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Celebrity bad decisions, mistakes, and Hollywood stupidity.

Drama always wins

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 11, 2010 07:48:18 January 11, 2010 07:48:18

Lindsay Lohan. She can’t follow up a win with a win. And you’d think that, especially with so few wins in her life these days, she’d at least want to savour a rare one. Oh no. This is the Lilo. And the drama always overrides everything. Friday afternoon, the trailer for her trip to India was released. Full Story

Crack tweets and thieves

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 8, 2010 08:51:48 January 8, 2010 08:51:48

Happy New Year Mayhem! We’re only a full week into it and Lindsay Lohan is already f-cking around. First, she broke up with her BFF. Nickname is Pooty. Real name is Patrick Audadouche, or something. This is not important. What’s important is that she accused him of stealing her leggings designs and launching his own line and he denies it and now they don’t speak anymore. Full Story

NBC f-ckery

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 8, 2010 07:40:30 January 8, 2010 07:40:30

Like it’s not enough the way they pissed on, and continue to piss on, Friday Night Lights. Now it’s full tits drama over The Tonight Show. Would Jay Leno step OFF already? He announced he wanted to leave. So he left. Only NBC was worried he’d run to another network. So they undermined Conan by giving Jay a 10pm spot only to see him suck sh-t on the 10pm schedule because he’s actually up against scripted television. Full Story

Sit DOWN JLo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 6, 2010 08:46:23 January 6, 2010 08:46:23

There was a time, in the early-ish part of the last decade, when Jennifer Lopez was as famous as one could be. But it’s 2010 now. And she can’t pass herself off as a singer anymore. And the promise of Out of Sight never really materialised. And since Selena it’s been one sh-tty movie after another. Full Story

Worst of 2009: Robo Dance

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 23, 2009 10:23:22 December 23, 2009 10:23:22

For weeks she was at the dance studio, and the paps were waiting, and the publicists were whipping us all into an anticipatory frenzy – Katie Holmes to perform on So You Think You Can Dance! Then she went to Australia to film a new movie… What? Oh, so it was pre-taped. Right. Well at least she looked good. Full Story

Shameless Rossum

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 18, 2009 07:49:03 December 18, 2009 07:49:03

F-CK! Hollywood rapes all good things. Emmy Rossum sugar rapes every good thing. And some assholes in Hollywood have decided to let Rossum rape Shameless. Yes. It’s an American version of the show for Showtime which will star William H Macy as the Gallagher patriarch and Emmy sodding Rossum as …FIONA. Full Story

Lilo: on India and Rihanna

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 14, 2009 08:53:46 December 14, 2009 08:53:46

Crack head is back from India where she claimed to have been on a humanitarian mission with the BBC to film a documentary on child trafficking, a decision that has come under heavy criticism. The Guardian Full Story

Ha. Ha. Ha.

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 11, 2009 14:25:00 December 11, 2009 14:25:00

And this, motherf-cker, is what you call consequences.  Full Story