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Celebrity bad decisions, mistakes, and Hollywood stupidity.

Can you say “expendable”?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 11, 2010 08:13:00 May 11, 2010 08:13:00

Written by SarahLate last night The Hollywood Reporter, Esq. broke the news that members of the Twilight cast are holding out for a bigger payday on Breaking Dawn, thus even further delaying the officially official announcement that Twilights 4 & 5: Romance of the Forest will go into production. Full Story

Would The Mighty approve?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 10, 2010 06:51:06 May 10, 2010 06:51:06

Gabourey Sidibe was nominated for, like, every award during award season. Oprah saluted her on stage at the Oscars. And she gets invited everywhere now. She hosted SNL. She attended the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. Which totally means she’s allowed to be an asshole, a proper card-carrying member of the Hollywood Stupid Generation, right? Well. Full Story

Crank leaks and crank tweets

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2010 16:15:58 May 7, 2010 16:15:58

This is Lindsay Lohan arriving back in New York today with a bloated busted face. Her ma was with her too. So she can say that “mommy” knows best how to control the crank. Sure. Because mommy is sharing the goddamn crank. The latest in Lilo’s self created drama? She’s been on Twitter Full Story

Do you know what you’re wearing...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2010 08:16:08 May 3, 2010 08:16:08

You stupid f-ck? I’m normally a Peaches apologist. Maybe because I have a friend who looks like her. Maybe it’s the anglophile in me. Definitely it’s all the drama. But there’s drama and then there’s ignorance. And this bitch right here is a f-cking dumbass. Do you know what you’re wearing? Her boyfriend obviously never saw what she was wearing. Full Story

When Porny talks about her mouth...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 28, 2010 08:53:03 April 28, 2010 08:53:03

This sh-t just writes itself. "My lips just slide all over the place....I can't catch up with my mouth. I need a little coating...." And you wonder why I call her Porny. It just comes naturally. And this is also why I used to say she had a cocksucker’s mouth. Because, well, she can’t f-cking help it. Full Story

Bottom is still a long way off

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 27, 2010 08:48:16 April 27, 2010 08:48:16

During my conversation with Maureen Callahan at the New York Post for her article on Lindsay Lohan – click here to read it if you missed it yesterday – she asked me why the public still cares. Why, when it’s the same drama day after day, why we’re still following. Full Story

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GOOPy is Chinese again

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2010 07:58:18 April 23, 2010 07:58:18

Yesterday’s GOOP featured Spring Allergy and Detox Remedies – Chinese Medicine Style. Like last time, Gwyneth enlisted the help of Adele Reising. Like last time, being Chinese, I have no idea what she was writing about. Adele and G would probably say I’m just not Chinese enough. Tell that to my ma. Full Story

Dumbest Idea Ever: Tori Spelling edition

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 21, 2010 12:34:56 April 21, 2010 12:34:56

First there was that assf-cked report that Robert Pattinson was lobbying to play Kurt Cobain. Now ABC is apparently developing a talk show featuring Tori Spelling and her “bff”, some random gay they’re still searching for who will bounce off her bones like Will & Grace styles. Really? And people would watch this. Full Story

One Green Prune

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 15, 2010 12:48:46 April 15, 2010 12:48:46

It’s always better when the prunes double up but they have separate identities now. Still can’t distinguish what those identities might be but these are their wishes, we must respect them. Try. So MK Olsen turned up yesterday at the Grand opening celebration of Otarian: The Planet's Most Sustainable Restaurant on Bleecker Street in New York. Full Story

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She really does have a great ass

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 14, 2010 15:46:55 April 14, 2010 15:46:55

Jennifer Aniston hikes up her jeans today on the set of Just Go With It with Adam Sandler. A really great ass. It could rival her hair. But dude, what is her deal with wedge heels? And why Lola Vie??? According to Life & Style (I know…) Aniston is launching her own fragrance. And she’s calling it Lola Vie Really? Lola Vie? Yeah, she’s full of clichés but Lola Vie? Even by her Chicken Soup cliché standards Lola Vie seems rather bromidic. Full Story

Big Love Pant-Off

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 13, 2010 09:24:00 April 13, 2010 09:24:00

Ginnifer Goodwin and Chloe Sevigny attended The Met premiere of Armida at Lincoln Centre last night both in black pants. I wish Ginnifer’s were a little longer. Who wins the Big Love Pant-Off? Goodwin, as noted yesterday, has signed on to work with Kate Hudson and Colin Farrell, among others, in the film adaptation of Something Borrowed. Full Story

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