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Celebrity bad decisions, mistakes, and Hollywood stupidity.

No work, more parties

December 3, 2008 11:54:13 Posted at December 3, 2008 11:54:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As I mentioned earlier in the Kristen Stewart post, am told that Lindsay Lohan was supposedly quite desperate for the Joan Jett part that Kristen has just confirmed. In other words, still no roles for Lilo. Which means more paid parties with Samantha Ronson. The two went shopping the other day at Dior, then this morning, Lilo was spotted at LAX, presumably catching a flight to Toronto where Sam is booked to DJ at The Courthouse tonight. Full Story

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Old Bat off her rocker

December 2, 2008 07:34:00 Posted at December 2, 2008 07:34:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In what universe is Frank Langella more fascinating than Tina Fey??? Who? Frank Langella. Who? Exactly. With all due respect, as he is a fine actor, Frank’s predicted Oscar “win” for Frost/Nixon is nothing if not premature. And, let’s be honest, he has that “bad man” face. Full Story

No eating disorder at the Geminis

December 1, 2008 06:22:00 Posted at December 1, 2008 06:22:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Thank you for all of your emails re: Shenae Grimes at the Gemini Awards, all of you with remarks similar to the following: From Thomas T: Did you happen to see Shenae Grimes appearance at the Geminis? The poor girl definitely appeared to be more wired than a renovation done by Mike Holmes. She was practically vibrating. Full Story

Suck makes a movie

November 27, 2008 07:38:00 Posted at November 27, 2008 07:38:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If you only do one thing today, make it this. I wrote yesterday about Diddy’s ridiculous new ad for his ridiculous new men’s fragrance I Am Fail. Turns out he directed a movie that accompanies the poster as part of the campaign which is so appalling and yet so amazing it’s like Airplane: every time you watch it, there’s something else to laugh at. Full Story

You Are Douche

November 26, 2008 10:15:43 Posted at November 26, 2008 10:15:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is Diddy in a new ad for his new fragrance I Am King that will be plastered in Times Square. I Am King? No! You Are Douche. You Are SUCK. Oh, and it gets worse. Much worse. When describing the ad, Diddy offered these enlightening words: "When you see Barack Obama, you see a strong, elegant black man and when people see my ad, it's almost like that's the trend. Full Story

Sh*tty writing and no lesbians = great ratings!

November 21, 2008 15:35:00 Posted at November 21, 2008 15:35:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I haven’t watched Grey’s Anatomy since they killed off the lesbian story to kowtow to the MiniVan Majority. Clearly I’m in the minority. And the MiniVan always wins, continuing the recent trend and perpetuating what’s becoming the truth: Good taste is dead. But bad taste makes more money. Full Story

The Crown Prince of AssTalk

November 17, 2008 12:10:49 Posted at November 17, 2008 12:10:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Katherine Heigl is the Princess. And who is her Prince? Prince. Or the artist formerly known as… or whatever we’re supposed to be calling himself these days. Up until 2 hours ago, I adored him. Would have gone to bed with him. And then, this new interview Full Story

Marriage is easy

November 17, 2008 09:31:59 Posted at November 17, 2008 09:31:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It must be, right? Only way to explain why so many of them are marrying. And SO young too. Dating, you see, is apparently dead.Hello, I love you, let’s get married… This is the modern relationship. Next in line for engagement, marriage, then divorce is Kelly Osbourne. She’s been dating a model called Luke Worrall for 6 months and photographed with an engagement ring on her finger. Full Story

Posh can’t top this???

November 11, 2008 14:54:00 Posted at November 11, 2008 14:54:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What does Victoria Beckham want more than anything in life? More than anything, Victoria Beckham wants, needs, dreams of, salivates over, is begging for a US Vogue cover. And that amazing bitch Anna Wintour won’t give her one. So can you imagine what Posh must be thinking? Today of all days when she sees the magazine’s December cover featuring a less than ideal looking Jennifer Aniston? The sun is catching up to the face, non? Poor Posh is probably punishing herself over this. Full Story

Twitchy and coloured

November 11, 2008 08:07:10 Posted at November 11, 2008 08:07:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s Lilo on Access Hollywood with Maria Menounos promoting her leggings line and talking about the election…because it’s so important what Lindsay Lohan thinks about the election? Well… Actually… Many people are convinced that in this clip she calls Obama the first “coloured” president. Full Story

What to wear to a luncheon

November 10, 2008 08:34:13 Posted at November 10, 2008 08:34:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Saturday afternoon at the Beverly Wilshire for the Lupus LA Hollywood Bag Ladies Luncheon… Luncheon. This is what Mischa Barton decided to pull out of the closet – a page right out of Kate Beckinsale’s Overdressing Handbook. Since she broke my arm in Cannes Full Story