Dumbass Articles

Celebrity bad decisions, mistakes, and Hollywood stupidity.

Posh can’t top this???

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 11, 2008 14:54:00 November 11, 2008 14:54:00

What does Victoria Beckham want more than anything in life? More than anything, Victoria Beckham wants, needs, dreams of, salivates over, is begging for a US Vogue cover. And that amazing bitch Anna Wintour won’t give her one. So can you imagine what Posh must be thinking? Today of all days when she sees the magazine’s December cover featuring a less than ideal looking Jennifer Aniston? The sun is catching up to the face, non? Poor Posh is probably punishing herself over this. Full Story

Twitchy and coloured

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 11, 2008 08:07:10 November 11, 2008 08:07:10

It’s Lilo on Access Hollywood with Maria Menounos promoting her leggings line and talking about the election…because it’s so important what Lindsay Lohan thinks about the election? Well… Actually… Many people are convinced that in this clip she calls Obama the first “coloured” president. Full Story

What to wear to a luncheon

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 10, 2008 08:34:13 November 10, 2008 08:34:13

Saturday afternoon at the Beverly Wilshire for the Lupus LA Hollywood Bag Ladies Luncheon… Luncheon. This is what Mischa Barton decided to pull out of the closet – a page right out of Kate Beckinsale’s Overdressing Handbook. Since she broke my arm in Cannes Full Story

More Mute Asian Baby

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 6, 2008 10:13:44 November 6, 2008 10:13:44

What was its name? You know, Charlotte’s daughter in the Sex & the City movie? The mute Asian prop…what did they call her again? It doesn’t matter. What matters, ugh, is that she’ll be back. Mute Asian Baby will be back because Kim Cattrall has just confirmed that there will be a sequel Full Story

Bangs for acting smart

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2008 13:34:22 November 5, 2008 13:34:22

Please. This is Jessica Alba on the New York set of her next movie An Invisible Sign of My Own based on the book of the same name about a trouble young girl who also happens to be a math wiz recruited to teach young students and magic happens. Alba Demon a math wiz? Because she wears bangs and funky clothes? How sh-tty is this script? And how many other actors passed on this role? Because Alba can’t act, no matter how many acting coaches she hires. Full Story

Disney hates gays

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 3, 2008 16:08:45 November 3, 2008 16:08:45

Spoiler! You’ve been warned! Grey’s Anatomy isn’t what it once was but then again few shows can be so excellent so all the time. Like Friday Night Lights. Still… it seemed to have regained some consistency. If you can overlook the eyeball tearing irritation that is Meredith and Derek, there is the always strong Sandra Oh with a new hot crazy quivering love interest in Kevin McKidd and I grudgingly like Izzie and Karev and of course, the way they’ve been treating the lesbian storyline between Callie and Dr Hahn…which is now, officially, dead. Full Story

She runs???

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 30, 2008 14:12:15 October 30, 2008 14:12:15

Who’s a bigger liar? Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman…or Posh and her concrete tits? Gran claims she’s not motivated by vanity. That she doesn’t fuss about her looks. Right. And now Victoria. Yesterday I reported that Victoria’s body will be representing the new Armani women’s underwear line Full Story

Express Yourself…by shutting your ass

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 17, 2008 08:07:08 October 17, 2008 08:07:08

It’s a universal truth well illustrated recently by someone like Keira Knightley: there are no thoughts more wise, more profound, more deeply f-cking original than the thoughts that are thought by those in their early 20s. And if it happens to be an actor, that depth is even more pronounced. No injustice is more unjustified, no drama more dramatic, no opinion more unimpeachable than that of a young actress in Hollywood…not unlike an indignant university sophomore, it’s pointless to argue but so amusing to observe. Full Story

Desperate goes back for more

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 14, 2008 07:08:51 October 14, 2008 07:08:51

Dear Jennifer Aniston: Are you Jessica Simpson??? I know the source is suspect but they claim to have eyewitnesses and were able to nail down the logistics pretty tight… so far, it seems legit. And considering we’re discussing Jennifer Aniston, something this desperate and pathetic is entirely possible. Full Story

Smell like Chicken Fried Photoshop

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 9, 2008 12:31:00 October 9, 2008 12:31:00

New ads for Britney’s new fragrance Hidden Fantasy. Terrible name. Major photoshopping. And the tag line kills me: What do you have to hide? What does SHE have to hide? NOTHING! I could probably how many times she forgot her own name today. Because we know everything about the fried chicken! Dumb creative, non? Full Story

Spraying punches with his spittle?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 8, 2008 11:59:00 October 8, 2008 11:59:00

TMZ is reporting that last night, Gerard Butler allegedly attacked a pap who followed him out of a club. Gerry left Crown Bar at 2am and the photographer trailed his limo. At some point the limo stopped, Gerry got out and demanded to know why he was being tailed. Full Story