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Celebrity bad decisions, mistakes, and Hollywood stupidity.

Answer to integrity in the markets – Hollywood!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 15, 2010 10:21:02 June 15, 2010 10:21:02

Written by Jacek Here’s an idea folks! With all of the baseless, speculative, knee-jerk investing that we’ve been seeing in the last decade, you’ll now be able to trade weekend box office movie receipt futures starting in the 3rd quarter of this year – a brilliant idea that was just approved Full Story

Bad billboards: the GMD edition

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 14, 2010 09:44:26 June 14, 2010 09:44:26

We’ve been driving around LA for 3 days now and they’re everywhere – Knight & Day billboards promoting Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz. But where are Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz??? These budget ass silhouettes are making me crazy. Every time we pass one it makes me crazy. Like straight up furious. Full Story

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Lilo’s latest coincidence or conspiracy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 9, 2010 07:25:37 June 9, 2010 07:25:37

I’m sure you’ve heard – that Lindsay Lohan’s SCRAM went off on Sunday night/Monday morning and, following a report that was delivered to the judge, was found to be in violation of the terms of her monitoring program after a small amount of alcohol was detected. A bench warrant was issued, she forfeited the previous $100,000 bail that was posted, posted another down payment on $200,000 bail, and is now claiming innocence. Full Story

Kristen Stewart: a Megan Fox moment

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 31, 2010 11:30:00 May 31, 2010 11:30:00

Kristen Stewart is featured this month in Elle UK. Click here for the scans. The photographs are cute and sexy and irreverent, the interview is rather unremarkable save for a cheeky moment at the end when she shows the reporter a personal photo of what’s assumed to be Stewart with Robert Pattinson and a rather inflammatory complaint about being a celebrity and all the intrusion that comes with it. Full Story

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JailBait vs Sue Sylvester

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 31, 2010 08:14:32 May 31, 2010 08:14:32

Please. Sue would thump her in the beat-me mouth. So Miley Cyrus is currently promoting her new album. She was in Madrid this afternoon at a photo call fronting like she’s all grown up, like she knows about quality and authenticity, unlike the sh-t they serve up on Glee. When asked by Billboard about the show, JailBait said that: “Honestly, musicals? I just can’t. Full Story

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Crank blonde and posing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 26, 2010 07:28:14 May 26, 2010 07:28:14

She fixed her busted extensions, hit up the salon yesterday for several hours to work out some new hair, and Lindsay Lohan emerged blonde at the end of it. She does look better... I guess... but lightening doesn’t fix the face bloat, or those f-cked up lips. Still, what matters is what she thinks. Full Story

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Unbuttoned for court

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 24, 2010 09:42:33 May 24, 2010 09:42:33

You’re in deep sh-t with the law. The judge is pissed at your punk ass. You’re already 2 (business) days late for your appearance. So what do you wear when you finally make it to your hearing? If you’re Lindsay Lohan, it’s a tight white shirt with the buttons undone to expose some tittays for the paps. Full Story

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Lilo crankfest update

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 21, 2010 09:29:00 May 21, 2010 09:29:00

Written by Jacek With Lainey in the air I’ve been tasked with the responsibility to get you up to speed on the Lilo situation. And when her sh-t is hitting the fan, it hits hard, fast, and messy. Here’s what’s happened since our last post on her: Wednesday – claims her passport was stolenThursday – an arrest warrant is issued as she didn’t make it back to LA for her court appearance and bail was set at $100,000Also on Thursday – accuses her father of arranging to have her passport stolen Full Story

Hey Judge - she looks worried

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 20, 2010 08:41:36 May 20, 2010 08:41:36

Lindsay Lohan spent all night worrying about that passport, hurrying to get back to America for her court appearance. She looks it, non? Here's Lilo in Cannes last night at a yacht party, feeling the pain of losing her travel documents. Does the judge read blogs? Does she look at the photos? You f-cking dumbass. Full Story

A leather suit and Ebola

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 20, 2010 07:33:00 May 20, 2010 07:33:00

As you know, I have already written off Adrien Brody. Click here for a refresher. Here in Cannes, Adrien has validated his dismissal – for LIFE – from the Freebie 5. Full Story