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Celebrity bad decisions, mistakes, and Hollywood stupidity.

Porny hides her ring...and not

November 22, 2010 08:20:26 Posted at November 22, 2010 08:20:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jessica Simpson arrived in New York last night with her fiancé/professional escort and her father. This combination... I mean... How would you like to hang out permanently with your fiance and your father? Look at the two of them side by side. They’re starting to have the same thighs. Gross. Full Story

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Anne, Tina, Kristen

November 19, 2010 09:05:59 Posted at November 19, 2010 09:05:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

All three were at the American Museum of Natural History 2010 Gala last night in New York. Hathaway is hosting Saturday Night Live this weekend. Smart of her to be around Fey and Wiig, soak up as much funny as she can. Steal some if she has to. Because Jesus the SNLs have been hurting. Even Jon Hamm’s wasn’t that great. Full Story

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Can’t let Jakey have all the love

November 18, 2010 14:11:00 Posted at November 18, 2010 14:11:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s like Ryan Gosling was standing by, watching Jakey G the last couple of weeks getting us all weak and quivery, and decided enough is enough. He came back swinging HARD. So you know about this business with the MPAA. Blue Valentine has been given an NC17 rating because of a sex scene between a married couple that they feel is too real. Full Story

Dina vs Glee/GOOP

November 17, 2010 14:29:28 Posted at November 17, 2010 14:29:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Some people you love to hate. I love to hate Katherine Heigl. It’s so much fun. And Jessica Biel too. Very entertaining. Many of you feel the same way about Gwyneth Paltrow. I get that. She’s always there, giving you reason. But Dina Lohan, Dina Lohan you can’t love to hate. Dina Lohan you just hate. Full Story

Emma & Dexter in New York

November 17, 2010 08:45:21 Posted at November 17, 2010 08:45:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The stars of One Day were in New York last night promoting separate projects. First my sweet Jim Sturgess at a screening for Heartless – the trailer is below – looking, as always, a little out of place and confused. It’s adorable. Heartless, though directly by promising horror genre auteur Philip Ridley, probably won’t get much attention. Full Story

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Vin Diesel: Sexiest Man Alive on Facebook

November 17, 2010 07:12:47 Posted at November 17, 2010 07:12:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Well if that’s not a reason to quit Facebook... I don’t use Facebook. For various reasons, but mostly because it’s a time sucker. Today I am grateful for this, because I’ve now learned that Facebook users are the kind who voted Vin Diesel the Sexiest Man Alive. Really? Him? Shrek? He is Shrek. Full Story

Porny paid

November 16, 2010 09:29:14 Posted at November 16, 2010 09:29:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

See? I knew it. I know her better than she knows herself. I know her better than she knows...anything. Here’s what I wrote yesterday about her pathetic engagement: You have two choices here to explain it: either that dumbass couldn’t wait to tell the world she’s not going to be left behind as a spinster or that dumbass’s opportunistic boyfriend exploited her at her lowest moment, proposed with a Ring Pop, and talked her into buying her own bloody engagement ring at Harry Winston. Full Story

Not Daisy

November 16, 2010 08:30:47 Posted at November 16, 2010 08:30:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s not like Blake Lively wasn’t given a fair chance. She was probably given an UNfair chance. After all, in comparison to the other actors being considered for the role – Knightley, Portman, Mulligan, Hall, Johansson – how, really, has she demonstrated she’s even in their league? But Anna Wintour loves her (more on this later) and her agent is working hard to convince people that she can do more than just mumble, and so Baz Luhrmann, he agreed to see her for Daisy in The Great Gatsby. Full Story

P for Porny, P for Pathetic

November 15, 2010 08:05:23 Posted at November 15, 2010 08:05:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You’ve heard by now I’m sure. Not even a week after her ex-husband’s engagement is announced, Porny Jessica Simpson has confirmed that she’s engaged too. Only Jessica Simpson could turn a wedding proposal into a f-cking consolation prize. And it’s a goddamn embarrassment on so many levels. Full Story

Alex visits Kate

November 10, 2010 08:10:47 Posted at November 10, 2010 08:10:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A few people asked on the liveblog yesterday for an update on Alexander Skarsgard and Kate Bosworth. You sounded hopeful. I’m sorry to have to sh-t on that. Here’s Alex visiting Kate on the set of BFF & Baby yesterday. She was also spotted at craft, pretending to eat. Remember when I overheard some douche talking about putting together a movie for Kate and Rachel Bilson during TIFF? Click here Full Story

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Made to be best friends

November 8, 2010 13:03:27 Posted at November 8, 2010 13:03:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

No disrespect to Europeans, but as I’ve always said, there’s a different benchmark for fame here. They get famous for less here (although I suppose with reality tv, it’s not a huge discrepancy anymore in North America) and they stay famous longer here. Taylor Momsen did something at the EMAs last night in Madrid. Full Story

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