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Celebrity bad decisions, mistakes, and Hollywood stupidity.

Nipples are scary

November 6, 2009 07:24:59 Posted at November 6, 2009 07:24:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Remember yesterday Chicken Fried was all nipply in Australia? Click here for a refresher. She was free and tweaked yesterday… But this is the photo that ended up on the Us Magazine website. Can you spot the difference(s)? Fried Chicken nipples were too obscene to be posted without retouching. Full Story

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Porny prose

November 3, 2009 12:57:57 Posted at November 3, 2009 12:57:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This full moon is beaming through my window with grace. I am falling asleep encountering this intense moonlit dream. Thank God it found me. The search for the perfect sentence stops here. And what an abundance of generosity. For Jessica Simpson has gifted us with not one, but two offerings. Via Twitter Full Story

Moroccan sex

October 30, 2009 12:41:57 Posted at October 30, 2009 12:41:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Perhaps this is why Matthew Broderick can’t remember his lines. SJP is in Morocco shooting Sex & the City 2 and Dandy, who supposedly needs a lot of “me” time, has to do a little extra around the house, isn’t able to hang with his boys as much as he wants to. Full Story

She says she’s going to India…

October 27, 2009 17:55:02 Posted at October 27, 2009 17:55:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

For now. Will it actually happen? Or will another excuse come up to crack up her plans? Lindsay Lohan was at the Rock the Kasbah event last night and told reporters she’s booked for a humanitarian mission in India next month before American Thanksgiving. Apparently Dina doesn’t want her to go. Full Story

“Whatever” means sorry

October 27, 2009 12:37:29 Posted at October 27, 2009 12:37:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Thanks to Erica C for sending this along – an article written by LZ Anderson for CNN Opinion about Chris Brown who is going on tour next month as a “fan appreciation” gesture and has just released a new video, conveniently around the same time as Rihanna. Full Story

Control your brand

October 23, 2009 11:13:01 Posted at October 23, 2009 11:13:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Yo, Blackberry, what’s up with your brand police? You don’t care about prestige? I am a Blackberry user. A very, very loyal one, demonstrated by the fact that I’m on my third Blackberry of the year after my two previous Curves hated me so much they stopped working. Still… I will not break up with Blackberry, even though Blackberry seems intent on trying to force a divorce. Full Story

The world is full of TV girls…

October 20, 2009 10:21:36 Posted at October 20, 2009 10:21:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

With grand delusions. And they all believe they belong in film. Where does “TV Girl” come from? My snotty bitch Gwyneth Paltrow, of course. When Brad Pitt started dating Jennifer Aniston, she famously referred to her as “that TV girl”. And while television in recent times has provided fertile creative ground and arguably presented more challenging roles for women in entertainment, reflecting a greater diversity and range, still in Hollywood that hierarchy remains. Full Story

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I’m gloating

October 19, 2009 06:34:40 Posted at October 19, 2009 06:34:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You can click away if you can’t handle it but it’s the only joy I can find in this f-ckery of a photo series. As I first reported exclusively way back in July, JailBait Miley Cyrus was indeed offered a one day cameo on Sex & the City 2, shooting in New York last Friday with Kim Cattrall, a scene that involved Samantha Jones showing up at an event in the same ensemble. Full Story

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Tina Tonight

October 15, 2009 08:28:02 Posted at October 15, 2009 08:28:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You ready? 30 Rock is back. Tonight. Tina was at Letterman last night to promote the season premiere, charming and adorable as usual. But not as popular as she should be. I’m sure you’ve heard about the Forbes List? The top earners on prime time TV? Tyra Banks came in 1st. Tina Fey came in 7th. Full Story

You idiot

October 14, 2009 09:48:12 Posted at October 14, 2009 09:48:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

etalk has the advance pages and I’m reporting on it for the show tonight at 7pm. It’s Us Weekly’s new exclusive: Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer. For the third time. Apparently she can’t get enough. Apparently he has some kind of power urine hold on her and she can’t quit the taste. Full Story

Thumbs > Posh

October 14, 2009 08:37:12 Posted at October 14, 2009 08:37:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Mr Armani is done with the Beckhams. As you’ve probably heard, that Euro Cheese Cristiano Ronaldo will replace David as the ass of the line, and now comes word the poor man’s Jolie, Megan Fox, is taking over from Victoria. Posh is thinking “but I’m thinner than she is”. Full Story