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Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 24, 2010 13:07:00 June 24, 2010 13:07:00

A lot to cover in this article so let’s make an agenda: 1.Eclipse the movie2.Gloating3.Cute banter4.Cute girlfriend defence5.Whiny defensive girlfriend6.Bitching about bloggers7.Pretty boy + elephants 8.Crazy bitches in the line-up Ready? The cover of the new issue of Entertainment Weekly declares that Eclipse is the best movie in the Twilight series so far. Full Story

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Robo’s expensive sh-t

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 24, 2010 08:14:00 June 24, 2010 08:14:00

I am, like you, still flummoxed that Katie Holmes can sell her clothes at Maxfield. And that fashion magazines have stitched themselves inside her ass praising the designs...what? Elle. Just did a profile on Holmes & Yang, the label, with a cost listing on several items. The price point is absurdly super luxe. Full Story

The Ashley Greene Standard of Comedy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 23, 2010 13:38:26 June 23, 2010 13:38:26

Oh...she just keeps giving. SO much material. And we have ourselves another over-reacher. Ashley Greene is currently promoting herself while promoting Eclipse. And she’s sharing with us her career plans. Apparently she reckons she has the goods to become a comedian. Who? Ashley Greene. From Twilight. Full Story

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Her Birthday > Father’s Day

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 18, 2010 12:24:22 June 18, 2010 12:24:22

Nicole Kidman is currently in Australia. Her sister Antonia was married a while ago and the celebration is this weekend. Here she is in a sateen jump suit attending a family dinner. Nicole and Sunday Rose made the trip without Keith Urban who is touring. Her birthday is Sunday. The same day as Father’s Day. Full Story

This hasbeen is so dumb

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 16, 2010 07:57:00 June 16, 2010 07:57:00

TMZ is reporting that Katie Holmes’s former fiancé Chris Klein was busted this morning in LA for attempting murder with his car. He failed a field sobriety test after the cops spotted him flailing around on the freeway, over twice the legal limit, and was promptly arrested. Full Story

Answer to integrity in the markets – Hollywood!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 15, 2010 10:21:02 June 15, 2010 10:21:02

Written by Jacek Here’s an idea folks! With all of the baseless, speculative, knee-jerk investing that we’ve been seeing in the last decade, you’ll now be able to trade weekend box office movie receipt futures starting in the 3rd quarter of this year – a brilliant idea that was just approved Full Story

Bad billboards: the GMD edition

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 14, 2010 09:44:26 June 14, 2010 09:44:26

We’ve been driving around LA for 3 days now and they’re everywhere – Knight & Day billboards promoting Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz. But where are Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz??? These budget ass silhouettes are making me crazy. Every time we pass one it makes me crazy. Like straight up furious. Full Story

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Lilo’s latest coincidence or conspiracy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 9, 2010 07:25:37 June 9, 2010 07:25:37

I’m sure you’ve heard – that Lindsay Lohan’s SCRAM went off on Sunday night/Monday morning and, following a report that was delivered to the judge, was found to be in violation of the terms of her monitoring program after a small amount of alcohol was detected. A bench warrant was issued, she forfeited the previous $100,000 bail that was posted, posted another down payment on $200,000 bail, and is now claiming innocence. Full Story

Kristen Stewart: a Megan Fox moment

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 31, 2010 11:30:00 May 31, 2010 11:30:00

Kristen Stewart is featured this month in Elle UK. Click here for the scans. The photographs are cute and sexy and irreverent, the interview is rather unremarkable save for a cheeky moment at the end when she shows the reporter a personal photo of what’s assumed to be Stewart with Robert Pattinson and a rather inflammatory complaint about being a celebrity and all the intrusion that comes with it. Full Story

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JailBait vs Sue Sylvester

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 31, 2010 08:14:32 May 31, 2010 08:14:32

Please. Sue would thump her in the beat-me mouth. So Miley Cyrus is currently promoting her new album. She was in Madrid this afternoon at a photo call fronting like she’s all grown up, like she knows about quality and authenticity, unlike the sh-t they serve up on Glee. When asked by Billboard about the show, JailBait said that: “Honestly, musicals? I just can’t. Full Story

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