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Celebrity bad decisions, mistakes, and Hollywood stupidity.

Let it go

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 15, 2010 12:45:00 March 15, 2010 12:45:00

Embarrassing, non? Mischa Barton showed up at the Make-a-Wish Foundation event yesterday in Santa Monica like we’re still in Season 2 of The OC. We are obviously far from Season 2 of The OC but Mischa clearly can’t stop clinging to the Young Hollywood It reputation that has long since been taken away from her. Full Story

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They won’t miss Izzie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 15, 2010 08:35:56 March 15, 2010 08:35:56

News broke last week that Katherine Heigl, who’s been trying to pout and diva her way off Grey’s Anatomy for three years now, has finally been granted her demand. Ever the professional, the Ungrateful Princess of AssTalk was supposed to return to work on March 1 after a 6 month hiatus but didn’t show. Full Story

Little Bitch has to beg

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 11, 2010 09:48:23 March 11, 2010 09:48:23

Keep begging you piece of sh-t. Chris Brown beat down his girlfriend last year. Then he went jetskiing. And he went to basketball games. And he only reported for community service because he was ordered to. And he spends more time partying with Diddy and shooting music videos than reaching out to those who’ve suffered unspeakable abuse. Full Story

Crank litigation

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 9, 2010 09:08:17 March 9, 2010 09:08:17

When a bitch is broke, she will resort to anything. When a bitch is broke and cranked, well, the f-ckery is epic. I’ve been in LA for a week. Have updated a few files, touched base with sources etc. The overwhelming consensus among industry insiders in Hollywood is that Lindsay Lohan isn’t even a discussion anymore. Full Story

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Great Dress, Bad Form: Amanda Seyfried

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 8, 2010 07:19:38 March 8, 2010 07:19:38

Post By Duana I know Lainey's mentioned Amanda Seyfried being maligned by her publicist at TIFF. That she wasn't allowed to say certain things or got criticized for mentioning certain things. This is going to be an unpopular opinion, but um, maybe it's for a reason. Watching her with Seacrest, he opens with "So you're leaving Big Love?" The correct answer here is "[My Character's] story came to an end" or "They were so good to let me have so much time off for projects but it got too hard" or even "It was just time to move on". Full Story

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GOOP says sleep

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 4, 2010 08:08:43 March 4, 2010 08:08:43

Today’s GOOP newsletter is about the importance of sleep and what happens when you don’t get enough of it. Well f-ck, no kidding. G asked her doctor to give us some tips to help us get to sleep, assuming of course that everyone out there has time for sleep. Sleep is a luxury for those who hustle. Full Story

For Michael Phelps: Distinguishing Asians 101

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 1, 2010 15:39:00 March 1, 2010 15:39:00

Reference article click here. Read it first before the rest. Thank you for your emails and encouragement after TMZ posted it on Saturday. Summary: American bronze medal snowboarder Scott Lago revealed on Kimmel and to TMZ cameras that he thought he was at the centre of some conspiracy theory to bring him down after photos were leaked online showing him with a party girl biting his medal around his crotch and chest. Full Story

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The Chosen One and her hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 24, 2010 08:21:00 February 24, 2010 08:21:00

Have received a few alarming emails about this, and many of you have sent along the links to comments on message boards. Here’s a good example. It’s disturbing. That The Chosen One can’t get a haircut without her parents being accused of child abuse or deliberately turning her into a lesbian/transgender/freak – their words, not mine. Full Story

Another useless author

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 17, 2010 08:11:00 February 17, 2010 08:11:00

She’s already written two, or is it three?, best selling books. Now Entertainment Weekly is reporting that Tori Spelling will be releasing a children’s book called Presenting...Tallulah “the tale of a spunky little girl who is constantly told what not to do: not to wear jeans, not to get dirty. Full Story

Porny won’t strip

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 16, 2010 12:28:57 February 16, 2010 12:28:57

Jessica Simpson is kicking off promotion for her new show Price of Beauty on VH1 premiering in March. Here she is on the cover of the March issue of Allure. Note how lovely she can look with proper styling. Note that with the direction of someone fashionable, Ken Paves is actually capable of making her look not cheap and tacky or soapy. Full Story

Dumb reading

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 12, 2010 07:23:00 February 12, 2010 07:23:00

Her first book LA Candy was a bestseller. Now her second book Sweet Little Lies which literally just hit shelves 5 minutes ago is another bestseller. Lauren Conrad is now a two time bestselling author... Said Lauren of the quick success of her novels: "It's so gratifying for my second book to be so successful and it was so fun to write! The characters were already developed so I really enjoyed the process so much more this time around. Full Story