Dumbass Articles

Celebrity bad decisions, mistakes, and Hollywood stupidity.

Porny just in time

June 26, 2009 12:09:42 Posted at June 26, 2009 12:09:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh Porny! We need you! Especially since Mimi is hiding her cheese. It’s Jessica Simpson in New York last night looking surprisingly very well put together with Ken Paves and some other friends heading out for a boat cruise. We saw Ken Paves last week at the MMVAs to style Kim Kardashian and Lady Gaga. Full Story

Please let this fail quickly

June 23, 2009 14:03:42 Posted at June 23, 2009 14:03:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I know Lainey refuses to talk about this trash but I’ve got the floor this afternoon so too bad… Us is reporting that experts predict a slow decline for Jon and Kate. Apparently ratings have been falling steadily as is, and now that the clowns have announced that they’re going to split, producers will be hard pressed to figure out how to transition the show into something new that reaches a new audience. Full Story

Sienna self sabotage

June 22, 2009 12:55:30 Posted at June 22, 2009 12:55:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They’d supposedly broken up – Sienna Miller and Balthazar Getty – and this was a good thing. By her standards she was keeping a relatively low profile, staying out of trouble, and not stumbling out of clubs with married men. Sienna also looks great in the trailers from G.I. Joe. Not bad as a badass. Full Story

Princess AssTalk keeps her job

June 19, 2009 16:30:26 Posted at June 19, 2009 16:30:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It was reported earlier this week that TR Knight will not be returning to Grey’s Anatomy. Many wondered if his ungrateful asstalking f-cking hag of a bestie Katherine Heigl would be following him out the door, seeing as she’s considered – ugh! – a movie star now. People.com Full Story

Bad movie titles happen

June 18, 2009 11:52:42 Posted at June 18, 2009 11:52:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jennifer Aniston's upcoming movie with Aaron Eckhart is called Love Happens. Terrible title. At one point it was Travelling. Much better. Not sure why the change. Because the MiniVan Majority responds to this sh-t? Lame. And, judging from the trailer, the film pretty much reflects the title. Once again, she plays the same character. Full Story

Le Karl losing his touch?

June 12, 2009 12:29:54 Posted at June 12, 2009 12:29:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There was a rumour circulating last week that Karl Lagerfeld was being replaced at Chanel. Obviously a major development. The rumour was swiftly debunked. Karl is still perched in place… But at 75, maybe Karl – blasphemy! – is losing his touch? It’s not possible. Full Story

GOOPy calls him William

June 11, 2009 11:02:00 Posted at June 11, 2009 11:02:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s Thursday. It’s GOOP day! Unfortunately this week’s GOOP is all about recipes. Cookie recipes. Boring. Also unfortunate, for her that is, careless staff. At the bottom of the newsletter that was sent out, you’ll note they’re still waiting for next week’s copy. And this is not the first time. Full Story

Dumb & Indignant

June 10, 2009 07:14:17 Posted at June 10, 2009 07:14:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A terrible combination. So you’ve heard about what the Alba Demon did in Oklahoma City, right? Stupid bitch gleefully slapped shark posters all over the place – posters with no text, no explanation, in the hopes that somehow this would raise awareness about …the great white shark population? Their mating habits? That they’re overhunted by greedy Asians? We don’t know! Because it doesn’t say! The worst part though is that it turns out that the Demon used one of the posters to partially cover a United Way billboard. Full Story

Chris Pine bails out

June 3, 2009 17:35:08 Posted at June 3, 2009 17:35:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He was universally ridiculed when word leaked that he was dating Audrina Patridge. Kinda like John Mayer and Jessica Simpson… only worse. Which is why he shamefacedly skipped the carpet at the Movie Awards on Sunday. ShameFace is the worst with cameras around. And now Hollyscoop Full Story

All Hills look the same

June 1, 2009 07:17:08 Posted at June 1, 2009 07:17:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Viewership for The Hills has been steadily declining. Maybe it’s because they’re full of plastic sh-t. Maybe it’s because they’re all starting to look the same. California girls. Now that Audrina Patridge has lightened her hair, they’re all becoming one giant blonde Hill: long wavy hair, tanned, leggy, dumb. Full Story

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