Dumbass Articles

Celebrity bad decisions, mistakes, and Hollywood stupidity.

Stella hearts Bruno

October 3, 2008 15:57:00 Posted at October 3, 2008 15:57:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You may have heard about Sacha Baron Cohen last week rushing the runway and sh-t disturbing Milan fashion week as his latest alter ego Bruno – video is below. He makes my life. Naturally he was immediately banned. Of course everyone was waiting for him to turn up in Paris. And he did. At Stella McCartney. Full Story

What can she do?

October 1, 2008 14:30:19 Posted at October 1, 2008 14:30:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Porny can’t act. Porny can’t dress. Porny can’t think. Porny can’t make good decisions. And now… Porny can’t sing. Call me Cruise but I always thought she could sing. At the very least, I thought she could do that. Her old songs may have sucked and her technique may have been gymnastic vocals at its worst, but I naively believed that the title “Jessica Simpson, singer”, was not a fallacy. Full Story

Movie Magic on ice

September 29, 2008 14:22:00 Posted at September 29, 2008 14:22:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Rock Dwayne Johnson is shooting a movie in Vancouver called Tooth Fairy. He plays a professional hockey player. But the Rock can’t skate. So they’ve had to shoot around his deficiency, which is why his blades have been cut off, as you can see from these exclusive images courtesy Punkd Images. Full Story

Rachel Bilson, fashion plagiarist?

September 29, 2008 07:04:21 Posted at September 29, 2008 07:04:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Is there such thing as fashion plagiarism? Rachel Bilson signed a deal with DKNY Jeans to design a capsule collection called Edie Rose. She was at a Macy’s in Florida on Sunday to promote the line, her cute little face under a cute little hat, with a cute little tie tied around her neck. Problem? Not so original. Full Story

Disney twats are delusional

September 26, 2008 08:33:12 Posted at September 26, 2008 08:33:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s Vanessa Hudgens up to her twatty tricks again. Out and about in Beverly Hills yesterday and suddenly very offended by the paps, Really Vanessa Hudgens? Really? Will you remember Vanessa Hudgens in 3 years? Do you even remember her now? 14 year olds have short attention spans. The ones who are screaming for her now won’t give a sh*t in 6 months. Full Story

Forever an Old School Gay

September 22, 2008 08:10:37 Posted at September 22, 2008 08:10:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Seriously dude… get a laptop. But being gay in the modern era clearly isn’t working for George Michael. Back in the day, before the internets and chat rooms, in-the-dark-park hookups were a necessary part of getting your fix… an erotic little adventure with a hint danger thrown into the mix. Full Story

Shelf Ass Dumb Ass

September 16, 2008 10:22:01 Posted at September 16, 2008 10:22:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So much for claiming she’s more than just a tight ass. Jessica Biel has a production company, she says she’s informed, involved, that she’s not an airhead like the others… Ask her director from Easy Virtue and you might get a different response. According to Stephan Elliott: "We were staying in a hotel waiting for a writer and I suggested we go for a walk in the park. Full Story

Stay away from him

September 16, 2008 06:58:04 Posted at September 16, 2008 06:58:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

London does a body good. And Josh Hartnett in London is looking hotter and hotter and hotter. Damn. Here he is last night leaving Bungalow 8 – beautiful, stylish, great new hair cut, well fit jeans… and a taste of Mischa Barton? Ugh. She has no job. She now has no boyfriend. She has no prospects on either front, she’s taken to London for fashion week and last night tried desperately to catch Josh’s eye. Full Story

Kanye loses his sh*t – the video

September 11, 2008 12:28:00 Posted at September 11, 2008 12:28:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

TMZ has posted the video from this morning of the incident leading up to Kanye’s arrest. Click here to see. Dumb f&cking thing to do, non? The paps may be intrusive at times, absolutely some are too aggressive but they have been invite to join the celebrity ecosystem by celebrities themselves, and if the price of fame means you get your picture taken once in a while at a commercial terminal at the airport… So be it. Full Story

My Kiki Loves Xenu???

September 11, 2008 12:01:59 Posted at September 11, 2008 12:01:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

We’ve lost another one! And now I fear it’s time to cut off my Kiki. I LOVE Kirsten Dunst. But now Kirsten Dunst loves the Xenu… What to do? Kiki on the cover of the latest issue of Harper’s Bazaar after a stint in rehab for what she is calling “depression”. Kiki says she’s made a full recovery, explaining that she was once “"enormously co-dependent. Full Story

Please. Stop. Talking.

August 28, 2008 07:05:18 Posted at August 28, 2008 07:05:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Porny… please! A new week, a new example – Jessica Simpson needs a girlfriend. But I can’t be there every minute of every day, watching her every move, correcting every cocked up thing she says. At some point she has to learn independence. You have to let them fly on their own. Unfortunately she’s clearly not ready. Full Story