Dumbass Articles

Celebrity bad decisions, mistakes, and Hollywood stupidity.

Ebola endangers the games

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 30, 2009 08:01:27 November 30, 2009 08:01:27

Rich people can be so f-cking tacky. Am told by multiple sources that Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton was in Whistler this weekend, invited at the request of some wealthy f-cker to impress an even wealthier f-cker, and endangering the Olympic games in the process. We’ve only 10 weeks to go. And you know what a hit of Ebola can do. Full Story

Stay Down

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 27, 2009 08:50:07 November 27, 2009 08:50:07

I’m tired of telling her to sit DOWN. Every time she opens her mouth she’s asking for a sit DOWN. At this point it’s become STAY DOWN. And since she’s starved her Shelf Ass away, maybe that should be her new name. STAY DOWN Jessica Biel. It’s a new interview with The Independent Full Story

Beaters > Gays

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 26, 2009 07:10:57 November 26, 2009 07:10:57

Well sh-t Good Morning America, this is wonderful. They cut Adam Lambert because they feared he might not be appropriate for morning television, but Chris Brown, that piece of sh-t who pummelled his girl … Chris Brown is totally appropriate for morning television. This is why they’re airing a taped interview with him next week AND considering a live performance, all in service of course of his new album. Full Story

Bashing Adam

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 25, 2009 12:25:00 November 25, 2009 12:25:00

As mentioned yesterday, I don’t watch American Idol. So I didn’t give a sh-t about Adam Lambert until they started ragging on him for his AMA performance. Good Morning America scratched him yesterday, today it was a performance on The Early Show, and then this article on the MiniVan’s favourite People.com Full Story

Jizz Wolf and the Gay

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 24, 2009 11:20:00 November 24, 2009 11:20:00

I don’t watch American Idol. So my knowledge of Adam Lambert is mainly from skimming articles. I do know that Lambert, an adult, closed the American Music Awards on Sunday and writhed about not unlike the way Chicken Fried Britney and underageJailBait Miley have done in their own shows. Performance Art. Full Story

Selling to the hoarders

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 24, 2009 08:35:26 November 24, 2009 08:35:26

My friend Laura, the one with the Robert Pattinson problem, she also has a major fixation on hoarders. It’s her favourite episode of Oprah. I’ve never seen it but I feel like I have because Laura tells me about it all the time. She’s obsessed. Indeed it is fascinating how people are addicted to accumulating. Full Story

It’s not the fall…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 23, 2009 08:00:02 November 23, 2009 08:00:02

The fall actually made her relevant for 5 seconds. No, Jennifer Lopez’s massive suck at the AMAs had nothing to do with the fall. The fall happens. They perform, they slip, they fall. Beyonce falls. Madonna falls. They all fall. Snarking on the fall is too easy. It’s like a fart joke, no art to it whatsoever. Full Story

Take him off the list

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 19, 2009 11:30:37 November 19, 2009 11:30:37

Do it. I know it’s hard, but you must. There’s horny and then there’s f-cking desperate and STUPID. And friends don’t let friends quiver for the desperate and stupid. Goodbye Mark Salling. Or… Like Chris Pine, can we shame Mark Salling into getting rid of it? Last night at the Us Weekly Hot Hollywood party, Mark Salling hooked up with Audrina Patridge. Full Story

View All 8 Photos

Behind JailBait’s jealousy…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 18, 2009 12:37:49 November 18, 2009 12:37:49

Is the end. Or the fear of the end. JailBait Miley Cyrus claims she’s not into pop music. That she’s never heard a Jay-Z song despite using Jay-Z lyrics in her biggest hit. Now she’s too good for Twilight. That’s right. Miley Cyrus, Hannah Montana, is too good for Twilight. Full Story

Country Bitch is judging you…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 16, 2009 15:58:03 November 16, 2009 15:58:03

If you live with your boyfriend. There was a story in a tabloid recently about Carrie Underwood moving in with Mike Fisher. Apparently she finds this offensive. Like Miss Religious and Demure would ever, ever do such a thing. So she decided to debunk the rumour online with a statement:"I read something recently that a certain someone and I were moving in together. Full Story

Give that lady a gold star

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 13, 2009 07:13:26 November 13, 2009 07:13:26

No, not the dumbass posing with him yesterday in New York, she needs a girl intervention more than Jessica Simpson. But the one who blasted the sh-t out of Chris Brown as he was leaving a store yesterday and it was all caught on camera. See below. Exactly. Right? This lady is a FRIEND. What’s with the support? What’s with the girls begging for a piece of his attention? Promoting an album on the back of his abused ex-girlfriend, halfhearted attempts to support victims of domestic violence, is this a piece of sh-t who deserves the adulation? People are so stupid. Full Story