Dumbass Articles

Celebrity bad decisions, mistakes, and Hollywood stupidity.

Restrain yourself

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 6, 2009 09:12:03 November 6, 2009 09:12:03

If you watch this video, you will have to restrain yourself from doing bad things. Because JailBait will pour acid all over your last f-cking nerve. Dean somehow found this. And you can watch me address it on camera tonight on etalk – a behind the scenes video of Miley Cyrus first being interviewed by twins, and then by the dad, speaking in that grating voice, like, this and like that, and like, whatever, and like cool, and like nailpolish y’all. Full Story

Nipples are scary

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 6, 2009 07:24:59 November 6, 2009 07:24:59

Remember yesterday Chicken Fried was all nipply in Australia? Click here for a refresher. She was free and tweaked yesterday… But this is the photo that ended up on the Us Magazine website. Can you spot the difference(s)? Fried Chicken nipples were too obscene to be posted without retouching. Full Story

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Porny prose

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 3, 2009 12:57:57 November 3, 2009 12:57:57

This full moon is beaming through my window with grace. I am falling asleep encountering this intense moonlit dream. Thank God it found me. The search for the perfect sentence stops here. And what an abundance of generosity. For Jessica Simpson has gifted us with not one, but two offerings. Via Twitter Full Story

Moroccan sex

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 30, 2009 12:41:57 October 30, 2009 12:41:57

Perhaps this is why Matthew Broderick can’t remember his lines. SJP is in Morocco shooting Sex & the City 2 and Dandy, who supposedly needs a lot of “me” time, has to do a little extra around the house, isn’t able to hang with his boys as much as he wants to. Full Story

She says she’s going to India…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 27, 2009 17:55:02 October 27, 2009 17:55:02

For now. Will it actually happen? Or will another excuse come up to crack up her plans? Lindsay Lohan was at the Rock the Kasbah event last night and told reporters she’s booked for a humanitarian mission in India next month before American Thanksgiving. Apparently Dina doesn’t want her to go. Full Story

“Whatever” means sorry

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 27, 2009 12:37:29 October 27, 2009 12:37:29

Thanks to Erica C for sending this along – an article written by LZ Anderson for CNN Opinion about Chris Brown who is going on tour next month as a “fan appreciation” gesture and has just released a new video, conveniently around the same time as Rihanna. Full Story

Control your brand

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 23, 2009 11:13:01 October 23, 2009 11:13:01

Yo, Blackberry, what’s up with your brand police? You don’t care about prestige? I am a Blackberry user. A very, very loyal one, demonstrated by the fact that I’m on my third Blackberry of the year after my two previous Curves hated me so much they stopped working. Still… I will not break up with Blackberry, even though Blackberry seems intent on trying to force a divorce. Full Story

The world is full of TV girls…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 20, 2009 10:21:36 October 20, 2009 10:21:36

With grand delusions. And they all believe they belong in film. Where does “TV Girl” come from? My snotty bitch Gwyneth Paltrow, of course. When Brad Pitt started dating Jennifer Aniston, she famously referred to her as “that TV girl”. And while television in recent times has provided fertile creative ground and arguably presented more challenging roles for women in entertainment, reflecting a greater diversity and range, still in Hollywood that hierarchy remains. Full Story

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I’m gloating

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 19, 2009 06:34:40 October 19, 2009 06:34:40

You can click away if you can’t handle it but it’s the only joy I can find in this f-ckery of a photo series. As I first reported exclusively way back in July, JailBait Miley Cyrus was indeed offered a one day cameo on Sex & the City 2, shooting in New York last Friday with Kim Cattrall, a scene that involved Samantha Jones showing up at an event in the same ensemble. Full Story

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Tina Tonight

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 15, 2009 08:28:02 October 15, 2009 08:28:02

You ready? 30 Rock is back. Tonight. Tina was at Letterman last night to promote the season premiere, charming and adorable as usual. But not as popular as she should be. I’m sure you’ve heard about the Forbes List? The top earners on prime time TV? Tyra Banks came in 1st. Tina Fey came in 7th. Full Story