Dumbass Articles

Celebrity bad decisions, mistakes, and Hollywood stupidity.

Give this man the Pulitzer

April 6, 2009 11:34:56 Posted at April 6, 2009 11:34:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He deserves it. You didn’t give a sh*t when it was reported that Mickey Rourke was nailing Bai Ling. But her publicist has taken it upon himself to clear up the rumours, like we’re talking about the Brange. Not only that, he’s written a f-cking masterpiece Full Story

ACM fussy bitch

April 6, 2009 06:37:13 Posted at April 6, 2009 06:37:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last night at the Academy of Country Music Awards, Tim McGraw was scheduled to perform but bailed at the 11th hour over what was called by his publicists a “major disagreement” with the show’s producers. Ew.com is reporting Full Story

Where was your mother last night?

April 3, 2009 07:45:09 Posted at April 3, 2009 07:45:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My mother was at home. She’s been at home for 2 days recovering from surgery, driving us crazy. My dad in particular. Because he’s there. At least with me, I have the phone as a buffer. Recovery means no casino. Recovery also means no mahjong. No casino and no mahjong means she’s bored. Full Story

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ShoWest gives it away

April 3, 2009 06:50:00 Posted at April 3, 2009 06:50:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last night in Vegas at the closing gala, it was like they gave out awards for simply showing up. How else can you explain why Audrina fecking Partridge took home a trophy??? And my Rumey too. And you know me. I am a Rumer Willis apologist. And she did look great. But calling her, along with Audrina, and 4 other tarts from a movie called Sorority Row (!!!), the Female Stars of Tomorrow is a slap in the face to someone like Rachel McAdams who was named Female Star of the Year (more on Rachel later). Full Story

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LipGloss ruined my tuna sub

April 2, 2009 11:41:01 Posted at April 2, 2009 11:41:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Was halfway through my tuna sub. Starving. On honey oat with mozzarella cheese, green peppers, tomatoes, cukes, black olives, pickles, and mustard, pepper no salt. Yum. Until this… LipGloss Zac Efron’s wax figure unveiling at Madame Tussaud’s today surrounded by tweens hoping it’ll come to life. Full Story

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Violence is wrong

March 30, 2009 14:35:11 Posted at March 30, 2009 14:35:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Of course it is. I know this. Totally. But don’t lie. Don’t lie because I won’t believe you. You, like me, you want to punch her, don’t you? In the mouth. A punch in her beat-me mouth, I know you want to. Doesn’t mean you WILL but it doesn’t change the fact that you WANT to. Full Story

Smut Math

March 27, 2009 12:55:06 Posted at March 27, 2009 12:55:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A problem to solve. Or a problem with no answer? Please explain to me... Who or what is the target clientele for David Arquette’s new clothing line propr? It launched at Kitson last night. KITSON! Where random items are tossed in bins and sold for $500! So that’s his price point??? Just. Full Story

No Situation for a year and a day

March 27, 2009 11:59:44 Posted at March 27, 2009 11:59:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I know... He says stupid sh-t and does stupid sh-t and he’s isn’t always the best example but I’m not calling him a role model, I’m just saying he’s hot and T.I. has been sentenced to prison for a year and a day on illegal weapons charges although he says if you don’t understand his situation – not to be confused with his Situation – don’t judge him for trying to buy a machine gun. Full Story

Bey… please!

March 26, 2009 06:51:45 Posted at March 26, 2009 06:51:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Remember these photos? Taken a few weeks ago, Beyonce on the set of a new concert video in a Thierry Mugler gown – not the most flattering. We all know, B has a crazy body. But even the craziest bodies can be disrespected by poor choices. Still…she’s looked worse. Whenever her mother dresses her she looks worse. Full Story

Lilo TV Girl

March 26, 2009 06:41:00 Posted at March 26, 2009 06:41:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What’s worse… Straight to DVD or straight to TV, then DVD? This is Lindsay Lohan’s career. Give it up for Dina’s favourite word : Justice! Access Hollywood is reporting Full Story

Oscar-nominated delusions

March 25, 2009 09:32:45 Posted at March 25, 2009 09:32:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You’ve heard by now about the exclusive interview Lindsay Lohan granted E! She let the crack talk the entire time. How else can you explain it? As you’d expect, Lilo blames you, me, everyone else for her career failures. Of course. Because Dina Lohan didn’t teach her about accountability, despite Lindsay’s insistence that her parents encouraged good values: With everything that's gone on with my family, my parents still taught us how to have tact, class, respect for others and how to follow our dreams and never change who we are for anyone or anything. Full Story