Dumbass Articles

Celebrity bad decisions, mistakes, and Hollywood stupidity.

Take him off the list

November 19, 2009 11:30:37 Posted at November 19, 2009 11:30:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Do it. I know it’s hard, but you must. There’s horny and then there’s f-cking desperate and STUPID. And friends don’t let friends quiver for the desperate and stupid. Goodbye Mark Salling. Or… Like Chris Pine, can we shame Mark Salling into getting rid of it? Last night at the Us Weekly Hot Hollywood party, Mark Salling hooked up with Audrina Patridge. Full Story

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Behind JailBait’s jealousy…

November 18, 2009 12:37:49 Posted at November 18, 2009 12:37:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Is the end. Or the fear of the end. JailBait Miley Cyrus claims she’s not into pop music. That she’s never heard a Jay-Z song despite using Jay-Z lyrics in her biggest hit. Now she’s too good for Twilight. That’s right. Miley Cyrus, Hannah Montana, is too good for Twilight. Full Story

Country Bitch is judging you…

November 16, 2009 15:58:03 Posted at November 16, 2009 15:58:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If you live with your boyfriend. There was a story in a tabloid recently about Carrie Underwood moving in with Mike Fisher. Apparently she finds this offensive. Like Miss Religious and Demure would ever, ever do such a thing. So she decided to debunk the rumour online with a statement:"I read something recently that a certain someone and I were moving in together. Full Story

Give that lady a gold star

November 13, 2009 07:13:26 Posted at November 13, 2009 07:13:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

No, not the dumbass posing with him yesterday in New York, she needs a girl intervention more than Jessica Simpson. But the one who blasted the sh-t out of Chris Brown as he was leaving a store yesterday and it was all caught on camera. See below. Exactly. Right? This lady is a FRIEND. What’s with the support? What’s with the girls begging for a piece of his attention? Promoting an album on the back of his abused ex-girlfriend, halfhearted attempts to support victims of domestic violence, is this a piece of sh-t who deserves the adulation? People are so stupid. Full Story

Posh on Emma and Madge

November 12, 2009 16:03:34 Posted at November 12, 2009 16:03:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Victoria Beckham on the cover of Harper’s Bazaar UK. The photos are good – click here to see. In the interview, Posh, like she’s some kind of Anna Wintour, comments on style winners and style objects, giving Emma Watson her blessing as a girl she’d love to dress. Full Story

Restrain yourself

November 6, 2009 09:12:03 Posted at November 6, 2009 09:12:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If you watch this video, you will have to restrain yourself from doing bad things. Because JailBait will pour acid all over your last f-cking nerve. Dean somehow found this. And you can watch me address it on camera tonight on etalk – a behind the scenes video of Miley Cyrus first being interviewed by twins, and then by the dad, speaking in that grating voice, like, this and like that, and like, whatever, and like cool, and like nailpolish y’all. Full Story

Nipples are scary

November 6, 2009 07:24:59 Posted at November 6, 2009 07:24:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Remember yesterday Chicken Fried was all nipply in Australia? Click here for a refresher. She was free and tweaked yesterday… But this is the photo that ended up on the Us Magazine website. Can you spot the difference(s)? Fried Chicken nipples were too obscene to be posted without retouching. Full Story

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Porny prose

November 3, 2009 12:57:57 Posted at November 3, 2009 12:57:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This full moon is beaming through my window with grace. I am falling asleep encountering this intense moonlit dream. Thank God it found me. The search for the perfect sentence stops here. And what an abundance of generosity. For Jessica Simpson has gifted us with not one, but two offerings. Via Twitter Full Story

Moroccan sex

October 30, 2009 12:41:57 Posted at October 30, 2009 12:41:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Perhaps this is why Matthew Broderick can’t remember his lines. SJP is in Morocco shooting Sex & the City 2 and Dandy, who supposedly needs a lot of “me” time, has to do a little extra around the house, isn’t able to hang with his boys as much as he wants to. Full Story

She says she’s going to India…

October 27, 2009 17:55:02 Posted at October 27, 2009 17:55:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

For now. Will it actually happen? Or will another excuse come up to crack up her plans? Lindsay Lohan was at the Rock the Kasbah event last night and told reporters she’s booked for a humanitarian mission in India next month before American Thanksgiving. Apparently Dina doesn’t want her to go. Full Story