Dumbass Articles

Celebrity bad decisions, mistakes, and Hollywood stupidity.

Kat betrayed

November 8, 2010 07:44:45 Posted at November 8, 2010 07:44:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They leaked on Friday: what appeared to be web cam photos of Kat Dennings, naked, posing for a mystery recipient on the other end of an online chat, joining what’s become a long line of young stars caught in compromising positions, compromised by someone they thought could be trusted. There are two issues here then – the fact that they keep doing this dumb sh-t, and also that they keep getting betrayed. Full Story

How to pay for a wedding

November 5, 2010 07:30:10 Posted at November 5, 2010 07:30:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian are engaged. Oh that’ll work out well. After all the Shape Magazine controversy and the complaints from readers over having a “homewrecker” on the cover and the editor’s subsequent retraction of her initial apology –click here Full Story

Renaissance Woman of the Year

November 2, 2010 07:21:05 Posted at November 2, 2010 07:21:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last night at the Harper’s Bazaar Women of the Year event in London, my obsession Sam Taylor-Wood received the Renaissance Woman of the Year Award, accompanied by my other obsession, her fiancé, Aaron Johnson. As you know, their relationship – she’s 43 and he’s 20 and they’ve been together almost 2 years and are now parents to a daughter, 4 months – has been the source of much debate. Full Story

Sometimes panic mail is better than hatemail

November 1, 2010 08:32:40 Posted at November 1, 2010 08:32:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Thank you for your requests for more Twi-Hard hatemail. They just haven’t been very creative lately. “I want to kick you in the c-nt” has been done too many times. And better, frankly, by Brangelunatics and Jennifer Aniston fans. Today however there appears to be a crisis. I woke up to several messages in my personal inbox, panicked queries about the status of “Robsten”, from Twi-Hards begging for reassurance that Bella and Edward are ok. Full Story

Porny drunk and petty?

October 28, 2010 14:16:47 Posted at October 28, 2010 14:16:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s my favourite story this week. Remember when Jessica Simpson went out for dinner with her boyfriend at the same restaurant as her ex husband Nick Lachey and ‘Nessa Minnillo? Click here for a refresher. According to Us Weekly, my Porny drank away her insecurities, and then let her bitch out, sniping to a server that, “I hope Vanessa likes her clothes because I bought them for her, since Nick took all my money. Full Story

Lindsay Lohan still not properly punished

October 22, 2010 10:46:44 Posted at October 22, 2010 10:46:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Sarah When I was sixteen and freshly driver-licensed, I hit a parked car in a parking lot. Worse, I went home and lied about it to my parents. Of course my dad called it in to his insurance, and of course it came out that I hit parked car and left the scene (dude I was scared!). Full Story

The people around Porny...and her ex-husband

October 22, 2010 08:13:34 Posted at October 22, 2010 08:13:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jessica Simpson and her attachment Eric Johnson went out for dinner last night to Red-O in Hollywood. Also there, purely by coincidence, was ex-husband Nick Lachey with his long-time squeeze Vanessa Minnillo. No, no, no, I’m sure it wasn’t awkward. But Eric was awfully extra about his affection towards Porny while they were leaving, leaning in from behind with the cameras in their faces, recognising a moment where he’d be extra needed. Full Story

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The Jackie O of her time

October 21, 2010 08:52:13 Posted at October 21, 2010 08:52:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What? Sometimes, some days, I just want to walk around punching people. Violence is wrong. But asstalking is so infuriating. So here’s a quote from Eric Daman, the stylist who works on Gossip Girl. He’s speaking here of Blake Lively, specifically as it relates to her sartorial side: "She’s not an anorexic bitch, she has tits and an ass. Full Story

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Porny gets it right and also very wrong

October 14, 2010 07:15:42 Posted at October 14, 2010 07:15:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s exactly as Sasha said yesterday in the article about the Big Boob Rule – click here for a refresher. Jessica Simpson in a scoop neck under a blazer, I mean f-ck those tits are still crazy but it’s flattering, and she looks good, and there’s nothing suggestively indecent about it. Full Story

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Live with Jon Hamm

October 14, 2010 06:54:41 Posted at October 14, 2010 06:54:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As noted earlier, tonight’s 30 Rock will go live. Twice. And both Jon Hamm and Matt Damon will be making guest appearances. Obviously then, Hamm is returning as Dumb Drew. I really love when Liz’s boyfriends get together. Dream, real, whatever, I don’t care. Is Michael Sheen coming along? Please. Full Story

We’re all complicit in the asinine ratings system

October 11, 2010 10:26:00 Posted at October 11, 2010 10:26:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Sarah As you’ve probably heard by now, the Motion Picture Association of America made a shocking decision to hand Blue Valentine, the Ryan Gosling and Michelle Williams drama which has been a festival darling all year, an NC-17 rating. Full Story