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Celebrity bad decisions, mistakes, and Hollywood stupidity.

No Situation for a year and a day

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 27, 2009 11:59:44 March 27, 2009 11:59:44

I know... He says stupid sh-t and does stupid sh-t and he’s isn’t always the best example but I’m not calling him a role model, I’m just saying he’s hot and T.I. has been sentenced to prison for a year and a day on illegal weapons charges although he says if you don’t understand his situation – not to be confused with his Situation – don’t judge him for trying to buy a machine gun. Full Story

Bey… please!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 26, 2009 06:51:45 March 26, 2009 06:51:45

Remember these photos? Taken a few weeks ago, Beyonce on the set of a new concert video in a Thierry Mugler gown – not the most flattering. We all know, B has a crazy body. But even the craziest bodies can be disrespected by poor choices. Still…she’s looked worse. Whenever her mother dresses her she looks worse. Full Story

Lilo TV Girl

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 26, 2009 06:41:00 March 26, 2009 06:41:00

What’s worse… Straight to DVD or straight to TV, then DVD? This is Lindsay Lohan’s career. Give it up for Dina’s favourite word : Justice! Access Hollywood is reporting Full Story

Oscar-nominated delusions

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 25, 2009 09:32:45 March 25, 2009 09:32:45

You’ve heard by now about the exclusive interview Lindsay Lohan granted E! She let the crack talk the entire time. How else can you explain it? As you’d expect, Lilo blames you, me, everyone else for her career failures. Of course. Because Dina Lohan didn’t teach her about accountability, despite Lindsay’s insistence that her parents encouraged good values: With everything that's gone on with my family, my parents still taught us how to have tact, class, respect for others and how to follow our dreams and never change who we are for anyone or anything. Full Story

True 2009

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 25, 2009 09:14:00 March 25, 2009 09:14:00

The economy is in the sh-ts. People are poor. Even rich people are poor. Spandau Ballet is getting back together, oh lawd. Dumb, but True. Heh. That song plays in every Chinese restaurant in the world. You’d think they would be taking it to the bank over and over again in royalties, non? Evidently not. Full Story

King and Queen of TV B-List

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 25, 2009 07:15:49 March 25, 2009 07:15:49

At some event last night called the TV Guide Sexiest Stars Party… Needless to say, it didn’t get beyond B-List on the guest list, which is why Eva Longoria was treated like Angelina Jolie. Please. In all fairness though, given what they were working with – some Kardashians and several Dancing Sh-t cast members – Eva probably was the queen of the night, what with her soap opera Ken Paves hairstyle and some dress that looks recycled because even she knew it was a slow Tuesday in Hollywood. Full Story

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Twitter for some, not for others

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 23, 2009 16:22:24 March 23, 2009 16:22:24

Ashton Kutcher posted this photo of his wife Demi Moore in her skivvies on his Twitter the other day. This coming from a couple that regularly protests what they call the intrusiveness of the paps and the tabloids into their lives. Then again, you know celebrities, they excel at hypocrisy. And Ashton loves Twitter. Full Story

Twilight Bitchface!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 19, 2009 10:11:25 March 19, 2009 10:11:25

See? And you know I love her for it! Kristen has been promoting Adventureland. Promotion means junkets. Junkets consist of outlet after outlet filing in for 5 minute sessions asking questions about the movie to air on their respective programs. It's supposed to look like a real conversation in the most contrived of circumstances. Full Story

Country Bitch through security

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 18, 2009 15:32:07 March 18, 2009 15:32:07

If I ever went through airport screening with my shades on, some security bitch would have my ass on the ground with my knees behind my back faster than you can say Carrie Underwood has an attitude problem. Celebrities have it so easy. Carrie Underwood absolutely can’t go through security without her sunglasses on, hell no. Full Story

Movie Star is still a bitch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 17, 2009 11:43:00 March 17, 2009 11:43:00

Oh goody. It’s way more fun when the truly famous stars are the bitches. Last night, Julia Roberts and that sexy, sexy, SEXY fine ass beast Clive Owen were in New York for the premiere of Duplicity. Roger Friedman was on the press line, was angling to speak with her. Full Story

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GOOPy’s low membership

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 16, 2009 08:47:35 March 16, 2009 08:47:35

GOOP subscription is doing very well – and many of you can vouch for this. Gwyneth Paltrow’s other project, however, is reportedly not thriving. At all. As you know, G is opening a gym in New York with her trainer Tracy Anderson –the woman responsible for “revolutionising” her body, and Madonna’s too – with the promise that ordinary civilians can also get Gwyneth’s gams for the bargain price of $4,500 (initiation) and several hundred dollars a month. Full Story