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Celebrity bad decisions, mistakes, and Hollywood stupidity.

They deserve better

October 9, 2009 06:42:31 Posted at October 9, 2009 06:42:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Maybe not Granny Freeze, she probably loves the fakery, but the other three for sure, for sure they deserve better. This is the cover of the November issue of Vogue. F-cking HORRID. You would think they were shot at different times and spliced together. Actually no. They were all present at the shoot, they did indeed pose in a group, and somehow Anna Wintour ended up with this mess. Full Story

Double Freebie Gorgessity

October 8, 2009 07:48:33 Posted at October 8, 2009 07:48:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jacek will have difficulty focusing today. Two members of his Freebie Five went out last night. Together. Crazy combination of gorgessity. Sick. At the American Ballet Theatre Fall 2009 Gala, Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis arrived arm in arm, co-stars and new BFFs working together on Black Swan currently shooting in New York. Full Story

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October 7, 2009 13:01:00 Posted at October 7, 2009 13:01:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Media outlets today received this in their inboxes. Me too! It’s a press release. About Dina Lohan. See below: Contact Josie Z DINA LOHAN, ONE OF THE WORLD'S MOST FAMOUS MOTHERS TO ANNOUNCE HER OWN DESIGNER SHOELINE ''SHOE-HAN'' AND BECOME NATIONAL SPOKESMODEL AT NEWS CONFERENCE ON THURS OCT 8TH-2pm NYC ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dina Lohan, diva and star of the hit E! show "Living Lohan," as well as mother to actress and starlet Lindsay, will be holding a major press conference and media reception on Thursday October, 8th at 2pm at Trump Plaza, 725 5th Avenue, Floor 21, Marc Fisher showroom, to announce a creation of her new own shoe line, "Shoe-han'' as well as becoming a national spokesmodel for the popular LoveMyShoes. Full Story

Money GOOP

October 1, 2009 09:01:56 Posted at October 1, 2009 09:01:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin are supposedly renovating their London home. Making it bigger. Like Madonna did. They bought the place next door and are smashing the two together for one giant GOOP nest. UK gossips estimate that by the end of it they’ll have spent over $10 million on improvements alone. Full Story

JailBait dance moves

September 24, 2009 11:19:32 Posted at September 24, 2009 11:19:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Miley Cyrus played the Honda Centre in Anaheim last night. Check out the young man grooving behind her. Good wholesome entertainment! The Cyrus Family would probably tell you that God created the crotch grab and that Jesus wanted her to stick her ass right up into it. Hey, when I was 16, sex was the only subject on my mind too. Full Story

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She totally hates them

September 22, 2009 09:16:09 Posted at September 22, 2009 09:16:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

JailBait Miley Cyrus was photographed by the paps after lunch with her friend yesterday. Doesn’t she look like she hates the paps so much? They are vile, reprehensible creatures! This, you see, is the message she tried to convey on her Twitter Full Story

Life without Daisy

September 22, 2009 07:57:15 Posted at September 22, 2009 07:57:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’m not trashing Jessica Simpson for losing her dog. She might be dumb as f-ck with poor taste in men, pathetic and sad and stylistically challenged, but when it comes to the death of Daisy, I’m not jumping on the hate train with Martha Stewart and so many others, especially when she’s grieving a tragedy, no matter if it was preventable. Full Story

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GOOPy bitchface!

September 18, 2009 11:31:00 Posted at September 18, 2009 11:31:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

GOOP the newsletter took a month off because it’s really exhausting telling people how to live. GOOP packed up the kids and went touring with Chris Martin and Coldplay. She’s kept a very low profile all summer. Last time we saw her she was in Barcelona. Full Story

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Dictionary of the Stupid Generation

September 18, 2009 07:14:08 Posted at September 18, 2009 07:14:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In Jane Bussman’s The Worst Date Ever (which you MUST read if you haven’t already) she calls it The Golden Age of Stupid, a generation of twats and toffs with no discernable personality, skill, or, for that matter, ability to communicate. This is the generation that is currently raping the word DIVA. Full Story

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Lainey’s ShameF-ck Got Some Shameful Tats

September 15, 2009 06:48:00 Posted at September 15, 2009 06:48:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My friends and I occasionally play the game of “If I were to get a tattoo, it would be a…” I once made the mistake of saying I wanted a mermaid tattoo, to which I was laughed right out of the room. I blame Madison for that one. I mean, seeing Darryl Hannah unfurl her tail in that bathtub scene in Splash had me re-enacting that for weeks. Full Story