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Celebrity bad decisions, mistakes, and Hollywood stupidity.

Softball with Larry King

August 27, 2009 12:32:00 Posted at August 27, 2009 12:32:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As expected, CNN has confirmed that Larry King sat down with Chris Brown for an interview that will air on September 2nd. E! reports that “it was a no-holds-barred chat during which Brown answered every question put to him. Full Story

Oh Rumey, shut your ass

August 26, 2009 13:21:00 Posted at August 26, 2009 13:21:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Asstalking is sweeping the continent. This time it’s my Rumer Willis. Rumey has managed to nail down a few roles here and there. Suddenly it’s gone to her head, and now she’s insisting that her 3 famous parents have nothing to do with her success. That she is getting jobs on talent and not on connection. Full Story

His yellow heart is so depressed

August 26, 2009 08:11:35 Posted at August 26, 2009 08:11:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As you know, Chris Brown was sentenced yesterday for beating the sh-t out of his girlfriend although if you clicked on People.com this morning you could have assumed that Rihanna deserved this. Anyway, on the same day he was sentenced, a “depressed” Chris Brown also put in some time at the recording studio. Full Story

Porny the judge

August 17, 2009 08:09:38 Posted at August 17, 2009 08:09:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Page Six is reporting that Jessica Simpson’s pimp father Joe has been campaigning on behalf of his daughter to replace Paula Abdul’s vacated seat at the judge’s table on American Idol. Full Story

Robo sells at Maxfield?

August 14, 2009 11:24:49 Posted at August 14, 2009 11:24:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

…the f-ck??? For those who’ve never been to Maxfield in West Hollywood… Super ultra luxe. Like crazy crazy luxe. I once became obsessed with a Rick Owens jacket there and Jacek told me I could jump up his ass because it would have meant not making our car payments for 6 months. Maxfield is a store filled with beautiful things. Full Story

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Heidi Porn

August 13, 2009 10:10:00 Posted at August 13, 2009 10:10:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I don’t like writing about these two twats but today it must be done. Because you are still watching The Hills. And it needs to stop. As you probably know, Heidi Montag Pratt covers this month’s issue of Playboy posing with dirt smeared all over her and her mouth open like she’s ready to receive Spencer’s douche dick communion at a moment’s notice. Full Story

JailBait loveache

August 11, 2009 16:35:47 Posted at August 11, 2009 16:35:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You know this generation. Nothing happens unless it happens online. Profound, emotional, relationship discussions happen online. You hookup on Facebook, you breakup over text. And you discuss your breakup on Twitter. This is how JailBait rolls. Miley Cyrus and her loser ass 20 year old off/on boyfriend Justin Gaston are evidently having love troubles. Full Story

Raisin’ ‘em right

August 11, 2009 11:40:25 Posted at August 11, 2009 11:40:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Yes yes y’all. After daddy took over and they sorted her out, Chicken Fried now has full access to her booboos. And how are they doing? Well according to Gatecrasher Full Story

Spittle figures it out

August 7, 2009 10:44:50 Posted at August 7, 2009 10:44:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She’s boring. Had to laugh when I saw these photos. Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler on set in New York and Spittle is yawning…because, as my mother would say, being with her it’s so f-cking dow Full Story

Geriatric and a beater

August 4, 2009 11:01:09 Posted at August 4, 2009 11:01:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Chris Brown apparently gets formally sentenced tomorrow. After that, Radar is reporting he’ll be talking to Larry King as his handlers are arranging it so that he can “get his apology across without facing brutal questioning. Full Story

Another child to pimp

August 3, 2009 13:09:00 Posted at August 3, 2009 13:09:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ever heard of DJ AC? Ugh. The A is for Ali. As in 40 year old Ali Lohan. The C is for Cody, her younger brother, who is now her DJ partner. They’re to “perform” on the 1s and 2s on August 15th at MegaJam in Long Island. Or something. Dina Lohan is so proud. It’s the reason she had so many kids. Full Story