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Celebrity bad decisions, mistakes, and Hollywood stupidity.

Becks is a 7½

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 22, 2010 07:31:08 September 22, 2010 07:31:08

Apparently he thought paying for it would buy him discretion. As opposed to the other times, with that Loos woman, when it was free and enjoyable but she couldn’t keep her mouth shut, David Beckham must have figured that hiring someone to f-ck him on the side would guarantee the secrecy. Never. Full Story

Better...and then not

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 16, 2010 11:40:49 September 16, 2010 11:40:49

Porny presented her jeans at Macy’s last night in one of the best dresses she’s worn in a long, long, LONG time. It fit properly. It flattered her appropriately. And for once, she did not look porny. In fact, she looked very nice. And at times her neck even seemed longer. That’s the sign of successful styling. Full Story

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What in the ass?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 15, 2010 11:40:56 September 15, 2010 11:40:56

Almost all of the film industry has been focused the last few days on TIFF. And still The Social Network is getting so much play. They’re doing a brilliant job on the marketing, and they’re courting the online community too – obviously – with fantastic results. Hype around The Social Network is very, very, VERY strong. Full Story

This sh-tty movie poster

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 15, 2010 07:18:06 September 15, 2010 07:18:06

Can you judge a movie by its poster? I guess it’s not always fair. And I guess it depends on what movie. Or on whose movie. What about a Kate Hudson movie? This is the poster for her upcoming A Little Bit of Heaven. In other words, you’ve seen it before. You’ve seen it too many times. Full Story

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Porny... please stop

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 14, 2010 11:29:39 September 14, 2010 11:29:39

I was with a friend last night who’s having some relationship problems. She’s been dating a guy and everything was great the last time they saw each other and now he hasn’t called or texted in a week. Nothing. She’s texted twice and left one voice message. At this point, she’s ready to just walk. Full Story

T.I., Tiny, and Purple Drank

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 2, 2010 08:52:50 September 2, 2010 08:52:50

Oh la. T.I. and the Original Situation, his wife Tiny, were busted this morning on a drug charge, specifically possession of a “controlled substance”. TMZ is now speculating, due to the presence of Styrofoam cups in the car, that the two were enjoying some Purple Drank. Full Story

Cover your back

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 31, 2010 14:57:20 August 31, 2010 14:57:20

Wonder if the Glee set is a little more tense than usual today. Between Mark Salling and Naya Rivera’s car keying love drama, and Lea Michele’s constant Me-ness, and now Dianna Agron’s appearance in Vanity Fair, in addition to her blog presence as her new relationship Full Story

Lohan replay and her weave falls out

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 31, 2010 08:58:43 August 31, 2010 08:58:43

She covers the new issue of Vanity Fair in an interview that took place BEFORE she went to jail and rehab. And apparently at one point she goes to adjust her ponytail and one of the extensions comes out. All while Lilo is trying to convince the journalist that she’s not an addict, that she doesn’t abuse alcohol, that she doesn’t pop pills, and that she’s serious about getting back to work and acting again. Full Story

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Rihanna’s not badass enough for Jenny Humphrey

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 23, 2010 08:05:00 August 23, 2010 08:05:00

Yeah so Taylor Momsen’s interview with Spin – have you read it? She’s so hardcore with her eyeliner and her band and the holes in her stockings, you know, like real rock’n’roll and other bitches like Rihanna are total pretenders. "People think pop is rock, and the lines are getting blurred. Full Story

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Angelina Jolie/Marilyn Monroe

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 16, 2010 08:49:00 August 16, 2010 08:49:00

Elizabeth Taylor does not want anyone playing her in a movie about her life in Furious Love despite all those dumbass rumours that the Jolie would be taking on the role. But what about Marilyn Monroe? Andrew O’Hagan wrote a book about Marilyn’s dog Maf, The Life And Opinions Of Maf The Dog, And Of His Friend Marilyn Monroe. Full Story

Porny’s KFed

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 9, 2010 15:31:23 August 9, 2010 15:31:23

Chicken Fried’s sharp downhill slide started around the time she publicly straddled that freeloader on the beach. Could Porny have a freeloading KFed of her own? As you know, Jessica Simpson is dating Eric Johnson. Johnson is 30, had an unremarkable professional football career, and was accepted to Wharton but has apparently decided not to study and work hard and instead stay close to my Porny who makes millions a year and is dumb enough to pay his way. Full Story