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Celebrity bad decisions, mistakes, and Hollywood stupidity.

Spirit stripes and prunes!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 21, 2009 19:40:01 February 21, 2009 19:40:01

At the Spirit Awards – both Cameron Diaz and Michelle Williams in stripes. Love the colours of Cam’s… but is dress maybe a bit too long? Am all over her current hair shade. Apparently she had problems pronouncing Synecdoche during the event. Not crazy about Michelle’s dress. Full Story

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YOU EMBARRASS US

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 21, 2009 15:45:00 February 21, 2009 15:45:00

This bitch has no sense. It’s Jennifer Love Hewitt. Apparently today is her 30th birthday. She celebrated by calling up the paps, getting dressed up as Audrey Hepburn, and driving over to Tiffany & Co to reenact Breakfast at Tiffany’s. ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? FONTRUM*: Feeling embarrassment for someone that doesn't have enough common sense to feel the embarrassment that they should be feeling for themselves for their actions. Full Story

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Mischa = Tori

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 20, 2009 12:48:57 February 20, 2009 12:48:57

It’s almost the same dress, non? Tori’s in green, Mischa’s in purple, although sure, Mischa Barton is better looking. But again, most people are, with the exception of Donatella Versace. This post however is not about the assness of KFed Jr’s wife. This post is about the assness of the girl who broke my arm. Full Story

Celebrity Dumbass: Debra Messing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 18, 2009 12:42:17 February 18, 2009 12:42:17

Last night at the Costume Designer’s Guild Awards in Beverly Hills. She’s wearing a f-cking tiara! A TIARA! Sure, it’s the Costume Designer’s Guild. But it’s also Debra Messing. Who the hell are you? Well, actually, she’s fresh out of work. The Starter Wife was cancelled last week. Full Story

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The lies they tell her

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 12, 2009 12:57:00 February 12, 2009 12:57:00

Porny arrived in NYC yesterday in advance of her show at Madison Square Garden where she’s opening for Rascal Flatts. TMZ has just posted this video of Jessica being asked by the paps if she thinks she’ll be well received in New York. Full Story

Celebrity Dumbass

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 11, 2009 08:39:20 February 11, 2009 08:39:20

See? It could totally be a daily feature. And it could feature Hot Harry on a Horse every f-cking day. Because, as we know, he is the loose cannon, the blundering spare. Last time it was the army video. This time he’s hating on black people. According to comedian Stephen K Amos, who performed at Prince Charles’s 60th birthday celebration in November, Harry was trying to be funny when he said to him: You don’t sound like a black chap. Full Story

Celebrity Dumbass

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 10, 2009 12:26:44 February 10, 2009 12:26:44

This could be a daily feature. Today’s installment includes Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore, and Scarlett Johansson. Let’s start with the sanctimonious husband and wife. Ashton has taken to Twitter and posted a video on his page that is supposed to illustrate how difficult it is to “navigate” through the sea of paps waiting to harass them at the airport yesterday en route to Germany. Full Story

The Best Kind of Apology

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 10, 2009 11:17:18 February 10, 2009 11:17:18

Take two. JailBait was told by Disney after pressure from Asian advocacy groups to rewrite her apology because the first time wasn’t good enough. In this climate, no one wants to piss off investors. It always comes down to money, non? So anyway, Miley Cyrus posted another message on her blog: "I want to thank all of my fans for their support not only this week, but always! I really wanted to stress how sorry I am if the photo of me with my friends offended anyone. Full Story

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They don’t read, they can’t write

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 5, 2009 11:22:25 February 5, 2009 11:22:25

Many of you have emailed for reaction re: this photo of JailBail Miley Cyrus making slanty Asian eyes with her friends. Her birth name was Destiny Hope and she was raised by a hillbilly and pimped out to Hollywood – what did you expect? Ignorant dumbass. While we’re on the subject though – sort of – can we go back to the news anchors and journalists who are incapable of saying an “ethnic” sounding name like Blagojevich? He recently compared himself to Mandela and Ghandi. Full Story

I love you all over again

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 3, 2009 08:04:31 February 3, 2009 08:04:31

Hate the Gwyneth who’s sickly sweet and MiniVan sucky. Love the Gwyneth who doesn’t give a sh-t that you hate her because she knows that your hate means she still matters. Worship the Gwyneth who believes she’s better than you and looks for every opportunity to prove it. Yesterday I posted the cover of the March issue of UK Elle. Full Story

Keep the shoes on

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 30, 2009 06:38:36 January 30, 2009 06:38:36

Still tacky as sh-t but definitely an improvement on her diaper jeans from the chili fair – this is Porny performing in Charlottesville, Virginia yesterday in leather pants and a black blazer. But then she took her shoes off. And the sight of a woman, in leather pants and bare feet…it’s just so low classy, non? It’s just so f-cking base. Full Story