Dumbass Articles

Celebrity bad decisions, mistakes, and Hollywood stupidity.

Gwen’s “girl”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 1, 2016 19:28:33 April 1, 2016 19:28:33
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I am not good at pranks, like coming up with them. At the same time, I’m judgy about them. Taking someone’s underwear drawer and dispersing the contents on the lawn isn’t funny to me. To me it’s weak and unimaginative and boring. My favourite today, because I really wanted it to be true, and kinda fell for it because I’m an idiot, was this one Full Story

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Zac Efron is sorry in leather pants

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 20, 2016 14:22:18 January 20, 2016 14:22:18

I opened yesterday’s blog with Zac Efron. Zac decided to celebrate Martin Luther King Day by connecting the holiday to having amassed 10 million followers. And he threw in some emoji blackface just for sh-ts and giggles. Zac has since removed the post. But the internet is forever. So here, why don’t we all enjoy his dumbassness again:  Full Story

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The Privilege Games

Maria Posted by Maria at January 18, 2016 21:12:48 January 18, 2016 21:12:48
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Leo’s reaction to Lady Gaga’s arm bump is now the 5th most viewed Vine ever. People love it, can’t get enough of it. It has spurred ridiculous stories of feuds and after-party confrontations (which high level gossips such as yourselves know are BS). Even though some (AHEM, Lainey) want to cast Leo as the evil Prom King, there was a moment with another big winner that passed quickly, save for trade media and Twitter. Full Story

Sean Penn says he “failed”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2016 15:49:38 January 15, 2016 15:49:38
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Sean Penn spoke to Charlie Rose last night for an interview that will air more extensively on 60 Minutes and on Charlie’s show on PBS. A preview of the discussion was featured today on CBS This Morning. This, of course, is about El Chapo and the article Sean wrote for Rolling Stone about their meeting – click here Full Story

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Jared Leto vs TMZ

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 10, 2015 20:32:30 December 10, 2015 20:32:30
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Actually, that’s an incomplete title. The complete title should be: Jared Leto vs TMZ over Taylor Swift How much do you think Taylor loves that Jared Leto is getting legal with TMZ because of her? Jared is insisting that it’s more about “morality” but, come on, isn’t this about her? Or, more specifically, what he said about her? A quick recap: TMZ posted a video earlier this week of Jared in a studio judgy-momming Taylor’s music. Full Story

Coldplay & the Gorillas

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 23, 2015 15:03:42 November 23, 2015 15:03:42
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And I don’t mean Gorillaz because they would never let themselves be part of something so earnestly CRINGE. They made a big f-cking deal of the fact that Coldplay hasn’t performed at the AMAs in 7 years. It’s gross enough that every time I listen to this song I have to think about whether or not Chris Martin is singing about how Jennifer Lawrence flipped on the “on” switch for his dick, and the “magic” that took over him when he was inside of her. Full Story

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Yes, Black Panther needs a black director

Sarah Posted by Sarah at October 22, 2015 20:47:07 October 22, 2015 20:47:07
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Continuing the theme of “it’s a bad day to be a Marvel marketing flak”, Anthony Mackie, who plays Falcon in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, is out promoting Our Brand is Crisis, which means that people are asking him about Marvel. When you’re part of Marvel, all anyone ever asks you about is Marvel. Full Story

And this helps…how?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 22, 2015 20:08:59 October 22, 2015 20:08:59
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I’ve already written about Jeremy Renner today. About how he’s recording an album – click here for a refresher. A lot of people are talking about Jeremy this week because of how he responded to questions about the gender pay gap and Jennifer Lawrence’s essay. Full Story