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WTF of 2010

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 21, 2010 12:30:00 December 21, 2010 12:30:00

Written by Duana So there I am in the nail salon, in the middle of a rather intense conversation with Lainey, when I had to stop, even though I was being a terrible friend and all, to point out that a certain gossip rag indicated that Melissa McCarthy and Jenny McCarthy are first cousins. Full Story

You’re a f-cking idiot

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 21, 2010 09:08:51 December 21, 2010 09:08:51

Living drama-free is obviously not a possibility. Not even in rehab. TMZ is all over it. On December 12, Lilo, as mentioned earlier, returned to the Betty Ford Clinic ten minutes after curfew. She hit up a bar, and when she came home, LATE, one of the staffers gave her sh-t for screwing up, and ordered a drug and alcohol test. Full Story

Teen JLo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 15, 2010 11:50:00 December 15, 2010 11:50:00

This is the new poster for the upcoming season of American Idol courtesy of Entertainment Weekly. There’s Seacrest, a buoyant Steven Tyler, Randy Jackson doing jazz hands, and Miley Cyrus. No, actually, that’s Jennifer Lopez. They’ve teened her. Full Story

Alba Bitch recants (check definition)

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 15, 2010 11:16:52 December 15, 2010 11:16:52

As mentioned the other day, “I don’t need writers” Jessica Alba is currently promoting the new Fockers movie. It didn’t happen on television but apparently she was asked in a round table situation with the press to clarify her comments from that Elle article in which she asstalked about real actors and not sticking with the script. Full Story

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JLH’s Happy Ending

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 14, 2010 13:05:46 December 14, 2010 13:05:46

They always say, when they get up there, after their name has been called, that they are so honoured to have been nominated with x, y, and z. These days it’s automatic, and in some cases maybe just lip service. But the sentiment, it’s there. To be included among some of the best, especially if Meryl Streep is involved, it should be an incomparable recognition, and it also says something about your own work – that if yours was good enough to stand next to the others, then it must be really, really great. Full Story

Who has the balls?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 13, 2010 13:35:56 December 13, 2010 13:35:56

The Alba Bitch is making the press rounds in New York in support of the new Fockers movie. This is the first time she’ll be facing the media since that interview with Elle Magazine – click here for a refresher. Remember her sh-tting on writers? Remember she said real actors – she includes herself among them – don’t use the script? Then a few real writers started dumping on her. Full Story

Boyfriend control?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 13, 2010 09:28:26 December 13, 2010 09:28:26

Hate this story and desperately want it to be untrue. But it rings too true. Last week Page Six reported that Glee’s Dianna Agron had fired her manager, her lawyer, and her longtime agent who’d been with her for years. Just like that she cut her off. Apparently she’s been unhappy with her career. Full Story

Liz Hurley’s new beef jerky

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 13, 2010 06:35:01 December 13, 2010 06:35:01

Lorella and I were in England in August enjoying a little food porn at Selfridges and we laughed for an hour after walking by the snack food section when we saw a stand with pink packages featuring Elizabeth Hurley’s Beef Jerky. Photo is attached. I mean you have to be a certain kind of ghetto to slap your name on Beef Jerky. Full Story

The voice is worse than the bong

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 10, 2010 07:24:34 December 10, 2010 07:24:34

It’s the top story this morning: newly 18 Miley Cyrus and a bong. Have you seen the video yet? Yes. The video. It’s here. Click. According to TMZ – somehow they obtained the video so we’re going to go with their substance analysis – Miley is smoking salvia, which is legal. Full Story

Worst of 2010: Kellan Lutz in a tree

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 6, 2010 13:42:00 December 6, 2010 13:42:00

We continue to recap the year’s best and worst. Back in February, Kellan Lutz wore an all-white outfit, and took the dog for a walk. The paps were around. And he really really wanted to read his book. So he climbed a tree. And was obviously fully engrossed. Photographers took his picture. His fans, the Twi-Hards, who are, as you know, learning impaired, seemed to think this was by accident. Full Story

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Junkie accessories

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 1, 2010 13:15:31 December 1, 2010 13:15:31

People love throwing money away. It’s the only explanation. This is Pete Doherty today in London at a photo call to promote his own line of jewellery. Yes. Him. Jewellery. The collection is called Albion Trinketry. He collaborated with jeweller Hannah Martin. The inspiration was old time men and pocket watches and their Sunday best. Full Story

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