognition, and it also says something about your own work – that if yours was good enough to stand next to the others, then it must be really, really great. Full Story

Who has the balls?

December 13, 2010 13:35:56 Posted at December 13, 2010 13:35:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Alba Bitch is making the press rounds in New York in support of the new Fockers movie. This is the first time she’ll be facing the media since that interview with Elle Magazine – click here for a refresher. Remember her sh-tting on writers? Remember she said real actors – she includes herself among them – don’t use the script? Then a few real writers started dumping on her. Full Story

Boyfriend control?

December 13, 2010 09:28:26 Posted at December 13, 2010 09:28:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hate this story and desperately want it to be untrue. But it rings too true. Last week Page Six reported that Glee’s Dianna Agron had fired her manager, her lawyer, and her longtime agent who’d been with her for years. Just like that she cut her off. Apparently she’s been unhappy with her career. Full Story