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Celebrity bad decisions, mistakes, and Hollywood stupidity.

Does he need money?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2009 10:45:00 May 7, 2009 10:45:00

Like most bitches, I love being right. But I want to be wrong so badly this time. Next year I hope to wrong. I hope to eat every word written below. I truly, truly wish for this. Oh James McAvoy. Laura and I were discussing it this morning. Per Variety Full Story

Those legs again

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 27, 2009 11:42:30 April 27, 2009 11:42:30

Zac Efron in Germany to promote his box office topping 17 Again. LipGloss brought his signature hair mop and also those legs – those mangly blendered legs cocked in several angles and directions at once… is this the stance of the Modern Man? Since when did boys start imitating Ebola Hilton’s red carpet pose? This is disgusting to me. Full Story

JailBait tests your self control

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 27, 2009 06:39:49 April 27, 2009 06:39:49

Only Emmy Rossum makes me feel this violent. It’s wrong – of course it is. I KNOW. But I challenge you. I challenge you to watch JailBait Miley Cyrus on Jonathan Ross last Friday, in London to promote Hannah Montana, and come out the other side without wanting to slap her beat-me mouth. Full Story

How long before they break up?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2009 10:28:39 April 23, 2009 10:28:39

If they really were friends, Lindsay Lohan and Natalie Portman, they likely won’t be for long after Lilo namedropped Natalie Portman today as her new bestie on Ellen. Random, right? She was talking about her really great friends. All of a sudden she announced Natalie has been “there for me through everything” as if by association, because of Natalie Portman, people will want to hire her for movies again. Full Story

GOOPy’s one “fat” friend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2009 08:02:23 April 23, 2009 08:02:23

It’s Mario Batali. They went to Spain together and he claims she eats a lot of his food. No doubt, Mario is heavy. And you know the GOOP. Being heavy is unacceptable. Reports Page Six:"Mario is the only fat friend she has, and wants him to change. Full Story

Lilo on Ellen

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2009 06:41:00 April 23, 2009 06:41:00

Her interview airs today, was taped yesterday. Here she is with Ali on her way there. Ellen Degeneres, as you would expect, was very sympathetic, having been through her own public breakup with Anne Heche several years ago. A few snippets have been released prior to the show – not a bad PR move for someone who has nothing to promote, and an entire to career to salvage. Full Story

She’s fallen and she can’t give up the gym

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 21, 2009 08:56:06 April 21, 2009 08:56:06

Hell no. Healing time is less important than staying thin. Who? Madonna, of course. Madge’s trainer, Tracy Anderson – the one who’s opening a gym in New York with Gwyneth Paltrow but they can’t find members – showed up at the Smart Cookie Awards the other night and told People.com Full Story

No Chicken Fried for a Good Christian

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 16, 2009 14:26:20 April 16, 2009 14:26:20

It’s my favourite quote of the week. Chicken Fried Britney is supposedly carrying on with one of her dancers. He’s hot. His name is Chase. For me it was between Chase, Justin, and George but Darren wanted Chase and a good hag is a giver. Britney probably wouldn’t be so generous. Her father hates the fact that she’s been flirting so hard with him. Full Story

Little Edie for a year

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 13, 2009 10:05:00 April 13, 2009 10:05:00

Something like that. Drew Barrymore claims she got all method and sh-t to play Little Edie in HBO’s Grey Gardens premiering on Saturday. Am watching the screener tonight. So nervous. Hope it doesn’t suck… Anyway, this is Drew working her Little Edie in New York today to sell it on the talk show circuit. Full Story

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Porny emerges cruise-bound

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 13, 2009 07:13:04 April 13, 2009 07:13:04

She’s maintained a very low profile since completing her country tour. But with the confirmation last week that she’d been dumped by her country label, yet another Fail notch on her Fail Bait, it was time to show face and stick her chin up and out. Never let them know you’re down. Which is why Papa Joe dragged Porny’s ass out to Beso the other night for a family dinner. Full Story

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Own your own GOOP!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2009 09:44:45 April 9, 2009 09:44:45

It’s Thursday GOOP Day! And this time – thankfully – it’s not about recipes or raising children. This week, it’s about clothes! Click here for the latest newsletter. Gwyneth Paltrow’s spring recommendations. Full Story