Dumbass Articles

Celebrity bad decisions, mistakes, and Hollywood stupidity.

He doesn’t ask for much

May 21, 2009 09:01:24 Posted at May 21, 2009 09:01:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Just a set of fake cans. Long legs to wrap around his waist. And nothing in the way of conversation. Makes sense. After all, wouldn’t call Chris Pine the most cerebral of stars. And he’s in no danger of earning that reputation now, especially since, according to the new issue of Us Weekly, he’s dating Audrina Patridge. Full Story

Kevin Federline > Lindsay Lohan

May 11, 2009 13:02:56 Posted at May 11, 2009 13:02:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lilo and her mother keep insisting that she “works so hard”. At what? It’s a mystery. This is Lindsay with her homeschooled in other words no-schooled sister out shopping the other day. What else do they do? Movies? No movies. Lilo claims there’s a movie planned but so far, everyone else is making movies except for her. Full Story

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Fence sitting Brooke

May 11, 2009 12:10:00 Posted at May 11, 2009 12:10:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last week, after Kiefer Sutherland decided to smash his head up against another dude’s face causing injury – in defence of Brooke Shields – a statement was released on her behalf that effectively sold him out. At the time, she supposedly announced via her publicists that she’d no idea why Kiefer would have reacted that way and that Jack McCollough, the victim of the headbutt, did nothing wrong. Full Story

Style > Sight

May 11, 2009 10:09:31 Posted at May 11, 2009 10:09:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s Vanessa Hudgens at the Diesel men’s fragrance launch the other night in LA. Still have no idea what we’re supposed to do with her. Now also have no idea how she sees. Am old. Don’t understand the kids these days. Have a look at Vanessa’s thick fringe covering her eyes. Full Story

View from my room

May 8, 2009 16:07:00 Posted at May 8, 2009 16:07:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Not that anyone comes to Vegas for the room view, but mine is particularly horrendous. This is who I woke up to. Have a great weekend!    Full Story

Pillpopper backtrack

May 8, 2009 11:35:32 Posted at May 8, 2009 11:35:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Earlier this week, Paula Abdul made headlines for an interview with Ladies Home Journal during which she allegedly admitted, finally, to being addicted to prescription pills for chronic back pain and had to detox in rehab – revealing she could have killed herself the withdrawal sucked so hard. Needless to say, it came as no surprise. Full Story

Her kind of man

May 7, 2009 16:15:46 Posted at May 7, 2009 16:15:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Megan Fox covers the new issue of Elle and reveals that she’s not interested in guys in their 20s because she’s too articulate for them: “Robert Pattinson and Zac – they’re just too pretty with the big hair and the suits. And Rob is, what, 22? Zac is 21? That’s a joke. Full Story

Does he need money?

May 7, 2009 10:45:00 Posted at May 7, 2009 10:45:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Like most bitches, I love being right. But I want to be wrong so badly this time. Next year I hope to wrong. I hope to eat every word written below. I truly, truly wish for this. Oh James McAvoy. Laura and I were discussing it this morning. Per Variety Full Story

Those legs again

April 27, 2009 11:42:30 Posted at April 27, 2009 11:42:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Zac Efron in Germany to promote his box office topping 17 Again. LipGloss brought his signature hair mop and also those legs – those mangly blendered legs cocked in several angles and directions at once… is this the stance of the Modern Man? Since when did boys start imitating Ebola Hilton’s red carpet pose? This is disgusting to me. Full Story

JailBait tests your self control

April 27, 2009 06:39:49 Posted at April 27, 2009 06:39:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Only Emmy Rossum makes me feel this violent. It’s wrong – of course it is. I KNOW. But I challenge you. I challenge you to watch JailBait Miley Cyrus on Jonathan Ross last Friday, in London to promote Hannah Montana, and come out the other side without wanting to slap her beat-me mouth. Full Story

How long before they break up?

April 23, 2009 10:28:39 Posted at April 23, 2009 10:28:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If they really were friends, Lindsay Lohan and Natalie Portman, they likely won’t be for long after Lilo namedropped Natalie Portman today as her new bestie on Ellen. Random, right? She was talking about her really great friends. All of a sudden she announced Natalie has been “there for me through everything” as if by association, because of Natalie Portman, people will want to hire her for movies again. Full Story