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Celebrity bad decisions, mistakes, and Hollywood stupidity.

Oscar-nominated delusions

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 25, 2009 09:32:45 March 25, 2009 09:32:45

You’ve heard by now about the exclusive interview Lindsay Lohan granted E! She let the crack talk the entire time. How else can you explain it? As you’d expect, Lilo blames you, me, everyone else for her career failures. Of course. Because Dina Lohan didn’t teach her about accountability, despite Lindsay’s insistence that her parents encouraged good values: With everything that's gone on with my family, my parents still taught us how to have tact, class, respect for others and how to follow our dreams and never change who we are for anyone or anything. Full Story

True 2009

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 25, 2009 09:14:00 March 25, 2009 09:14:00

The economy is in the sh-ts. People are poor. Even rich people are poor. Spandau Ballet is getting back together, oh lawd. Dumb, but True. Heh. That song plays in every Chinese restaurant in the world. You’d think they would be taking it to the bank over and over again in royalties, non? Evidently not. Full Story

King and Queen of TV B-List

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 25, 2009 07:15:49 March 25, 2009 07:15:49

At some event last night called the TV Guide Sexiest Stars Party… Needless to say, it didn’t get beyond B-List on the guest list, which is why Eva Longoria was treated like Angelina Jolie. Please. In all fairness though, given what they were working with – some Kardashians and several Dancing Sh-t cast members – Eva probably was the queen of the night, what with her soap opera Ken Paves hairstyle and some dress that looks recycled because even she knew it was a slow Tuesday in Hollywood. Full Story

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Twitter for some, not for others

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 23, 2009 16:22:24 March 23, 2009 16:22:24

Ashton Kutcher posted this photo of his wife Demi Moore in her skivvies on his Twitter the other day. This coming from a couple that regularly protests what they call the intrusiveness of the paps and the tabloids into their lives. Then again, you know celebrities, they excel at hypocrisy. And Ashton loves Twitter. Full Story

Twilight Bitchface!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 19, 2009 10:11:25 March 19, 2009 10:11:25

See? And you know I love her for it! Kristen has been promoting Adventureland. Promotion means junkets. Junkets consist of outlet after outlet filing in for 5 minute sessions asking questions about the movie to air on their respective programs. It's supposed to look like a real conversation in the most contrived of circumstances. Full Story

Country Bitch through security

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 18, 2009 15:32:07 March 18, 2009 15:32:07

If I ever went through airport screening with my shades on, some security bitch would have my ass on the ground with my knees behind my back faster than you can say Carrie Underwood has an attitude problem. Celebrities have it so easy. Carrie Underwood absolutely can’t go through security without her sunglasses on, hell no. Full Story

GOOPy’s low membership

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 16, 2009 08:47:35 March 16, 2009 08:47:35

GOOP subscription is doing very well – and many of you can vouch for this. Gwyneth Paltrow’s other project, however, is reportedly not thriving. At all. As you know, G is opening a gym in New York with her trainer Tracy Anderson –the woman responsible for “revolutionising” her body, and Madonna’s too – with the promise that ordinary civilians can also get Gwyneth’s gams for the bargain price of $4,500 (initiation) and several hundred dollars a month. Full Story

Twilight: so long…for now

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 13, 2009 17:10:00 March 13, 2009 17:10:00

It was a week of pre-production: photo shoots, rehearsals, costume, camera work, meetings, whatever it is that actors do… Last night several cast members went out for dinner including Kristen Stewart and of course Nikki Reed, Jackson Rathbone, and Rachelle Lefevre and Edi Gathegi. Robert Pattinson was not with them. Full Story

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Friday Night Bentley

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 13, 2009 14:28:43 March 13, 2009 14:28:43

Ugh. Size 2 Jennifer Love Hewitt today showing off her new Bentley. “Love” as they call her is the star of a show called Ghost Whisperer that airs on Friday Nights, a modest ratings winner on a night that’s hard to win. For several seasons now. Ghost Whisperer. They watch Ghost Whisperer. Full Story

GOOPy gladiator booties

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 13, 2009 07:42:00 March 13, 2009 07:42:00

Last year around this time, my Gwyneth started rocking every Iron Man red carpet in 6 inch crazy heels. Soon after they started selling out everywhere. She’s since been credited with making them the Must. GOOPy has a shoe thing. Today in London, wearing a black trench and bare legs, G stepped out in a brand new pair of nude gladiator booties with … a built-in sock? Definitely not for the MiniVan, hell no. Full Story

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