Dumbass Articles

Celebrity bad decisions, mistakes, and Hollywood stupidity.

You Are Douche

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 26, 2008 10:15:43 November 26, 2008 10:15:43

This is Diddy in a new ad for his new fragrance I Am King that will be plastered in Times Square. I Am King? No! You Are Douche. You Are SUCK. Oh, and it gets worse. Much worse. When describing the ad, Diddy offered these enlightening words: "When you see Barack Obama, you see a strong, elegant black man and when people see my ad, it's almost like that's the trend. Full Story

Sh*tty writing and no lesbians = great ratings!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 21, 2008 15:35:00 November 21, 2008 15:35:00

I haven’t watched Grey’s Anatomy since they killed off the lesbian story to kowtow to the MiniVan Majority. Clearly I’m in the minority. And the MiniVan always wins, continuing the recent trend and perpetuating what’s becoming the truth: Good taste is dead. But bad taste makes more money. Full Story

The Crown Prince of AssTalk

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 17, 2008 12:10:49 November 17, 2008 12:10:49

Katherine Heigl is the Princess. And who is her Prince? Prince. Or the artist formerly known as… or whatever we’re supposed to be calling himself these days. Up until 2 hours ago, I adored him. Would have gone to bed with him. And then, this new interview Full Story

Marriage is easy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 17, 2008 09:31:59 November 17, 2008 09:31:59

It must be, right? Only way to explain why so many of them are marrying. And SO young too. Dating, you see, is apparently dead.Hello, I love you, let’s get married… This is the modern relationship. Next in line for engagement, marriage, then divorce is Kelly Osbourne. She’s been dating a model called Luke Worrall for 6 months and photographed with an engagement ring on her finger. Full Story

Posh can’t top this???

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 11, 2008 14:54:00 November 11, 2008 14:54:00

What does Victoria Beckham want more than anything in life? More than anything, Victoria Beckham wants, needs, dreams of, salivates over, is begging for a US Vogue cover. And that amazing bitch Anna Wintour won’t give her one. So can you imagine what Posh must be thinking? Today of all days when she sees the magazine’s December cover featuring a less than ideal looking Jennifer Aniston? The sun is catching up to the face, non? Poor Posh is probably punishing herself over this. Full Story

Twitchy and coloured

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 11, 2008 08:07:10 November 11, 2008 08:07:10

It’s Lilo on Access Hollywood with Maria Menounos promoting her leggings line and talking about the election…because it’s so important what Lindsay Lohan thinks about the election? Well… Actually… Many people are convinced that in this clip she calls Obama the first “coloured” president. Full Story

What to wear to a luncheon

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 10, 2008 08:34:13 November 10, 2008 08:34:13

Saturday afternoon at the Beverly Wilshire for the Lupus LA Hollywood Bag Ladies Luncheon… Luncheon. This is what Mischa Barton decided to pull out of the closet – a page right out of Kate Beckinsale’s Overdressing Handbook. Since she broke my arm in Cannes Full Story

More Mute Asian Baby

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 6, 2008 10:13:44 November 6, 2008 10:13:44

What was its name? You know, Charlotte’s daughter in the Sex & the City movie? The mute Asian prop…what did they call her again? It doesn’t matter. What matters, ugh, is that she’ll be back. Mute Asian Baby will be back because Kim Cattrall has just confirmed that there will be a sequel Full Story

Bangs for acting smart

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 5, 2008 13:34:22 November 5, 2008 13:34:22

Please. This is Jessica Alba on the New York set of her next movie An Invisible Sign of My Own based on the book of the same name about a trouble young girl who also happens to be a math wiz recruited to teach young students and magic happens. Alba Demon a math wiz? Because she wears bangs and funky clothes? How sh-tty is this script? And how many other actors passed on this role? Because Alba can’t act, no matter how many acting coaches she hires. Full Story

Disney hates gays

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 3, 2008 16:08:45 November 3, 2008 16:08:45

Spoiler! You’ve been warned! Grey’s Anatomy isn’t what it once was but then again few shows can be so excellent so all the time. Like Friday Night Lights. Still… it seemed to have regained some consistency. If you can overlook the eyeball tearing irritation that is Meredith and Derek, there is the always strong Sandra Oh with a new hot crazy quivering love interest in Kevin McKidd and I grudgingly like Izzie and Karev and of course, the way they’ve been treating the lesbian storyline between Callie and Dr Hahn…which is now, officially, dead. Full Story

She runs???

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 30, 2008 14:12:15 October 30, 2008 14:12:15

Who’s a bigger liar? Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman…or Posh and her concrete tits? Gran claims she’s not motivated by vanity. That she doesn’t fuss about her looks. Right. And now Victoria. Yesterday I reported that Victoria’s body will be representing the new Armani women’s underwear line Full Story