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Celebrity bad decisions, mistakes, and Hollywood stupidity.

Porny paid

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 16, 2010 09:29:14 November 16, 2010 09:29:14

See? I knew it. I know her better than she knows herself. I know her better than she knows...anything. Here’s what I wrote yesterday about her pathetic engagement: You have two choices here to explain it: either that dumbass couldn’t wait to tell the world she’s not going to be left behind as a spinster or that dumbass’s opportunistic boyfriend exploited her at her lowest moment, proposed with a Ring Pop, and talked her into buying her own bloody engagement ring at Harry Winston. Full Story

Not Daisy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 16, 2010 08:30:47 November 16, 2010 08:30:47

It’s not like Blake Lively wasn’t given a fair chance. She was probably given an UNfair chance. After all, in comparison to the other actors being considered for the role – Knightley, Portman, Mulligan, Hall, Johansson – how, really, has she demonstrated she’s even in their league? But Anna Wintour loves her (more on this later) and her agent is working hard to convince people that she can do more than just mumble, and so Baz Luhrmann, he agreed to see her for Daisy in The Great Gatsby. Full Story

P for Porny, P for Pathetic

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 15, 2010 08:05:23 November 15, 2010 08:05:23

You’ve heard by now I’m sure. Not even a week after her ex-husband’s engagement is announced, Porny Jessica Simpson has confirmed that she’s engaged too. Only Jessica Simpson could turn a wedding proposal into a f-cking consolation prize. And it’s a goddamn embarrassment on so many levels. Full Story

Alex visits Kate

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 10, 2010 08:10:47 November 10, 2010 08:10:47

A few people asked on the liveblog yesterday for an update on Alexander Skarsgard and Kate Bosworth. You sounded hopeful. I’m sorry to have to sh-t on that. Here’s Alex visiting Kate on the set of BFF & Baby yesterday. She was also spotted at craft, pretending to eat. Remember when I overheard some douche talking about putting together a movie for Kate and Rachel Bilson during TIFF? Click here Full Story

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Made to be best friends

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 8, 2010 13:03:27 November 8, 2010 13:03:27

No disrespect to Europeans, but as I’ve always said, there’s a different benchmark for fame here. They get famous for less here (although I suppose with reality tv, it’s not a huge discrepancy anymore in North America) and they stay famous longer here. Taylor Momsen did something at the EMAs last night in Madrid. Full Story

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Kat betrayed

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 8, 2010 07:44:45 November 8, 2010 07:44:45

They leaked on Friday: what appeared to be web cam photos of Kat Dennings, naked, posing for a mystery recipient on the other end of an online chat, joining what’s become a long line of young stars caught in compromising positions, compromised by someone they thought could be trusted. There are two issues here then – the fact that they keep doing this dumb sh-t, and also that they keep getting betrayed. Full Story

How to pay for a wedding

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2010 07:30:10 November 5, 2010 07:30:10

So LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian are engaged. Oh that’ll work out well. After all the Shape Magazine controversy and the complaints from readers over having a “homewrecker” on the cover and the editor’s subsequent retraction of her initial apology –click here Full Story

Renaissance Woman of the Year

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 2, 2010 07:21:05 November 2, 2010 07:21:05

Last night at the Harper’s Bazaar Women of the Year event in London, my obsession Sam Taylor-Wood received the Renaissance Woman of the Year Award, accompanied by my other obsession, her fiancé, Aaron Johnson. As you know, their relationship – she’s 43 and he’s 20 and they’ve been together almost 2 years and are now parents to a daughter, 4 months – has been the source of much debate. Full Story

Sometimes panic mail is better than hatemail

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 1, 2010 08:32:40 November 1, 2010 08:32:40

Thank you for your requests for more Twi-Hard hatemail. They just haven’t been very creative lately. “I want to kick you in the c-nt” has been done too many times. And better, frankly, by Brangelunatics and Jennifer Aniston fans. Today however there appears to be a crisis. I woke up to several messages in my personal inbox, panicked queries about the status of “Robsten”, from Twi-Hards begging for reassurance that Bella and Edward are ok. Full Story

Porny drunk and petty?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 28, 2010 14:16:47 October 28, 2010 14:16:47

It’s my favourite story this week. Remember when Jessica Simpson went out for dinner with her boyfriend at the same restaurant as her ex husband Nick Lachey and ‘Nessa Minnillo? Click here for a refresher. According to Us Weekly, my Porny drank away her insecurities, and then let her bitch out, sniping to a server that, “I hope Vanessa likes her clothes because I bought them for her, since Nick took all my money. Full Story

Lindsay Lohan still not properly punished

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 22, 2010 10:46:44 October 22, 2010 10:46:44

Written by Sarah When I was sixteen and freshly driver-licensed, I hit a parked car in a parking lot. Worse, I went home and lied about it to my parents. Of course my dad called it in to his insurance, and of course it came out that I hit parked car and left the scene (dude I was scared!). Full Story