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Celebrity bad decisions, mistakes, and Hollywood stupidity.

Jeremy Renner: craft > pay

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 21, 2015 14:12:20 October 21, 2015 14:12:20
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On Monday night it was Drake. Yesterday it was Jeremy Renner. The man’s grey turtleneck – is it a thing? Jeremy was in New York yesterday to promote a campaign he’s doing with Remy Martin Cognac. (Put a pin in that because we’re coming back to it.) You’ll recall, the Sony leak revealed that on American Hustle, Jennifer Lawrence and Amy Adams were paid less than Bradley Cooper and Jeremy Renner. Full Story

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Penis proud

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 9, 2015 18:14:47 October 9, 2015 18:14:47
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So… if you’re threatening to sue people for publishing pictures of your penis and violating your privacy (click here for a refresher), should your dad be tweeting about how proud he is of your penis? Jeremy Bieber is Justin Bieber’s father. Full Story

Matt Damon’s career in 8 minutes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 30, 2015 15:16:07 September 30, 2015 15:16:07
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Matt Damon was on The Late Late Show with James Corden last night acting out his career in 8 minutes. They opened with Good Will Hunting which, I mean, I understand, you want to open strong. But I would have moved Bourne up to the top and maybe ended with “apples”, although I’m wondering if it was more a logistical set decision and not editorial because of that sliding glass screen. Full Story

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Johnny’s hairline…and “eye contact”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 15, 2015 12:27:39 September 15, 2015 12:27:39
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Black Mass premiered at TIFF last night. Sarah’s review is coming up. But first…because it’s Johnny Depp, and there’s been so much drama about Johnny and Amber in Toronto, we’re starting there. As I mentioned in my post yesterday – click here Full Story

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Matt Damon opens mouth, world face palms

Sarah Posted by Sarah at September 15, 2015 12:04:38 September 15, 2015 12:04:38
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Matt Damon and Ben Affleck used to have a show called Project Greenlight, in which they and a panel of filmmakers chose a script and a director and set them loose with a small budget to make a movie. It aired three seasons on Bravo from 2001-2005, and the only movie I remember from it is the hilariously bad horror movie, Feast. Full Story

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Platinum Bieber

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 10, 2015 19:50:58 September 10, 2015 19:50:58
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Justin Bieber performed today on The Today Show. With some new hair. 99% of you are probably rolling your eyes. I'm in my own corner, digging the sh-t out of it. But I have a thing for platinum blonde hair, cut short on the sides, floppy on top. I was into it when Brad Pitt did it and I was into it when Jacek did this like right when we started dating. Full Story

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“Too street” to be Bond

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 1, 2015 15:14:22 September 1, 2015 15:14:22
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After #BackToHogwarts, Idris Elba is currently the biggest trending topic on Twitter at post time. It’s because Anthony Horowitz who wrote the new Bond book, Trigger Mortis, has offered his opinion to the Daily Mail on whether or not Idris Elba would be a good James Bond: “Idris Elba is a terrific actor, but I can think of other black actors who would do it better. Full Story

25 things Chris Brown wants you to know about Chris Brown

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 27, 2015 16:29:41 August 27, 2015 16:29:41
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It’s a semi-regular US Weekly feature – 25 things you didn’t know… This time the subject is Chris Brown. #24 on Chris Brown’s list is: Success or money never changed who I am as a person. Even though he’s already told you that he owns 14 Burger Kings (#5), bought his mother a $1 million home when he was 15 (#14), and made $4 million off his clothing line in the first year. Full Story

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Chrissy O’s big smiles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 25, 2015 14:32:09 August 25, 2015 14:32:09
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In today’s installment of The Chrissy O Show… She went to the gym. With a friend. One the friends who’s been talking to the tabloids? I guess that’s how you get around an NDA. As you can see, even though the paps are following her around now, and even though she’s now known around the world as Ben Affleck’s nanny-mistress, Chrissy O is still all smiles. Full Story

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There she is… Chrissy O!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 20, 2015 13:41:45 August 20, 2015 13:41:45
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Christine Ouzounian, have you missed her?  Chrissy O hasn’t been papped since last Friday. Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner however were papped over the weekend celebrating his birthday at Universal Studios and Disney World. Perhaps she laid low out of respect? Now that that’s over with though, she’s back, with gifts! Chrissy met up with a friend for sushi yesterday in LA. Full Story

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Boy Sh-t: Zayn Malik vs Calvin Harris edition

Maria Posted by Maria at August 18, 2015 17:55:31 August 18, 2015 17:55:31
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So last night, another Twitter slapfest broke out, this time between Zayn Malik and Calvin Harris. #Zaynhasnochill is frequently trending on Twitter, because since he left One Direction, Zayn has been shading everyone. He’s fought with former bandmate Louis Tomlinson (click here Full Story