Dumbass Articles

Celebrity bad decisions, mistakes, and Hollywood stupidity.

LipGloss ruined my tuna sub

April 2, 2009 11:41:01 Posted at April 2, 2009 11:41:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Was halfway through my tuna sub. Starving. On honey oat with mozzarella cheese, green peppers, tomatoes, cukes, black olives, pickles, and mustard, pepper no salt. Yum. Until this… LipGloss Zac Efron’s wax figure unveiling at Madame Tussaud’s today surrounded by tweens hoping it’ll come to life. Full Story

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Violence is wrong

March 30, 2009 14:35:11 Posted at March 30, 2009 14:35:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Of course it is. I know this. Totally. But don’t lie. Don’t lie because I won’t believe you. You, like me, you want to punch her, don’t you? In the mouth. A punch in her beat-me mouth, I know you want to. Doesn’t mean you WILL but it doesn’t change the fact that you WANT to. Full Story

Smut Math

March 27, 2009 12:55:06 Posted at March 27, 2009 12:55:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A problem to solve. Or a problem with no answer? Please explain to me... Who or what is the target clientele for David Arquette’s new clothing line propr? It launched at Kitson last night. KITSON! Where random items are tossed in bins and sold for $500! So that’s his price point??? Just. Full Story

No Situation for a year and a day

March 27, 2009 11:59:44 Posted at March 27, 2009 11:59:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I know... He says stupid sh-t and does stupid sh-t and he’s isn’t always the best example but I’m not calling him a role model, I’m just saying he’s hot and T.I. has been sentenced to prison for a year and a day on illegal weapons charges although he says if you don’t understand his situation – not to be confused with his Situation – don’t judge him for trying to buy a machine gun. Full Story

Bey… please!

March 26, 2009 06:51:45 Posted at March 26, 2009 06:51:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Remember these photos? Taken a few weeks ago, Beyonce on the set of a new concert video in a Thierry Mugler gown – not the most flattering. We all know, B has a crazy body. But even the craziest bodies can be disrespected by poor choices. Still…she’s looked worse. Whenever her mother dresses her she looks worse. Full Story

Lilo TV Girl

March 26, 2009 06:41:00 Posted at March 26, 2009 06:41:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What’s worse… Straight to DVD or straight to TV, then DVD? This is Lindsay Lohan’s career. Give it up for Dina’s favourite word : Justice! Access Hollywood is reporting Full Story

Oscar-nominated delusions

March 25, 2009 09:32:45 Posted at March 25, 2009 09:32:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You’ve heard by now about the exclusive interview Lindsay Lohan granted E! She let the crack talk the entire time. How else can you explain it? As you’d expect, Lilo blames you, me, everyone else for her career failures. Of course. Because Dina Lohan didn’t teach her about accountability, despite Lindsay’s insistence that her parents encouraged good values: With everything that's gone on with my family, my parents still taught us how to have tact, class, respect for others and how to follow our dreams and never change who we are for anyone or anything. Full Story

True 2009

March 25, 2009 09:14:00 Posted at March 25, 2009 09:14:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The economy is in the sh-ts. People are poor. Even rich people are poor. Spandau Ballet is getting back together, oh lawd. Dumb, but True. Heh. That song plays in every Chinese restaurant in the world. You’d think they would be taking it to the bank over and over again in royalties, non? Evidently not. Full Story

King and Queen of TV B-List

March 25, 2009 07:15:49 Posted at March 25, 2009 07:15:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

At some event last night called the TV Guide Sexiest Stars Party… Needless to say, it didn’t get beyond B-List on the guest list, which is why Eva Longoria was treated like Angelina Jolie. Please. In all fairness though, given what they were working with – some Kardashians and several Dancing Sh-t cast members – Eva probably was the queen of the night, what with her soap opera Ken Paves hairstyle and some dress that looks recycled because even she knew it was a slow Tuesday in Hollywood. Full Story

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Twitter for some, not for others

March 23, 2009 16:22:24 Posted at March 23, 2009 16:22:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ashton Kutcher posted this photo of his wife Demi Moore in her skivvies on his Twitter the other day. This coming from a couple that regularly protests what they call the intrusiveness of the paps and the tabloids into their lives. Then again, you know celebrities, they excel at hypocrisy. And Ashton loves Twitter. Full Story

Twilight Bitchface!

March 19, 2009 10:11:25 Posted at March 19, 2009 10:11:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

See? And you know I love her for it! Kristen has been promoting Adventureland. Promotion means junkets. Junkets consist of outlet after outlet filing in for 5 minute sessions asking questions about the movie to air on their respective programs. It's supposed to look like a real conversation in the most contrived of circumstances. Full Story