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Celebrity bad decisions, mistakes, and Hollywood stupidity.

Punk ass demode

January 27, 2009 13:36:05 Posted at January 27, 2009 13:36:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s Avril Lavigne, punk ass little bitch in perpetuity, on set of a photo shoot yesterday appealing to 14 year olds. Avril is now 24. And this is her curse. She has not evolved with her fan base. Even Britney has evolved with her fan base. Or vice versa. Britney’s fan base aged with her, they followed her. Full Story

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Michael Cera sucks

January 26, 2009 11:59:33 Posted at January 26, 2009 11:59:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

And there is no pleasure in saying this. Because he’s supposed to be a sweet kid…when he’s not flailing his ego about and pissing on the movie version of the tv show that made him. But it’s true. Michael Cera’s Paper Heart ate it at Sundance. Touted as one of the most highly anticipated films at the film festival, Paper Heart ended up falling flat. Full Story

Listening Michael Cera?

January 22, 2009 06:46:00 Posted at January 22, 2009 06:46:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Multiple sources are reporting that George Clooney, no longer ungrateful, is indeed returning to ER to commemorate the show’s final season. According to People George will shoot his scenes on a closed set – word is it’s happening today and tomorrow – though no official confirmation has been provided. Full Story

Ugh. Why?

January 22, 2009 06:32:50 Posted at January 22, 2009 06:32:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Apparently there will be a sequel. Another Sex & the City movie. Us Weekly is reporting that while contracts have yet to be signed, it’s simply a formality – for all intents and purposes, all four women are on board, and have accepted their financial deals, with each earning pay raises to come back. Full Story

Alba & Ebola

January 21, 2009 12:46:19 Posted at January 21, 2009 12:46:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oscar nominations are to be announced early tomorrow morning. And I’ll be putting out a sex tape with Colin Farrell (yeah Duana, come and get it) before Jessica Alba and Ebola Hilton hear their names announced by the Academy. They do however share a dubious distinction. Both the Alba Cow and Ebola have been nominated for Razzies – in other words, they starred in the WORST films of the year. Full Story

Alba B*tch is a bully

January 21, 2009 07:04:41 Posted at January 21, 2009 07:04:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As you know, Jessica Alba is all, like, socially involved now, claiming to have actively campaigned among Latino voters for the Obama campaign, even though not even two years ago, she did not want to be called Latina. These days though, Alba has a new image to sell. She’s a mother, she an “actor”, she doesn’t want to be known as a “body”, not unless you pay her to star in your ad campaign for Campari. Full Story

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Sh-t on the sidewalk

January 19, 2009 06:42:32 Posted at January 19, 2009 06:42:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Was at Sundance 2 years ago. It was super fun. Because, like all super fun trips, the company made the difference. Laura and I had the best time hating on the poseurs. No doubt, Sundance attracts major stars. Absolutely. But among all the film festivals, Sundance is also the worst for poseurs. Maybe it’s a geographical thing. Full Story

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Mom comes to help

January 15, 2009 16:26:00 Posted at January 15, 2009 16:26:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ben Affleck is on preschool pick up duty. Oh Violet. This child. I love her and I don’t even know her... which totally sounds f-cked up and creepy but that pretty much defines celebrity child obsession these days anyway. The Chosen One Shiloh Jolie-Pitt has more magazine covers than the entire cast of Friday Night Lights! As for adoring Violet… it’s just because she’s so happy. Full Story

Why him?

January 15, 2009 08:57:52 Posted at January 15, 2009 08:57:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s not like he’s the new Jack Nicholson. And he’s ass too look at so… Why Brendan Fraser? Don’t get it. It was announced yesterday that Fraser has been cast alongside Harrison Ford in a new medical movie based on Pulitzer prize winning book The Cure. Full Story

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Is this a man?

January 14, 2009 07:30:39 Posted at January 14, 2009 07:30:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Debatable. His name is Brian Austin Green. You know him better as David Silver. He spent most of the 90s making out with Tori Spelling…remember him? Oh yeah…him. Brian Austin Green is engaged to Megan Fox, a man in his 30s desperately hanging on to his young break out girl who is trying to cope with outgrowing him. Full Story

Ten months to go

January 13, 2009 06:55:31 Posted at January 13, 2009 06:55:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Anne Hathaway was on the January cover, now Blake Lively has been chosen for February… Victoria Beckham only has 10 more tries this year for US Vogue. Oh shame. Blake Lively > Victoria Beckham? Indeed. Blake Lively who? Exactly! Any self respecting fan of Gossip Girl knows this is an unworthy choice. Full Story