Dumbass Articles

Celebrity bad decisions, mistakes, and Hollywood stupidity.

A leather suit and Ebola

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 20, 2010 07:33:00 May 20, 2010 07:33:00

As you know, I have already written off Adrien Brody. Click here for a refresher. Here in Cannes, Adrien has validated his dismissal – for LIFE – from the Freebie 5. Full Story

Crank vs Amanda Seyfried

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 19, 2010 10:51:36 May 19, 2010 10:51:36

It’s Mean Girls all over again. And it’s the ongoing saga of that skint.agg.scag Lindsay Lohan who insists on cocking up her life over and over again. She was supposed to get on a plane this morning from France to head back to LA for her DUI progress hearing. Yesterday they were floating around the excuse that she might not make it due to volcanic ash. Full Story

Pattinson > Lutz and Xavier Dolan hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 19, 2010 10:26:53 May 19, 2010 10:26:53

My flatmate was indignant this morning when she turned on her laptop to read an article on People.com about Ashley Greene. Greene spoke to Seventeen about Robert Pattinson and Kellan Lutz, explaining that: "When I met Rob, I didn't think twice about him. Full Story

I hope JLH has her Bedazzler handy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 19, 2010 08:47:54 May 19, 2010 08:47:54

Written by Sarah This week are the industry upfronts where television networks are announcing their lineups for next fall. Yesterday CBS announced they were cancelling seven series, including Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Ghost Whisperer. Full Story

Jim Carrey moves on

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 12, 2010 10:28:47 May 12, 2010 10:28:47

Written by Sarah Last month Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy announced they split up - on Twitter, of course. It feels like ages since Jim Carrey has been relevant. Full Story

Tiger Woods must be extra annoying right now

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 12, 2010 07:40:25 May 12, 2010 07:40:25

Written by Jacek The run is over Gossips. If you could call it that. My Canucks got bounced from the playoffs last night by the same team that bounced them exactly a year ago to the day. And in similar fashion. But I liken what I’m feeling to writing that nasty final exam that stresses you out for weeks leading up to it. Full Story

Can you say “expendable”?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 11, 2010 08:13:00 May 11, 2010 08:13:00

Written by SarahLate last night The Hollywood Reporter, Esq. broke the news that members of the Twilight cast are holding out for a bigger payday on Breaking Dawn, thus even further delaying the officially official announcement that Twilights 4 & 5: Romance of the Forest will go into production. Full Story

Would The Mighty approve?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 10, 2010 06:51:06 May 10, 2010 06:51:06

Gabourey Sidibe was nominated for, like, every award during award season. Oprah saluted her on stage at the Oscars. And she gets invited everywhere now. She hosted SNL. She attended the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. Which totally means she’s allowed to be an asshole, a proper card-carrying member of the Hollywood Stupid Generation, right? Well. Full Story

Crank leaks and crank tweets

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2010 16:15:58 May 7, 2010 16:15:58

This is Lindsay Lohan arriving back in New York today with a bloated busted face. Her ma was with her too. So she can say that “mommy” knows best how to control the crank. Sure. Because mommy is sharing the goddamn crank. The latest in Lilo’s self created drama? She’s been on Twitter Full Story

Do you know what you’re wearing...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2010 08:16:08 May 3, 2010 08:16:08

You stupid f-ck? I’m normally a Peaches apologist. Maybe because I have a friend who looks like her. Maybe it’s the anglophile in me. Definitely it’s all the drama. But there’s drama and then there’s ignorance. And this bitch right here is a f-cking dumbass. Do you know what you’re wearing? Her boyfriend obviously never saw what she was wearing. Full Story