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Celebrity bad decisions, mistakes, and Hollywood stupidity.

How to pay for a wedding

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2010 07:30:10 November 5, 2010 07:30:10

So LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian are engaged. Oh that’ll work out well. After all the Shape Magazine controversy and the complaints from readers over having a “homewrecker” on the cover and the editor’s subsequent retraction of her initial apology –click here Full Story

Renaissance Woman of the Year

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 2, 2010 07:21:05 November 2, 2010 07:21:05

Last night at the Harper’s Bazaar Women of the Year event in London, my obsession Sam Taylor-Wood received the Renaissance Woman of the Year Award, accompanied by my other obsession, her fiancé, Aaron Johnson. As you know, their relationship – she’s 43 and he’s 20 and they’ve been together almost 2 years and are now parents to a daughter, 4 months – has been the source of much debate. Full Story

Sometimes panic mail is better than hatemail

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 1, 2010 08:32:40 November 1, 2010 08:32:40

Thank you for your requests for more Twi-Hard hatemail. They just haven’t been very creative lately. “I want to kick you in the c-nt” has been done too many times. And better, frankly, by Brangelunatics and Jennifer Aniston fans. Today however there appears to be a crisis. I woke up to several messages in my personal inbox, panicked queries about the status of “Robsten”, from Twi-Hards begging for reassurance that Bella and Edward are ok. Full Story

Porny drunk and petty?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 28, 2010 14:16:47 October 28, 2010 14:16:47

It’s my favourite story this week. Remember when Jessica Simpson went out for dinner with her boyfriend at the same restaurant as her ex husband Nick Lachey and ‘Nessa Minnillo? Click here for a refresher. According to Us Weekly, my Porny drank away her insecurities, and then let her bitch out, sniping to a server that, “I hope Vanessa likes her clothes because I bought them for her, since Nick took all my money. Full Story

Lindsay Lohan still not properly punished

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 22, 2010 10:46:44 October 22, 2010 10:46:44

Written by Sarah When I was sixteen and freshly driver-licensed, I hit a parked car in a parking lot. Worse, I went home and lied about it to my parents. Of course my dad called it in to his insurance, and of course it came out that I hit parked car and left the scene (dude I was scared!). Full Story

The people around Porny...and her ex-husband

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 22, 2010 08:13:34 October 22, 2010 08:13:34

Jessica Simpson and her attachment Eric Johnson went out for dinner last night to Red-O in Hollywood. Also there, purely by coincidence, was ex-husband Nick Lachey with his long-time squeeze Vanessa Minnillo. No, no, no, I’m sure it wasn’t awkward. But Eric was awfully extra about his affection towards Porny while they were leaving, leaning in from behind with the cameras in their faces, recognising a moment where he’d be extra needed. Full Story

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The Jackie O of her time

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 21, 2010 08:52:13 October 21, 2010 08:52:13

What? Sometimes, some days, I just want to walk around punching people. Violence is wrong. But asstalking is so infuriating. So here’s a quote from Eric Daman, the stylist who works on Gossip Girl. He’s speaking here of Blake Lively, specifically as it relates to her sartorial side: "She’s not an anorexic bitch, she has tits and an ass. Full Story

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Live with Jon Hamm

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 14, 2010 06:54:41 October 14, 2010 06:54:41

As noted earlier, tonight’s 30 Rock will go live. Twice. And both Jon Hamm and Matt Damon will be making guest appearances. Obviously then, Hamm is returning as Dumb Drew. I really love when Liz’s boyfriends get together. Dream, real, whatever, I don’t care. Is Michael Sheen coming along? Please. Full Story

We’re all complicit in the asinine ratings system

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 11, 2010 10:26:00 October 11, 2010 10:26:00

Written by Sarah As you’ve probably heard by now, the Motion Picture Association of America made a shocking decision to hand Blue Valentine, the Ryan Gosling and Michelle Williams drama which has been a festival darling all year, an NC-17 rating. Full Story

Dumbf-ckery

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 8, 2010 08:08:08 October 8, 2010 08:08:08

A friend of mine emailed me today with the subject line: I don’t f-cking get it. Me neither. The Oxygen Network has announced that they’ve not only renewed the Tori Spelling reality show for a 6th – 6!!!! – season, they’ve also moved ahead with a second show for the couple called, try to restrain yourself here, sTORIbook Weddings, in which Tori and Kevin Federline Jr “turn the bride-to-be’s dreams for a beautiful event into a reality (and) help the groom-to-be navigate all the twists and turns. Full Story