Dumbass Articles

Celebrity bad decisions, mistakes, and Hollywood stupidity.

Dumbf-ckery

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 8, 2010 08:08:08 October 8, 2010 08:08:08

A friend of mine emailed me today with the subject line: I don’t f-cking get it. Me neither. The Oxygen Network has announced that they’ve not only renewed the Tori Spelling reality show for a 6th – 6!!!! – season, they’ve also moved ahead with a second show for the couple called, try to restrain yourself here, sTORIbook Weddings, in which Tori and Kevin Federline Jr “turn the bride-to-be’s dreams for a beautiful event into a reality (and) help the groom-to-be navigate all the twists and turns. Full Story

Porny pukes and farts

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 7, 2010 09:14:00 October 7, 2010 09:14:00

If you’re one of those broads who can’t handle the Ick, you might not want to keep reading. There is no time for daintiness in this article. Anyone who knows me, or who’s just met me for that matter, will tell you that I love to talk about poo. Obsessively. During the Olympics when our systems were all f-cked up because we started work at 1am and bombed straight through, Amy and I would dedicate at least 15 minutes to deep poo discussion. Full Story

She’s saggy and cellulite-y

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 6, 2010 09:15:29 October 6, 2010 09:15:29

Jessica Alba covers the new British GQ. She looks good, right? Apparently in her mind not really. Alba told the magazine: "My breasts are saggy, I've got cellulite, my hips are bigger...every actress out there is more beautiful than me.” If you are then what am I? Oh la. Full Story

How can this be 2nd?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2010 13:15:58 October 5, 2010 13:15:58

There was some super scientific poll that released yesterday ranking the most eligible single women in the world. Halle Berry came in second to Jennifer Aniston. Um, really? How is Halle Berry second to anyone? Check her out last night in New York. In those pants. And the steezy little jacket, as fit as she’s ever been, and she’s always fit anyway, and glowing from so much Parisien sex with Olivier Martinez, a quick European drop in while over there on business promoting her fragrance last week – photos attached from Poland – clearly making the most of her current romantic status: enjoying unattached attachment? Is that an option on Facebook? And this, this freak of hot nature, is second to someone? I don’t get it. Full Story

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$29.99!?!?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 4, 2010 07:31:00 October 4, 2010 07:31:00

Written by Sasha* JewelMint. Take a guess. Is it a new stick of gum? A Chinese fusion restaurant? Nope, it’s the new social shopping site featuring exceptionally crap jewelry courtesy of Kate Bosworth. Kate’s teamed up with her friend/stylist Cher Coulter and launched a website where for $29. Full Story

Nicole writes...again

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 29, 2010 09:42:43 September 29, 2010 09:42:43

Why? And you know I like her a lot. I love her style, I love her clothes, I love her attitude, most of the time, with a few exceptions, and mostly I love that she seems to have distanced herself from Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton. But goddamn, the writing, the books, it’s for sh-t. I have a copy on my desk, browsed through it a couple of weeks ago while on a call with my ma. Full Story

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He can’t be a cheater if his hand is on her knee

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 23, 2010 12:18:34 September 23, 2010 12:18:34

The hand on the thigh move is a Beckham favourite too. Amid allegations that he’s been unfaithful, Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore turned up in New York today at the press conference to launch the Real Men Campaign to Help End Child Slavery during the 2010 Clinton Global Initiative. Big bonus points for showing up, fulfilling their obligations, in spite of the scandal that surrounds them. Full Story

Becks is a 7½

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 22, 2010 07:31:08 September 22, 2010 07:31:08

Apparently he thought paying for it would buy him discretion. As opposed to the other times, with that Loos woman, when it was free and enjoyable but she couldn’t keep her mouth shut, David Beckham must have figured that hiring someone to f-ck him on the side would guarantee the secrecy. Never. Full Story

Better...and then not

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 16, 2010 11:40:49 September 16, 2010 11:40:49

Porny presented her jeans at Macy’s last night in one of the best dresses she’s worn in a long, long, LONG time. It fit properly. It flattered her appropriately. And for once, she did not look porny. In fact, she looked very nice. And at times her neck even seemed longer. That’s the sign of successful styling. Full Story

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