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Celebrity bad decisions, mistakes, and Hollywood stupidity.

You idiot

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 14, 2009 09:48:12 October 14, 2009 09:48:12

etalk has the advance pages and I’m reporting on it for the show tonight at 7pm. It’s Us Weekly’s new exclusive: Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer. For the third time. Apparently she can’t get enough. Apparently he has some kind of power urine hold on her and she can’t quit the taste. Full Story

Thumbs > Posh

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 14, 2009 08:37:12 October 14, 2009 08:37:12

Mr Armani is done with the Beckhams. As you’ve probably heard, that Euro Cheese Cristiano Ronaldo will replace David as the ass of the line, and now comes word the poor man’s Jolie, Megan Fox, is taking over from Victoria. Posh is thinking “but I’m thinner than she is”. Full Story

They deserve better

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 9, 2009 06:42:31 October 9, 2009 06:42:31

Maybe not Granny Freeze, she probably loves the fakery, but the other three for sure, for sure they deserve better. This is the cover of the November issue of Vogue. F-cking HORRID. You would think they were shot at different times and spliced together. Actually no. They were all present at the shoot, they did indeed pose in a group, and somehow Anna Wintour ended up with this mess. Full Story

Double Freebie Gorgessity

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 8, 2009 07:48:33 October 8, 2009 07:48:33

Jacek will have difficulty focusing today. Two members of his Freebie Five went out last night. Together. Crazy combination of gorgessity. Sick. At the American Ballet Theatre Fall 2009 Gala, Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis arrived arm in arm, co-stars and new BFFs working together on Black Swan currently shooting in New York. Full Story

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Shoe-Han!!!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 7, 2009 13:01:00 October 7, 2009 13:01:00

Media outlets today received this in their inboxes. Me too! It’s a press release. About Dina Lohan. See below: Contact Josie Z DINA LOHAN, ONE OF THE WORLD'S MOST FAMOUS MOTHERS TO ANNOUNCE HER OWN DESIGNER SHOELINE ''SHOE-HAN'' AND BECOME NATIONAL SPOKESMODEL AT NEWS CONFERENCE ON THURS OCT 8TH-2pm NYC ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dina Lohan, diva and star of the hit E! show "Living Lohan," as well as mother to actress and starlet Lindsay, will be holding a major press conference and media reception on Thursday October, 8th at 2pm at Trump Plaza, 725 5th Avenue, Floor 21, Marc Fisher showroom, to announce a creation of her new own shoe line, "Shoe-han'' as well as becoming a national spokesmodel for the popular LoveMyShoes. Full Story

Money GOOP

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 1, 2009 09:01:56 October 1, 2009 09:01:56

Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin are supposedly renovating their London home. Making it bigger. Like Madonna did. They bought the place next door and are smashing the two together for one giant GOOP nest. UK gossips estimate that by the end of it they’ll have spent over $10 million on improvements alone. Full Story

JailBait dance moves

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 24, 2009 11:19:32 September 24, 2009 11:19:32

Miley Cyrus played the Honda Centre in Anaheim last night. Check out the young man grooving behind her. Good wholesome entertainment! The Cyrus Family would probably tell you that God created the crotch grab and that Jesus wanted her to stick her ass right up into it. Hey, when I was 16, sex was the only subject on my mind too. Full Story

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She totally hates them

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 22, 2009 09:16:09 September 22, 2009 09:16:09

JailBait Miley Cyrus was photographed by the paps after lunch with her friend yesterday. Doesn’t she look like she hates the paps so much? They are vile, reprehensible creatures! This, you see, is the message she tried to convey on her Twitter Full Story

Life without Daisy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 22, 2009 07:57:15 September 22, 2009 07:57:15

I’m not trashing Jessica Simpson for losing her dog. She might be dumb as f-ck with poor taste in men, pathetic and sad and stylistically challenged, but when it comes to the death of Daisy, I’m not jumping on the hate train with Martha Stewart and so many others, especially when she’s grieving a tragedy, no matter if it was preventable. Full Story

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