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Celebrity bad decisions, mistakes, and Hollywood stupidity.

Crank blonde and posing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 26, 2010 07:28:14 May 26, 2010 07:28:14

She fixed her busted extensions, hit up the salon yesterday for several hours to work out some new hair, and Lindsay Lohan emerged blonde at the end of it. She does look better... I guess... but lightening doesn’t fix the face bloat, or those f-cked up lips. Still, what matters is what she thinks. Full Story

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Unbuttoned for court

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 24, 2010 09:42:33 May 24, 2010 09:42:33

You’re in deep sh-t with the law. The judge is pissed at your punk ass. You’re already 2 (business) days late for your appearance. So what do you wear when you finally make it to your hearing? If you’re Lindsay Lohan, it’s a tight white shirt with the buttons undone to expose some tittays for the paps. Full Story

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Lilo crankfest update

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 21, 2010 09:29:00 May 21, 2010 09:29:00

Written by Jacek With Lainey in the air I’ve been tasked with the responsibility to get you up to speed on the Lilo situation. And when her sh-t is hitting the fan, it hits hard, fast, and messy. Here’s what’s happened since our last post on her: Wednesday – claims her passport was stolenThursday – an arrest warrant is issued as she didn’t make it back to LA for her court appearance and bail was set at $100,000Also on Thursday – accuses her father of arranging to have her passport stolen Full Story

Hey Judge - she looks worried

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 20, 2010 08:41:36 May 20, 2010 08:41:36

Lindsay Lohan spent all night worrying about that passport, hurrying to get back to America for her court appearance. She looks it, non? Here's Lilo in Cannes last night at a yacht party, feeling the pain of losing her travel documents. Does the judge read blogs? Does she look at the photos? You f-cking dumbass. Full Story

A leather suit and Ebola

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 20, 2010 07:33:00 May 20, 2010 07:33:00

As you know, I have already written off Adrien Brody. Click here for a refresher. Here in Cannes, Adrien has validated his dismissal – for LIFE – from the Freebie 5. Full Story

Crank vs Amanda Seyfried

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 19, 2010 10:51:36 May 19, 2010 10:51:36

It’s Mean Girls all over again. And it’s the ongoing saga of that skint.agg.scag Lindsay Lohan who insists on cocking up her life over and over again. She was supposed to get on a plane this morning from France to head back to LA for her DUI progress hearing. Yesterday they were floating around the excuse that she might not make it due to volcanic ash. Full Story

Pattinson > Lutz and Xavier Dolan hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 19, 2010 10:26:53 May 19, 2010 10:26:53

My flatmate was indignant this morning when she turned on her laptop to read an article on People.com about Ashley Greene. Greene spoke to Seventeen about Robert Pattinson and Kellan Lutz, explaining that: "When I met Rob, I didn't think twice about him. Full Story

I hope JLH has her Bedazzler handy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 19, 2010 08:47:54 May 19, 2010 08:47:54

Written by Sarah This week are the industry upfronts where television networks are announcing their lineups for next fall. Yesterday CBS announced they were cancelling seven series, including Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Ghost Whisperer. Full Story

Jim Carrey moves on

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 12, 2010 10:28:47 May 12, 2010 10:28:47

Written by Sarah Last month Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy announced they split up - on Twitter, of course. It feels like ages since Jim Carrey has been relevant. Full Story

Tiger Woods must be extra annoying right now

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 12, 2010 07:40:25 May 12, 2010 07:40:25

Written by Jacek The run is over Gossips. If you could call it that. My Canucks got bounced from the playoffs last night by the same team that bounced them exactly a year ago to the day. And in similar fashion. But I liken what I’m feeling to writing that nasty final exam that stresses you out for weeks leading up to it. Full Story