Dumbass Articles

Celebrity bad decisions, mistakes, and Hollywood stupidity.

Nicole writes...again

September 29, 2010 09:42:43 Posted at September 29, 2010 09:42:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Why? And you know I like her a lot. I love her style, I love her clothes, I love her attitude, most of the time, with a few exceptions, and mostly I love that she seems to have distanced herself from Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton. But goddamn, the writing, the books, it’s for sh-t. I have a copy on my desk, browsed through it a couple of weeks ago while on a call with my ma. Full Story

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He can’t be a cheater if his hand is on her knee

September 23, 2010 12:18:34 Posted at September 23, 2010 12:18:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The hand on the thigh move is a Beckham favourite too. Amid allegations that he’s been unfaithful, Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore turned up in New York today at the press conference to launch the Real Men Campaign to Help End Child Slavery during the 2010 Clinton Global Initiative. Big bonus points for showing up, fulfilling their obligations, in spite of the scandal that surrounds them. Full Story

Becks is a 7½

September 22, 2010 07:31:08 Posted at September 22, 2010 07:31:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Apparently he thought paying for it would buy him discretion. As opposed to the other times, with that Loos woman, when it was free and enjoyable but she couldn’t keep her mouth shut, David Beckham must have figured that hiring someone to f-ck him on the side would guarantee the secrecy. Never. Full Story

Better...and then not

September 16, 2010 11:40:49 Posted at September 16, 2010 11:40:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Porny presented her jeans at Macy’s last night in one of the best dresses she’s worn in a long, long, LONG time. It fit properly. It flattered her appropriately. And for once, she did not look porny. In fact, she looked very nice. And at times her neck even seemed longer. That’s the sign of successful styling. Full Story

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What in the ass?

September 15, 2010 11:40:56 Posted at September 15, 2010 11:40:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Almost all of the film industry has been focused the last few days on TIFF. And still The Social Network is getting so much play. They’re doing a brilliant job on the marketing, and they’re courting the online community too – obviously – with fantastic results. Hype around The Social Network is very, very, VERY strong. Full Story

This sh-tty movie poster

September 15, 2010 07:18:06 Posted at September 15, 2010 07:18:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Can you judge a movie by its poster? I guess it’s not always fair. And I guess it depends on what movie. Or on whose movie. What about a Kate Hudson movie? This is the poster for her upcoming A Little Bit of Heaven. In other words, you’ve seen it before. You’ve seen it too many times. Full Story

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Porny... please stop

September 14, 2010 11:29:39 Posted at September 14, 2010 11:29:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I was with a friend last night who’s having some relationship problems. She’s been dating a guy and everything was great the last time they saw each other and now he hasn’t called or texted in a week. Nothing. She’s texted twice and left one voice message. At this point, she’s ready to just walk. Full Story

T.I., Tiny, and Purple Drank

September 2, 2010 08:52:50 Posted at September 2, 2010 08:52:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh la. T.I. and the Original Situation, his wife Tiny, were busted this morning on a drug charge, specifically possession of a “controlled substance”. TMZ is now speculating, due to the presence of Styrofoam cups in the car, that the two were enjoying some Purple Drank. Full Story

Cover your back

August 31, 2010 14:57:20 Posted at August 31, 2010 14:57:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Wonder if the Glee set is a little more tense than usual today. Between Mark Salling and Naya Rivera’s car keying love drama, and Lea Michele’s constant Me-ness, and now Dianna Agron’s appearance in Vanity Fair, in addition to her blog presence as her new relationship Full Story

Lohan replay and her weave falls out

August 31, 2010 08:58:43 Posted at August 31, 2010 08:58:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She covers the new issue of Vanity Fair in an interview that took place BEFORE she went to jail and rehab. And apparently at one point she goes to adjust her ponytail and one of the extensions comes out. All while Lilo is trying to convince the journalist that she’s not an addict, that she doesn’t abuse alcohol, that she doesn’t pop pills, and that she’s serious about getting back to work and acting again. Full Story

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