Dumbass Articles

Celebrity bad decisions, mistakes, and Hollywood stupidity.

Jay Leno, Tequila, Breezy, and Heidi

January 13, 2010 11:36:00 Posted at January 13, 2010 11:36:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

And what do they have in common? People Magazine. The MiniVan’s Bible. Yay! I already mentioned in the open that People readers, purveyors of great taste, voted him their favourite host. You remember their exclusive interview  Full Story

Drama always wins

January 11, 2010 07:48:18 Posted at January 11, 2010 07:48:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lindsay Lohan. She can’t follow up a win with a win. And you’d think that, especially with so few wins in her life these days, she’d at least want to savour a rare one. Oh no. This is the Lilo. And the drama always overrides everything. Friday afternoon, the trailer for her trip to India was released. Full Story

Crack tweets and thieves

January 8, 2010 08:51:48 Posted at January 8, 2010 08:51:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy New Year Mayhem! We’re only a full week into it and Lindsay Lohan is already f-cking around. First, she broke up with her BFF. Nickname is Pooty. Real name is Patrick Audadouche, or something. This is not important. What’s important is that she accused him of stealing her leggings designs and launching his own line and he denies it and now they don’t speak anymore. Full Story

NBC f-ckery

January 8, 2010 07:40:30 Posted at January 8, 2010 07:40:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Like it’s not enough the way they pissed on, and continue to piss on, Friday Night Lights. Now it’s full tits drama over The Tonight Show. Would Jay Leno step OFF already? He announced he wanted to leave. So he left. Only NBC was worried he’d run to another network. So they undermined Conan by giving Jay a 10pm spot only to see him suck sh-t on the 10pm schedule because he’s actually up against scripted television. Full Story

Sit DOWN JLo

January 6, 2010 08:46:23 Posted at January 6, 2010 08:46:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There was a time, in the early-ish part of the last decade, when Jennifer Lopez was as famous as one could be. But it’s 2010 now. And she can’t pass herself off as a singer anymore. And the promise of Out of Sight never really materialised. And since Selena it’s been one sh-tty movie after another. Full Story

Worst of 2009: Robo Dance

December 23, 2009 10:23:22 Posted at December 23, 2009 10:23:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

For weeks she was at the dance studio, and the paps were waiting, and the publicists were whipping us all into an anticipatory frenzy – Katie Holmes to perform on So You Think You Can Dance! Then she went to Australia to film a new movie… What? Oh, so it was pre-taped. Right. Well at least she looked good. Full Story

Shameless Rossum

December 18, 2009 07:49:03 Posted at December 18, 2009 07:49:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

F-CK! Hollywood rapes all good things. Emmy Rossum sugar rapes every good thing. And some assholes in Hollywood have decided to let Rossum rape Shameless. Yes. It’s an American version of the show for Showtime which will star William H Macy as the Gallagher patriarch and Emmy sodding Rossum as …FIONA. Full Story

Lilo: on India and Rihanna

December 14, 2009 08:53:46 Posted at December 14, 2009 08:53:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Crack head is back from India where she claimed to have been on a humanitarian mission with the BBC to film a documentary on child trafficking, a decision that has come under heavy criticism. The Guardian Full Story

Ha. Ha. Ha.

December 11, 2009 14:25:00 Posted at December 11, 2009 14:25:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

And this, motherf-cker, is what you call consequences.  Full Story