Dumbass Articles

Celebrity bad decisions, mistakes, and Hollywood stupidity.

View from my room

May 8, 2009 16:07:00 Posted at May 8, 2009 16:07:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Not that anyone comes to Vegas for the room view, but mine is particularly horrendous. This is who I woke up to. Have a great weekend!    Full Story

Pillpopper backtrack

May 8, 2009 11:35:32 Posted at May 8, 2009 11:35:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Earlier this week, Paula Abdul made headlines for an interview with Ladies Home Journal during which she allegedly admitted, finally, to being addicted to prescription pills for chronic back pain and had to detox in rehab – revealing she could have killed herself the withdrawal sucked so hard. Needless to say, it came as no surprise. Full Story

Her kind of man

May 7, 2009 16:15:46 Posted at May 7, 2009 16:15:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Megan Fox covers the new issue of Elle and reveals that she’s not interested in guys in their 20s because she’s too articulate for them: “Robert Pattinson and Zac – they’re just too pretty with the big hair and the suits. And Rob is, what, 22? Zac is 21? That’s a joke. Full Story

Does he need money?

May 7, 2009 10:45:00 Posted at May 7, 2009 10:45:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Like most bitches, I love being right. But I want to be wrong so badly this time. Next year I hope to wrong. I hope to eat every word written below. I truly, truly wish for this. Oh James McAvoy. Laura and I were discussing it this morning. Per Variety Full Story

Those legs again

April 27, 2009 11:42:30 Posted at April 27, 2009 11:42:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Zac Efron in Germany to promote his box office topping 17 Again. LipGloss brought his signature hair mop and also those legs – those mangly blendered legs cocked in several angles and directions at once… is this the stance of the Modern Man? Since when did boys start imitating Ebola Hilton’s red carpet pose? This is disgusting to me. Full Story

JailBait tests your self control

April 27, 2009 06:39:49 Posted at April 27, 2009 06:39:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Only Emmy Rossum makes me feel this violent. It’s wrong – of course it is. I KNOW. But I challenge you. I challenge you to watch JailBait Miley Cyrus on Jonathan Ross last Friday, in London to promote Hannah Montana, and come out the other side without wanting to slap her beat-me mouth. Full Story

How long before they break up?

April 23, 2009 10:28:39 Posted at April 23, 2009 10:28:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If they really were friends, Lindsay Lohan and Natalie Portman, they likely won’t be for long after Lilo namedropped Natalie Portman today as her new bestie on Ellen. Random, right? She was talking about her really great friends. All of a sudden she announced Natalie has been “there for me through everything” as if by association, because of Natalie Portman, people will want to hire her for movies again. Full Story

GOOPy’s one “fat” friend

April 23, 2009 08:02:23 Posted at April 23, 2009 08:02:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s Mario Batali. They went to Spain together and he claims she eats a lot of his food. No doubt, Mario is heavy. And you know the GOOP. Being heavy is unacceptable. Reports Page Six:"Mario is the only fat friend she has, and wants him to change. Full Story

Lilo on Ellen

April 23, 2009 06:41:00 Posted at April 23, 2009 06:41:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Her interview airs today, was taped yesterday. Here she is with Ali on her way there. Ellen Degeneres, as you would expect, was very sympathetic, having been through her own public breakup with Anne Heche several years ago. A few snippets have been released prior to the show – not a bad PR move for someone who has nothing to promote, and an entire to career to salvage. Full Story

She’s fallen and she can’t give up the gym

April 21, 2009 08:56:06 Posted at April 21, 2009 08:56:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hell no. Healing time is less important than staying thin. Who? Madonna, of course. Madge’s trainer, Tracy Anderson – the one who’s opening a gym in New York with Gwyneth Paltrow but they can’t find members – showed up at the Smart Cookie Awards the other night and told People.com Full Story

No Chicken Fried for a Good Christian

April 16, 2009 14:26:20 Posted at April 16, 2009 14:26:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s my favourite quote of the week. Chicken Fried Britney is supposedly carrying on with one of her dancers. He’s hot. His name is Chase. For me it was between Chase, Justin, and George but Darren wanted Chase and a good hag is a giver. Britney probably wouldn’t be so generous. Her father hates the fact that she’s been flirting so hard with him. Full Story