Dumbass Articles

Celebrity bad decisions, mistakes, and Hollywood stupidity.

Demi Moore, pontificator

March 29, 2010 06:56:57 Posted at March 29, 2010 06:56:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Excellent candidate for Seth Meyers on Saturday Night Live to get “Really!?!” on her tight ass. Because Demi Moore is becoming insufferable. As you know, Demi is all over Twitter. Trying to stay relevant or, as she would explain, using the platform to inform and educate and promote awareness. Full Story

Read Posing

March 25, 2010 14:39:00 Posted at March 25, 2010 14:39:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Is it a new trend? I guess. If you’re a corny ass contrived beef cheese like Kellan Lutz. The last time I wrote about Kellan Lutz he was reading while POSING IN A TREE. Click here for a refresher. Yesterday Kellan Lutz was spotted out and about heading into a meeting. Full Story

Sit DOWN Zeta

March 23, 2010 11:20:31 Posted at March 23, 2010 11:20:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Catherine Zeta Jones has been working on Broadway, keeping a low profile, and as mentioned last week, rarely seen publicly with Michael Douglas. Zeta is 40 now. It's a sh-tty reality in Hollywood that that's usually when roles dry up for women. Unless of course it's Meryl Streep. Zeta has made a string of terrible movies. Full Story

Well this means it’ll last

March 22, 2010 09:04:37 Posted at March 22, 2010 09:04:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Declarations of love forever in the form of drunken tats...is there any other way to get back together? Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley were supposed to get divorced. Both have been linked to others. She and one of those rich Davis brothers and Brody Jenner, he with this broad Full Story

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BBT’s new hair

March 19, 2010 09:01:13 Posted at March 19, 2010 09:01:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Look who can’t handle aging. Billy Bob Thornton coloured his hair. And it’s all flopsy around his forehead too. Like that’ll hide his douche. Please. Nothing can hide his douche. Remember when BBT got all pissy faced on CBC Radio Q with Jian Ghomeshi Full Story

Let it go

March 15, 2010 12:45:00 Posted at March 15, 2010 12:45:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Embarrassing, non? Mischa Barton showed up at the Make-a-Wish Foundation event yesterday in Santa Monica like we’re still in Season 2 of The OC. We are obviously far from Season 2 of The OC but Mischa clearly can’t stop clinging to the Young Hollywood It reputation that has long since been taken away from her. Full Story

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They won’t miss Izzie

March 15, 2010 08:35:56 Posted at March 15, 2010 08:35:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

News broke last week that Katherine Heigl, who’s been trying to pout and diva her way off Grey’s Anatomy for three years now, has finally been granted her demand. Ever the professional, the Ungrateful Princess of AssTalk was supposed to return to work on March 1 after a 6 month hiatus but didn’t show. Full Story

Little Bitch has to beg

March 11, 2010 09:48:23 Posted at March 11, 2010 09:48:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Keep begging you piece of sh-t. Chris Brown beat down his girlfriend last year. Then he went jetskiing. And he went to basketball games. And he only reported for community service because he was ordered to. And he spends more time partying with Diddy and shooting music videos than reaching out to those who’ve suffered unspeakable abuse. Full Story

Crank litigation

March 9, 2010 09:08:17 Posted at March 9, 2010 09:08:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

When a bitch is broke, she will resort to anything. When a bitch is broke and cranked, well, the f-ckery is epic. I’ve been in LA for a week. Have updated a few files, touched base with sources etc. The overwhelming consensus among industry insiders in Hollywood is that Lindsay Lohan isn’t even a discussion anymore. Full Story

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Great Dress, Bad Form: Amanda Seyfried

March 8, 2010 07:19:38 Posted at March 8, 2010 07:19:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Post By Duana I know Lainey's mentioned Amanda Seyfried being maligned by her publicist at TIFF. That she wasn't allowed to say certain things or got criticized for mentioning certain things. This is going to be an unpopular opinion, but um, maybe it's for a reason. Watching her with Seacrest, he opens with "So you're leaving Big Love?" The correct answer here is "[My Character's] story came to an end" or "They were so good to let me have so much time off for projects but it got too hard" or even "It was just time to move on". Full Story

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