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Celebrity bad decisions, mistakes, and Hollywood stupidity.

Is that the only reason?

March 11, 2009 08:46:08 Posted at March 11, 2009 08:46:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

JailBait Miley Cyrus is currently on some kind of promotional tour – book, movie, virginity – and was on the radio yesterday with Detroit’s Mojo in the Morning on WKQI when she was asked when she and that f-cking 20 year old loser she’s dating Justin Gaston are moving in together. Full Story

Princess AssTalk = Clooney?

March 10, 2009 07:48:56 Posted at March 10, 2009 07:48:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Bitch… please. As if. I don’t watch Grey’s Anatomy anymore because Denny died. Like 3 years ago. But Denny won’t go away. Ugh. SPOILER ALERT – For those of you who are still gnashing your teeth through the sh-t at Seattle Grace however you’re probably aware that Izzie is sick or something. Full Story

Midlife Madonna designs for douches

March 6, 2009 07:33:44 Posted at March 6, 2009 07:33:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You know I love her. And I will defend her to the end. Almost the end. Against Guy Ritchie’s leaks, against the misogyny of the UK papers, I will defend her right to show off her body, to date younger as long as its legal, Madge and I we disagree over her obsessive workout regimen and what she does to her face but for the most part, I am a follower. Full Story

You wish bitch

March 4, 2009 11:35:55 Posted at March 4, 2009 11:35:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Glamour Magazine this month is all about American icons. This is why Sheila Weller tried to convince us that Katie Holmes would be one one day. Dumb. But that’s only the beginning of the blasphemy. Full Story

Radiohead hates JailBait!

March 4, 2009 08:42:05 Posted at March 4, 2009 08:42:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

YES. Of course. Thom Yorke rarely disappoints. So JailBait Miley Cyrus dropped in for a radio interview the other day. Typical obnoxious 16 yr old she had to make sure everyone knew she was texting Nick Jonas, her ex boyfriend, and that her current boyfriend, that f-cking loser Justin Gaston, would be jealous. Full Story

Dickless Usher

March 4, 2009 07:21:53 Posted at March 4, 2009 07:21:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

No balls either. Usher earned some respect yesterday when his comments on the Chris Brown/Rihanna situation were released. Specifically addressing the pictures showing Breezy jet skiing and cavorting in Miami a few days ago, Usher criticised:"I'm a little disappointed in this photo. After the other photo [of Rihanna's bruised face posted by TMZ]? C'mon, Chris. Full Story

Ari on trial

February 26, 2009 02:51:55 Posted at February 26, 2009 02:51:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is Jeremy Piven in Beverly Hills the other day picking up a few items at Barneys. Perhaps a new suit for his trial? Piven is expected in New York today at an Actors’ Equity committee hearing over his Speed-the-Plow debacle. Full Story

Spirit stripes and prunes!

February 21, 2009 19:40:01 Posted at February 21, 2009 19:40:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

At the Spirit Awards – both Cameron Diaz and Michelle Williams in stripes. Love the colours of Cam’s… but is dress maybe a bit too long? Am all over her current hair shade. Apparently she had problems pronouncing Synecdoche during the event. Not crazy about Michelle’s dress. Full Story

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February 21, 2009 15:45:00 Posted at February 21, 2009 15:45:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This bitch has no sense. It’s Jennifer Love Hewitt. Apparently today is her 30th birthday. She celebrated by calling up the paps, getting dressed up as Audrey Hepburn, and driving over to Tiffany & Co to reenact Breakfast at Tiffany’s. ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? FONTRUM*: Feeling embarrassment for someone that doesn't have enough common sense to feel the embarrassment that they should be feeling for themselves for their actions. Full Story

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Mischa = Tori

February 20, 2009 12:48:57 Posted at February 20, 2009 12:48:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s almost the same dress, non? Tori’s in green, Mischa’s in purple, although sure, Mischa Barton is better looking. But again, most people are, with the exception of Donatella Versace. This post however is not about the assness of KFed Jr’s wife. This post is about the assness of the girl who broke my arm. Full Story