Dumbass Articles

Celebrity bad decisions, mistakes, and Hollywood stupidity.

Angelina, Brad...and Javier

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 22, 2010 08:25:00 July 22, 2010 08:25:00

When asked recently by Elle (thanks Benita!) whether or not he makes the ladies fall in love with him on set, Javier Bardem downplayed his own sexy beasty-ness and instead decided to mancrush all over Brad Pitt: “No, no. I’m not Brad Pitt. Full Story

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Same Old Lohans

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 15, 2010 12:15:00 July 15, 2010 12:15:00

Written by Sarah Lindsay Lohan has entered rehab to detox in advance of her ninety-day jail stint. This is not a bad idea. Get through the worst of it before being confronted with the reality going to jail, which will be emotionally brutal enough without adding the shakes into it. Full Story

SIT DOWN Eva Mendes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 14, 2010 07:54:46 July 14, 2010 07:54:46

Another one in a growing list. Jessica Biel has said that her beauty is a burden to her getting great roles. Evangeline Lilly has complained about that too. And now Eva Mendes who is currently promoting The Other Guys in which she plays Will Ferrell’s hot wife and apparently the big joke about that in the movie is that she’s so hot but not to him, that he’s oblivious to her hotness, and this makes it funny. Full Story

Crank tweets: the human rights violation

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 8, 2010 08:02:08 July 8, 2010 08:02:08

Lindsay Lohan managed to stay home yesterday following her sentencing. She actually did not go to her own birthday party. They must have had to strap that sh-t down to stop her from leaving the house. Forced to abstain from the circuit for just one night Lilo, naturally, tweaked out on Twitter, addressing the Nail Polish F-ck U situation: “didn't we do our nails as a joke with our friend dc? it had nothing to do w/court. Full Story

Porny’s new diet, new boyfriend, same show

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 5, 2010 07:39:27 July 5, 2010 07:39:27

Jessica Simpson tweeted last week that she was shocking her body with some kind of vegan diet. Then she showed up this weekend in West Virginia at the opening of the Casino Club at the Greenbrier Resort and I don’t see much change. Maybe it’s on the inside. Because on the outside she still makes me uncomfortable. Full Story

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The obvious Ashley Greene

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 25, 2010 08:53:01 June 25, 2010 08:53:01

So the Eclipse premiere finally happened last night. And of course Ashley Greene, being the side player she is, did what she could to convince you that she’s a lead player, that she matters. Last time she tried to outdress Kristen Stewart and showed up like it was the daytime Emmy Awards – click here for a refresher Full Story

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Elephants, boykissing, blogs, whiners & Twi-Hards

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 24, 2010 13:07:00 June 24, 2010 13:07:00

A lot to cover in this article so let’s make an agenda: 1.Eclipse the movie2.Gloating3.Cute banter4.Cute girlfriend defence5.Whiny defensive girlfriend6.Bitching about bloggers7.Pretty boy + elephants 8.Crazy bitches in the line-up Ready? The cover of the new issue of Entertainment Weekly declares that Eclipse is the best movie in the Twilight series so far. Full Story

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Robo’s expensive sh-t

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 24, 2010 08:14:00 June 24, 2010 08:14:00

I am, like you, still flummoxed that Katie Holmes can sell her clothes at Maxfield. And that fashion magazines have stitched themselves inside her ass praising the designs...what? Elle. Just did a profile on Holmes & Yang, the label, with a cost listing on several items. The price point is absurdly super luxe. Full Story

The Ashley Greene Standard of Comedy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 23, 2010 13:38:26 June 23, 2010 13:38:26

Oh...she just keeps giving. SO much material. And we have ourselves another over-reacher. Ashley Greene is currently promoting herself while promoting Eclipse. And she’s sharing with us her career plans. Apparently she reckons she has the goods to become a comedian. Who? Ashley Greene. From Twilight. Full Story

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Her Birthday > Father’s Day

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 18, 2010 12:24:22 June 18, 2010 12:24:22

Nicole Kidman is currently in Australia. Her sister Antonia was married a while ago and the celebration is this weekend. Here she is in a sateen jump suit attending a family dinner. Nicole and Sunday Rose made the trip without Keith Urban who is touring. Her birthday is Sunday. The same day as Father’s Day. Full Story

This hasbeen is so dumb

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 16, 2010 07:57:00 June 16, 2010 07:57:00

TMZ is reporting that Katie Holmes’s former fiancé Chris Klein was busted this morning in LA for attempting murder with his car. He failed a field sobriety test after the cops spotted him flailing around on the freeway, over twice the legal limit, and was promptly arrested. Full Story