Dumbass Articles

Celebrity bad decisions, mistakes, and Hollywood stupidity.

Porny... please stop

September 14, 2010 11:29:39 Posted at September 14, 2010 11:29:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I was with a friend last night who’s having some relationship problems. She’s been dating a guy and everything was great the last time they saw each other and now he hasn’t called or texted in a week. Nothing. She’s texted twice and left one voice message. At this point, she’s ready to just walk. Full Story

T.I., Tiny, and Purple Drank

September 2, 2010 08:52:50 Posted at September 2, 2010 08:52:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh la. T.I. and the Original Situation, his wife Tiny, were busted this morning on a drug charge, specifically possession of a “controlled substance”. TMZ is now speculating, due to the presence of Styrofoam cups in the car, that the two were enjoying some Purple Drank. Full Story

Cover your back

August 31, 2010 14:57:20 Posted at August 31, 2010 14:57:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Wonder if the Glee set is a little more tense than usual today. Between Mark Salling and Naya Rivera’s car keying love drama, and Lea Michele’s constant Me-ness, and now Dianna Agron’s appearance in Vanity Fair, in addition to her blog presence as her new relationship Full Story

Lohan replay and her weave falls out

August 31, 2010 08:58:43 Posted at August 31, 2010 08:58:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She covers the new issue of Vanity Fair in an interview that took place BEFORE she went to jail and rehab. And apparently at one point she goes to adjust her ponytail and one of the extensions comes out. All while Lilo is trying to convince the journalist that she’s not an addict, that she doesn’t abuse alcohol, that she doesn’t pop pills, and that she’s serious about getting back to work and acting again. Full Story

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Rihanna’s not badass enough for Jenny Humphrey

August 23, 2010 08:05:00 Posted at August 23, 2010 08:05:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Yeah so Taylor Momsen’s interview with Spin – have you read it? She’s so hardcore with her eyeliner and her band and the holes in her stockings, you know, like real rock’n’roll and other bitches like Rihanna are total pretenders. "People think pop is rock, and the lines are getting blurred. Full Story

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Angelina Jolie/Marilyn Monroe

August 16, 2010 08:49:00 Posted at August 16, 2010 08:49:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Elizabeth Taylor does not want anyone playing her in a movie about her life in Furious Love despite all those dumbass rumours that the Jolie would be taking on the role. But what about Marilyn Monroe? Andrew O’Hagan wrote a book about Marilyn’s dog Maf, The Life And Opinions Of Maf The Dog, And Of His Friend Marilyn Monroe. Full Story

Porny’s KFed

August 9, 2010 15:31:23 Posted at August 9, 2010 15:31:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Chicken Fried’s sharp downhill slide started around the time she publicly straddled that freeloader on the beach. Could Porny have a freeloading KFed of her own? As you know, Jessica Simpson is dating Eric Johnson. Johnson is 30, had an unremarkable professional football career, and was accepted to Wharton but has apparently decided not to study and work hard and instead stay close to my Porny who makes millions a year and is dumb enough to pay his way. Full Story

Porny’s Barbie waist

August 6, 2010 10:04:00 Posted at August 6, 2010 10:04:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh please. My Porny is on the cover of the new issue of Lucky. In the magazine she offers her style recommendations which, on paper, sound pretty good, until you remember than in practice, well, her style can best be defined by the desire to get a cock in her mouth. That’s why I affectionately call her my Porny. Full Story

Justice is a “terrible inconvenience”

August 5, 2010 07:10:44 Posted at August 5, 2010 07:10:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Naomi Campbell is at The Hague today testifying in the war crimes trial of former Liberian President Charles Taylor about those diamonds. Remember she lost her sh-t about those diamonds? The presenter’s face at the end of this video kills me. Naomi’s testimony has been well documented. She says she received a pouch with some “dirty” looking stones, she said they were in her possession for just a few hours, and then she said she handed them off to someone else, acknowledging that they were “probably” a gift from Taylor and thinking nothing special of it because, in her position, she gets gifts all the time. Full Story

Angelina, Brad...and Javier

July 22, 2010 08:25:00 Posted at July 22, 2010 08:25:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

When asked recently by Elle (thanks Benita!) whether or not he makes the ladies fall in love with him on set, Javier Bardem downplayed his own sexy beasty-ness and instead decided to mancrush all over Brad Pitt: “No, no. I’m not Brad Pitt. Full Story

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Same Old Lohans

July 15, 2010 12:15:00 Posted at July 15, 2010 12:15:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Sarah Lindsay Lohan has entered rehab to detox in advance of her ninety-day jail stint. This is not a bad idea. Get through the worst of it before being confronted with the reality going to jail, which will be emotionally brutal enough without adding the shakes into it. Full Story