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Celebrity bad decisions, mistakes, and Hollywood stupidity.

Shameless Rossum

December 18, 2009 07:49:03 Posted at December 18, 2009 07:49:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

F-CK! Hollywood rapes all good things. Emmy Rossum sugar rapes every good thing. And some assholes in Hollywood have decided to let Rossum rape Shameless. Yes. It’s an American version of the show for Showtime which will star William H Macy as the Gallagher patriarch and Emmy sodding Rossum as …FIONA. Full Story

Lilo: on India and Rihanna

December 14, 2009 08:53:46 Posted at December 14, 2009 08:53:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Crack head is back from India where she claimed to have been on a humanitarian mission with the BBC to film a documentary on child trafficking, a decision that has come under heavy criticism. The Guardian Full Story

Ha. Ha. Ha.

December 11, 2009 14:25:00 Posted at December 11, 2009 14:25:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

And this, motherf-cker, is what you call consequences.  Full Story

Please don’t encourage him

December 11, 2009 07:59:31 Posted at December 11, 2009 07:59:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Hollywood Foreign Press Association. They are feeding Pippy’s ego and worse, they are giving him encouragement to keep acting. If you’ve ever seen him in a movie, from Alpha Dog to Edison to Black Snake Moan to The Love Guru, well you know. You know that encouraging him to keep acting is a disservice to the world. Full Story

Give up Grey Goose…

December 10, 2009 18:02:16 Posted at December 10, 2009 18:02:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

For this? The caption on these photos reads: Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo promote their vodka in Hollywood, CA And it’s not like I don’t understand the value of celebrity endorsements. I get it. Of course. But what in the f-ck of the what in the what is the purpose of vodka by Nick & Vanessa? Are they marketing this for Jersey Shore? Sh-t bitches, pour that Grey Goose down the drain. Full Story

Lilo pisses on Johnny & Kate

December 7, 2009 07:38:04 Posted at December 7, 2009 07:38:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Blasphemy. They were one of the most iconic couples of the last 20 years and together, improbably, after his previous iconic coupling with Winona Ryder. Johnny Depp and Kate Moss. Painfully beautiful, painfully dramatic, too intense, too young, too photogenic, and eventually too much… But the photographs. Full Story

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20/20 promotes Chris Brown

December 7, 2009 07:21:33 Posted at December 7, 2009 07:21:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This interview can’t be characterised any other way. It was a fluff piece. Robin Roberts and 20/20 allowed Chris Brown to repeat his empty apologies without qualification, without addressing any new questions, without pressing him on anything of substance. Oh great. We get to watch his “sorry” face as they played back Rihanna’s candid segment with Diane Sawyer. Full Story

Ebola endangers the games

November 30, 2009 08:01:27 Posted at November 30, 2009 08:01:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Rich people can be so f-cking tacky. Am told by multiple sources that Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton was in Whistler this weekend, invited at the request of some wealthy f-cker to impress an even wealthier f-cker, and endangering the Olympic games in the process. We’ve only 10 weeks to go. And you know what a hit of Ebola can do. Full Story

Stay Down

November 27, 2009 08:50:07 Posted at November 27, 2009 08:50:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’m tired of telling her to sit DOWN. Every time she opens her mouth she’s asking for a sit DOWN. At this point it’s become STAY DOWN. And since she’s starved her Shelf Ass away, maybe that should be her new name. STAY DOWN Jessica Biel. It’s a new interview with The Independent Full Story

Beaters > Gays

November 26, 2009 07:10:57 Posted at November 26, 2009 07:10:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Well sh-t Good Morning America, this is wonderful. They cut Adam Lambert because they feared he might not be appropriate for morning television, but Chris Brown, that piece of sh-t who pummelled his girl … Chris Brown is totally appropriate for morning television. This is why they’re airing a taped interview with him next week AND considering a live performance, all in service of course of his new album. Full Story