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Celebrity bad decisions, mistakes, and Hollywood stupidity.

She’s saggy and cellulite-y

October 6, 2010 09:15:29 Posted at October 6, 2010 09:15:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jessica Alba covers the new British GQ. She looks good, right? Apparently in her mind not really. Alba told the magazine: "My breasts are saggy, I've got cellulite, my hips are bigger...every actress out there is more beautiful than me.” If you are then what am I? Oh la. Full Story

How can this be 2nd?

October 5, 2010 13:15:58 Posted at October 5, 2010 13:15:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There was some super scientific poll that released yesterday ranking the most eligible single women in the world. Halle Berry came in second to Jennifer Aniston. Um, really? How is Halle Berry second to anyone? Check her out last night in New York. In those pants. And the steezy little jacket, as fit as she’s ever been, and she’s always fit anyway, and glowing from so much Parisien sex with Olivier Martinez, a quick European drop in while over there on business promoting her fragrance last week – photos attached from Poland – clearly making the most of her current romantic status: enjoying unattached attachment? Is that an option on Facebook? And this, this freak of hot nature, is second to someone? I don’t get it. Full Story

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October 4, 2010 07:31:00 Posted at October 4, 2010 07:31:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Sasha* JewelMint. Take a guess. Is it a new stick of gum? A Chinese fusion restaurant? Nope, it’s the new social shopping site featuring exceptionally crap jewelry courtesy of Kate Bosworth. Kate’s teamed up with her friend/stylist Cher Coulter and launched a website where for $29. Full Story

Nicole writes...again

September 29, 2010 09:42:43 Posted at September 29, 2010 09:42:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Why? And you know I like her a lot. I love her style, I love her clothes, I love her attitude, most of the time, with a few exceptions, and mostly I love that she seems to have distanced herself from Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton. But goddamn, the writing, the books, it’s for sh-t. I have a copy on my desk, browsed through it a couple of weeks ago while on a call with my ma. Full Story

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He can’t be a cheater if his hand is on her knee

September 23, 2010 12:18:34 Posted at September 23, 2010 12:18:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The hand on the thigh move is a Beckham favourite too. Amid allegations that he’s been unfaithful, Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore turned up in New York today at the press conference to launch the Real Men Campaign to Help End Child Slavery during the 2010 Clinton Global Initiative. Big bonus points for showing up, fulfilling their obligations, in spite of the scandal that surrounds them. Full Story

Becks is a 7½

September 22, 2010 07:31:08 Posted at September 22, 2010 07:31:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Apparently he thought paying for it would buy him discretion. As opposed to the other times, with that Loos woman, when it was free and enjoyable but she couldn’t keep her mouth shut, David Beckham must have figured that hiring someone to f-ck him on the side would guarantee the secrecy. Never. Full Story

Better...and then not

September 16, 2010 11:40:49 Posted at September 16, 2010 11:40:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Porny presented her jeans at Macy’s last night in one of the best dresses she’s worn in a long, long, LONG time. It fit properly. It flattered her appropriately. And for once, she did not look porny. In fact, she looked very nice. And at times her neck even seemed longer. That’s the sign of successful styling. Full Story

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What in the ass?

September 15, 2010 11:40:56 Posted at September 15, 2010 11:40:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Almost all of the film industry has been focused the last few days on TIFF. And still The Social Network is getting so much play. They’re doing a brilliant job on the marketing, and they’re courting the online community too – obviously – with fantastic results. Hype around The Social Network is very, very, VERY strong. Full Story

This sh-tty movie poster

September 15, 2010 07:18:06 Posted at September 15, 2010 07:18:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Can you judge a movie by its poster? I guess it’s not always fair. And I guess it depends on what movie. Or on whose movie. What about a Kate Hudson movie? This is the poster for her upcoming A Little Bit of Heaven. In other words, you’ve seen it before. You’ve seen it too many times. Full Story

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