Dumbass Articles

Celebrity bad decisions, mistakes, and Hollywood stupidity.

Porny is gassy

January 28, 2010 08:44:25 Posted at January 28, 2010 08:44:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

No, it’s not mature. No, my photo selection for this post isn’t helping. But this is a f-cking emergency. And we need immediate, drastic action even if it’s a little juvenile.Us Weekly Full Story

How Posh sees Posh

January 28, 2010 07:50:06 Posted at January 28, 2010 07:50:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Victoria Beckham is pimping her dresses in the pages of 10 magazine. She and David both have their own covers – click here to see - and she tells the magazine that you don’t have to be a size double 0 to fit in her pieces. Full Story

WORST SAGs: Drew Barrymore

January 25, 2010 06:20:00 Posted at January 25, 2010 06:20:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I can’t remember loving to hating as swiftly as I have for Drew Barrymore. Because if you’ve been reading my site long enough, I adored her. So much. But something happened along the way to Grey Gardens. And now Drew has gone from goofy and endearing to eyestabbing f-cking annoying let-me-slap-the-fairy-dust-out-of-your-nose insufferable. Full Story

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Cheese Champers!

January 15, 2010 16:28:58 Posted at January 15, 2010 16:28:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Remember when drunk ass Mimi sprinkled her amazingness all over the stage at the Palm Springs Film Festival last week? She explained afterwards that she kept enjoying “splashes” of champagne throughout the night. This kills me.The Splashes. Full Story

A tricked out vagina sells books

January 13, 2010 12:01:29 Posted at January 13, 2010 12:01:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Every dumb twat has a book out these days. Is it easy to write a book? It must be. Not for people who can actually write, of course, but definitely easy for people writing for idiots. How else can you explain Tori Spelling’s two bestsellers? Now it’s Size 2 Jennifer Love Hewitt. Because she’s dated, like, everyone. Full Story

Jay Leno, Tequila, Breezy, and Heidi

January 13, 2010 11:36:00 Posted at January 13, 2010 11:36:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

And what do they have in common? People Magazine. The MiniVan’s Bible. Yay! I already mentioned in the open that People readers, purveyors of great taste, voted him their favourite host. You remember their exclusive interview  Full Story

Drama always wins

January 11, 2010 07:48:18 Posted at January 11, 2010 07:48:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lindsay Lohan. She can’t follow up a win with a win. And you’d think that, especially with so few wins in her life these days, she’d at least want to savour a rare one. Oh no. This is the Lilo. And the drama always overrides everything. Friday afternoon, the trailer for her trip to India was released. Full Story

Crack tweets and thieves

January 8, 2010 08:51:48 Posted at January 8, 2010 08:51:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy New Year Mayhem! We’re only a full week into it and Lindsay Lohan is already f-cking around. First, she broke up with her BFF. Nickname is Pooty. Real name is Patrick Audadouche, or something. This is not important. What’s important is that she accused him of stealing her leggings designs and launching his own line and he denies it and now they don’t speak anymore. Full Story

NBC f-ckery

January 8, 2010 07:40:30 Posted at January 8, 2010 07:40:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Like it’s not enough the way they pissed on, and continue to piss on, Friday Night Lights. Now it’s full tits drama over The Tonight Show. Would Jay Leno step OFF already? He announced he wanted to leave. So he left. Only NBC was worried he’d run to another network. So they undermined Conan by giving Jay a 10pm spot only to see him suck sh-t on the 10pm schedule because he’s actually up against scripted television. Full Story


January 6, 2010 08:46:23 Posted at January 6, 2010 08:46:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There was a time, in the early-ish part of the last decade, when Jennifer Lopez was as famous as one could be. But it’s 2010 now. And she can’t pass herself off as a singer anymore. And the promise of Out of Sight never really materialised. And since Selena it’s been one sh-tty movie after another. Full Story