Dumbass Articles

Celebrity bad decisions, mistakes, and Hollywood stupidity.

Worst poster, worst title, worst trailer

January 13, 2011 13:25:50 Posted at January 13, 2011 13:25:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In September I posted this about Kate Hudson’s new movie A Little Bit of Heaven. Dumbass title came with a dumbass poster. Look at Gael Garcia Bernal’s nose. Why is her mouth open? Who responds to this sh-t? WHY does she keep making the same movies over and over and over again? If you thought that the poster was misleading and that the movie would be different, you were wrong. Full Story

The graveyard shift

January 12, 2011 11:34:12 Posted at January 12, 2011 11:34:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Sarah January and February are traditionally where movies are sent to die. Reading the studios’ slates for January and February is like reading the obit section. “Atlas Entertainment is sad to announce that ‘Season of the Witch’ has died. Full Story

A man has needs

January 6, 2011 12:03:25 Posted at January 6, 2011 12:03:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is the best thing that’s happened to me today. When I woke up, grumpy as f-ck, and bloated, reading about it made me happy. Picturing it, and then picturing the conversation after it, was even better. That might be a little perverted. As you know, T.I. is currently in prison for another year for being a dumbass and driving around tweaked and messing with his probation. Full Story

New Year toe, ring

January 4, 2011 14:03:03 Posted at January 4, 2011 14:03:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Christina Aguilera has apparently been waving around a new ring. You know, I don’t get ring porn. Or bauble porn of any kind. I guess I’m dumb because of the value discrepancy but a good bag excites me so much more than a diamond. And, frankly, I find some people with their huuuuuuge diamonds a little tacky. Full Story

Worst of 2010: LeAnn Rimes & Eddie Cibrian

December 29, 2010 08:52:27 Posted at December 29, 2010 08:52:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So they’re engaged now. After a year of constant arrogant bullsh-t, and a Shape Magazine cover controversy – click here for a refresher - and a previous engagement that they denied because they wanted to maximise their exposure, and now a year-ending “official” engagement when all the real stars are in hibernation, so as to leverage more fuel for what’s sure to be an upcoming reality show… Would these two please F-CK OFF??? Needless to say, LeAnn has been documenting every moment of this happy news on her Twitter Full Story

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A Very Porny Christmas

December 29, 2010 07:45:34 Posted at December 29, 2010 07:45:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My Porny Jessica Simpson just celebrated her first Christmas with golddigger Eric Johnson. According to her Twitter, they were at her parents’, and she called him the “perfect” addition. Because, even though she runs an almost billion dollar business, she’ll always be the second class citizen in a relationship. Full Story

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She’s not allowed to have friends

December 28, 2010 10:26:00 Posted at December 28, 2010 10:26:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’ve been meaning to gather the Best Twi-Hard Hatemail of 2010 for a year-end post but last night my laptop decided to be a bitch and die after I plugged it into the tv. The motherf-cker isn’t even 6 months old. Jacek has been trying to recover my data all night. So I have no access to my inbox, just webmail (accessing only emails over the last 24 hours), and I’m using his laptop which was my previous laptop. Full Story

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Skinny doesn’t cure stupid

December 28, 2010 08:15:26 Posted at December 28, 2010 08:15:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Kelly Osbourne has spent the last several months telling us how much happier she is now that she’s skinny. Well now there’s a great message. Unfortunately, thinness in this case, and in most cases, doesn’t necessarily lead to enlightenment. And slender Kelly seems to be as stupid as not-slender Kelly, especially as it relates to matters of the heart. Full Story

Jersey Shore > Ashley Greene

December 23, 2010 09:26:07 Posted at December 23, 2010 09:26:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Best story of the day so far. Who are the two most hard up attention-whore members of the Twilight cast? Definitely Kellan Lutz and Ashley Greene. It’s like they’re trying to Out-Try each other every day. Kellan poses in a tree with a book. Ashley will throw it back in his face by taking off her clothes in a magazine, or dating a Vagina Virgin. Full Story

It was more than just a ride

December 22, 2010 11:44:53 Posted at December 22, 2010 11:44:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This sh-t started at least 6 weeks ago after Kate Hudson’s birthday party. Click here for a refresher. Amanda Seyfried and Ryan Phillippe were seen leaving together. At the time, though unlikely, for her sake I was hoping it was just a ride. Looks like it was more than just a ride. Full Story

Mila or Blake?

December 22, 2010 10:00:02 Posted at December 22, 2010 10:00:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I received an email yesterday from Lila. She noted that she’d found something really, really funny when reading about Black Swan. When she explained it to me, I also found it really, really, REALLY funny. Or, as Lourdes Leon would say Full Story

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