Dumbass Articles

Celebrity bad decisions, mistakes, and Hollywood stupidity.

The Chosen One and her hair

February 24, 2010 08:21:00 Posted at February 24, 2010 08:21:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Have received a few alarming emails about this, and many of you have sent along the links to comments on message boards. Here’s a good example. It’s disturbing. That The Chosen One can’t get a haircut without her parents being accused of child abuse or deliberately turning her into a lesbian/transgender/freak – their words, not mine. Full Story

Another useless author

February 17, 2010 08:11:00 Posted at February 17, 2010 08:11:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She’s already written two, or is it three?, best selling books. Now Entertainment Weekly is reporting that Tori Spelling will be releasing a children’s book called Presenting...Tallulah “the tale of a spunky little girl who is constantly told what not to do: not to wear jeans, not to get dirty. Full Story

Porny won’t strip

February 16, 2010 12:28:57 Posted at February 16, 2010 12:28:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jessica Simpson is kicking off promotion for her new show Price of Beauty on VH1 premiering in March. Here she is on the cover of the March issue of Allure. Note how lovely she can look with proper styling. Note that with the direction of someone fashionable, Ken Paves is actually capable of making her look not cheap and tacky or soapy. Full Story

Dumb reading

February 12, 2010 07:23:00 Posted at February 12, 2010 07:23:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Her first book LA Candy was a bestseller. Now her second book Sweet Little Lies which literally just hit shelves 5 minutes ago is another bestseller. Lauren Conrad is now a two time bestselling author... Said Lauren of the quick success of her novels: "It's so gratifying for my second book to be so successful and it was so fun to write! The characters were already developed so I really enjoyed the process so much more this time around. Full Story

Chinese GOOPY

February 11, 2010 11:21:10 Posted at February 11, 2010 11:21:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sunday February 14th. It’s a big day. It’s Chinese New Year. Very, very important. Of course, because she’s so spiritual, and because she’s, like, totally Asian and knows how to take all the calories out of an Asian salad, and brown rices everything, this week’s GOOP newsletter is all about the Year of the Tiger. Full Story

You are taunting Third Lip

February 11, 2010 07:37:45 Posted at February 11, 2010 07:37:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Can you imagine how jealous Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman must be of Jessica Biel’s mouth? Third Lip wants THAT Third Lip. And it’s natural...right? Discuss. After that nauseating display of girly chickflickness with Taupe Jennifer Garner, fronting like they’re all for women, Biel showed up on Letterman and demonstrated yet again her uninspired personality. Full Story

MiniVan Morning Porn

February 10, 2010 15:01:25 Posted at February 10, 2010 15:01:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ryan Gosling, where are you? I need you. Because it’s been a long ass day. Between the Olympics and blogging and rehearsals and a thousand emails on both accounts, this is the sh-t that completely picked my ass. I need a distraction from the sugar raping poseur vagina monologue delivered by Taupe and Shelfy on Good Morning America. Full Story

Crack hoarder

February 4, 2010 07:55:56 Posted at February 4, 2010 07:55:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Crack tweeter, crack hoarder, fraud designer, used to be an actor...who else? It’s Lindsay Lohan. And she allowed cameras from The Insider inside her house to shoot her sh-t. Literally. She has sh-t everywhere. Her living room is a dump. A bedroom has been turned into a shoe storage. Racks and racks of clothing are jammed up against the walls. Full Story

Dumb title portends more?

January 28, 2010 17:11:09 Posted at January 28, 2010 17:11:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As you know, for months I’ve been bitching about the dumbassness of the title Wall Street 2: Money Never Sleeps. A trailer has been released online. Don’t really like the way it’s cut but am still kinda intrigued. By Michael Douglas. Shia LaBeouf looks like an infant. And while that scene with Carey Mulligan in her shirt and laptop is totally useless, she does look gorgeous. Full Story

Porny is gassy

January 28, 2010 08:44:25 Posted at January 28, 2010 08:44:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

No, it’s not mature. No, my photo selection for this post isn’t helping. But this is a f-cking emergency. And we need immediate, drastic action even if it’s a little juvenile.Us Weekly Full Story

How Posh sees Posh

January 28, 2010 07:50:06 Posted at January 28, 2010 07:50:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Victoria Beckham is pimping her dresses in the pages of 10 magazine. She and David both have their own covers – click here to see - and she tells the magazine that you don’t have to be a size double 0 to fit in her pieces. Full Story