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Celebrity bad decisions, mistakes, and Hollywood stupidity.

Worst of 2009: Robo Dance

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 23, 2009 10:23:22 December 23, 2009 10:23:22

For weeks she was at the dance studio, and the paps were waiting, and the publicists were whipping us all into an anticipatory frenzy – Katie Holmes to perform on So You Think You Can Dance! Then she went to Australia to film a new movie… What? Oh, so it was pre-taped. Right. Well at least she looked good. Full Story

Shameless Rossum

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 18, 2009 07:49:03 December 18, 2009 07:49:03

F-CK! Hollywood rapes all good things. Emmy Rossum sugar rapes every good thing. And some assholes in Hollywood have decided to let Rossum rape Shameless. Yes. It’s an American version of the show for Showtime which will star William H Macy as the Gallagher patriarch and Emmy sodding Rossum as …FIONA. Full Story

Lilo: on India and Rihanna

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 14, 2009 08:53:46 December 14, 2009 08:53:46

Crack head is back from India where she claimed to have been on a humanitarian mission with the BBC to film a documentary on child trafficking, a decision that has come under heavy criticism. The Guardian Full Story

Ha. Ha. Ha.

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 11, 2009 14:25:00 December 11, 2009 14:25:00

And this, motherf-cker, is what you call consequences.  Full Story

Please don’t encourage him

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 11, 2009 07:59:31 December 11, 2009 07:59:31

The Hollywood Foreign Press Association. They are feeding Pippy’s ego and worse, they are giving him encouragement to keep acting. If you’ve ever seen him in a movie, from Alpha Dog to Edison to Black Snake Moan to The Love Guru, well you know. You know that encouraging him to keep acting is a disservice to the world. Full Story

Give up Grey Goose…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 10, 2009 18:02:16 December 10, 2009 18:02:16

For this? The caption on these photos reads: Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo promote their vodka in Hollywood, CA And it’s not like I don’t understand the value of celebrity endorsements. I get it. Of course. But what in the f-ck of the what in the what is the purpose of vodka by Nick & Vanessa? Are they marketing this for Jersey Shore? Sh-t bitches, pour that Grey Goose down the drain. Full Story

Lilo pisses on Johnny & Kate

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 7, 2009 07:38:04 December 7, 2009 07:38:04

Blasphemy. They were one of the most iconic couples of the last 20 years and together, improbably, after his previous iconic coupling with Winona Ryder. Johnny Depp and Kate Moss. Painfully beautiful, painfully dramatic, too intense, too young, too photogenic, and eventually too much… But the photographs. Full Story

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20/20 promotes Chris Brown

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 7, 2009 07:21:33 December 7, 2009 07:21:33

This interview can’t be characterised any other way. It was a fluff piece. Robin Roberts and 20/20 allowed Chris Brown to repeat his empty apologies without qualification, without addressing any new questions, without pressing him on anything of substance. Oh great. We get to watch his “sorry” face as they played back Rihanna’s candid segment with Diane Sawyer. Full Story

Ebola endangers the games

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 30, 2009 08:01:27 November 30, 2009 08:01:27

Rich people can be so f-cking tacky. Am told by multiple sources that Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton was in Whistler this weekend, invited at the request of some wealthy f-cker to impress an even wealthier f-cker, and endangering the Olympic games in the process. We’ve only 10 weeks to go. And you know what a hit of Ebola can do. Full Story