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Celebrity bad decisions, mistakes, and Hollywood stupidity.

Vajazzling works quickly

April 8, 2010 17:02:33 Posted at April 8, 2010 17:02:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Size 2 Love broke up with Jamie Kennedy like 5 minutes ago. Already her bedazzled vagina has hooked up another companion. His name is John Asher. He is the ex husband of Jenny McCarthy, the father of her son Evan. Supposedly John couldn’t handle Evan’s autism. Jenny doesn’t speak too highly of him. Full Story

She says her face is her own

April 8, 2010 10:25:19 Posted at April 8, 2010 10:25:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Demi Moore is talking about her body but not her face in the new issue of UK Elle. Now 47 and looking, really, better than ever, Demi claims that she’s finally happy with her body because she finally stopped caring. She was fixated on fitness at one point but now... get ready for it... ugh... She’s “let go”. Full Story

Why is Pippy suddenly Matt Damon?

April 7, 2010 12:52:39 Posted at April 7, 2010 12:52:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

That Matt Damon is sent a heavy load of scripts is understandable. He’s Matt Damon. But... Justin Timberlake? He recently wrapped on The Social Network (the Facebook story), he’s currently working on Bad Teacher with Cammie D, and now he’s reportedly close to confirming another lead in a comedy called Friends With Benefits about some dude who meets an attractive girl at a meeting and they agree to f-ck but not date and all goes well until he falls in love with her but she has a boyfriend. Full Story

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Porny is pretending

April 7, 2010 08:15:46 Posted at April 7, 2010 08:15:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I am her friend. And friends don’t lie to friends. But Porny, well, I think Porny is lying to me. And I think she’s lying to you too. It’s the new issue of Marie Claire. Here’s what the magazine claims: As Marie Claire's guest beauty editor, Jessica Simpson embraces the new natural look, with air-dried hair and no makeup. Full Story

Just cuz he’s good doesn’t mean it’s a good idea

April 1, 2010 09:48:35 Posted at April 1, 2010 09:48:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

David Fincher is a good director. And if there had never been an attempt at making The Millennium Trilogy into a movie series he’d be the best candidate, sure, to take on the task. BUT THERE ALREADY IS A FILM VERSION OF THE MILLENNIUM TRILOGY. It is hugely successful in Europe. It has earned the overwhelming approval of Stieg Larsson’s fans. Full Story

Demi Moore, pontificator

March 29, 2010 06:56:57 Posted at March 29, 2010 06:56:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Excellent candidate for Seth Meyers on Saturday Night Live to get “Really!?!” on her tight ass. Because Demi Moore is becoming insufferable. As you know, Demi is all over Twitter. Trying to stay relevant or, as she would explain, using the platform to inform and educate and promote awareness. Full Story

Read Posing

March 25, 2010 14:39:00 Posted at March 25, 2010 14:39:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Is it a new trend? I guess. If you’re a corny ass contrived beef cheese like Kellan Lutz. The last time I wrote about Kellan Lutz he was reading while POSING IN A TREE. Click here for a refresher. Yesterday Kellan Lutz was spotted out and about heading into a meeting. Full Story

Sit DOWN Zeta

March 23, 2010 11:20:31 Posted at March 23, 2010 11:20:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Catherine Zeta Jones has been working on Broadway, keeping a low profile, and as mentioned last week, rarely seen publicly with Michael Douglas. Zeta is 40 now. It's a sh-tty reality in Hollywood that that's usually when roles dry up for women. Unless of course it's Meryl Streep. Zeta has made a string of terrible movies. Full Story

Well this means it’ll last

March 22, 2010 09:04:37 Posted at March 22, 2010 09:04:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Declarations of love forever in the form of drunken tats...is there any other way to get back together? Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley were supposed to get divorced. Both have been linked to others. She and one of those rich Davis brothers and Brody Jenner, he with this broad Full Story

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BBT’s new hair

March 19, 2010 09:01:13 Posted at March 19, 2010 09:01:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Look who can’t handle aging. Billy Bob Thornton coloured his hair. And it’s all flopsy around his forehead too. Like that’ll hide his douche. Please. Nothing can hide his douche. Remember when BBT got all pissy faced on CBC Radio Q with Jian Ghomeshi Full Story