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Celebrity bad decisions, mistakes, and Hollywood stupidity.

More profundity from a douchebag groupie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 9, 2008 14:36:11 December 9, 2008 14:36:11

The UK Daily Mirror is claiming an exclusive with Jennifer Aniston. Take with a grain of salt but let’s run with it for now… Because the profundity of her profoundness is just too good to ignore. Apparently she talks about John Mayer. No. Actually… She gushes about John Mayer. "He's a rare one. Full Story

No work, more parties

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 3, 2008 11:54:13 December 3, 2008 11:54:13

As I mentioned earlier in the Kristen Stewart post, am told that Lindsay Lohan was supposedly quite desperate for the Joan Jett part that Kristen has just confirmed. In other words, still no roles for Lilo. Which means more paid parties with Samantha Ronson. The two went shopping the other day at Dior, then this morning, Lilo was spotted at LAX, presumably catching a flight to Toronto where Sam is booked to DJ at The Courthouse tonight. Full Story

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Old Bat off her rocker

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 2, 2008 07:34:00 December 2, 2008 07:34:00

In what universe is Frank Langella more fascinating than Tina Fey??? Who? Frank Langella. Who? Exactly. With all due respect, as he is a fine actor, Frank’s predicted Oscar “win” for Frost/Nixon is nothing if not premature. And, let’s be honest, he has that “bad man” face. Full Story

No eating disorder at the Geminis

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 1, 2008 06:22:00 December 1, 2008 06:22:00

Thank you for all of your emails re: Shenae Grimes at the Gemini Awards, all of you with remarks similar to the following: From Thomas T: Did you happen to see Shenae Grimes appearance at the Geminis? The poor girl definitely appeared to be more wired than a renovation done by Mike Holmes. She was practically vibrating. Full Story

Suck makes a movie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 27, 2008 07:38:00 November 27, 2008 07:38:00

If you only do one thing today, make it this. I wrote yesterday about Diddy’s ridiculous new ad for his ridiculous new men’s fragrance I Am Fail. Turns out he directed a movie that accompanies the poster as part of the campaign which is so appalling and yet so amazing it’s like Airplane: every time you watch it, there’s something else to laugh at. Full Story

You Are Douche

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 26, 2008 10:15:43 November 26, 2008 10:15:43

This is Diddy in a new ad for his new fragrance I Am King that will be plastered in Times Square. I Am King? No! You Are Douche. You Are SUCK. Oh, and it gets worse. Much worse. When describing the ad, Diddy offered these enlightening words: "When you see Barack Obama, you see a strong, elegant black man and when people see my ad, it's almost like that's the trend. Full Story

Sh*tty writing and no lesbians = great ratings!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 21, 2008 15:35:00 November 21, 2008 15:35:00

I haven’t watched Grey’s Anatomy since they killed off the lesbian story to kowtow to the MiniVan Majority. Clearly I’m in the minority. And the MiniVan always wins, continuing the recent trend and perpetuating what’s becoming the truth: Good taste is dead. But bad taste makes more money. Full Story

The Crown Prince of AssTalk

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 17, 2008 12:10:49 November 17, 2008 12:10:49

Katherine Heigl is the Princess. And who is her Prince? Prince. Or the artist formerly known as… or whatever we’re supposed to be calling himself these days. Up until 2 hours ago, I adored him. Would have gone to bed with him. And then, this new interview Full Story

Marriage is easy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 17, 2008 09:31:59 November 17, 2008 09:31:59

It must be, right? Only way to explain why so many of them are marrying. And SO young too. Dating, you see, is apparently dead.Hello, I love you, let’s get married… This is the modern relationship. Next in line for engagement, marriage, then divorce is Kelly Osbourne. She’s been dating a model called Luke Worrall for 6 months and photographed with an engagement ring on her finger. Full Story

Posh can’t top this???

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 11, 2008 14:54:00 November 11, 2008 14:54:00

What does Victoria Beckham want more than anything in life? More than anything, Victoria Beckham wants, needs, dreams of, salivates over, is begging for a US Vogue cover. And that amazing bitch Anna Wintour won’t give her one. So can you imagine what Posh must be thinking? Today of all days when she sees the magazine’s December cover featuring a less than ideal looking Jennifer Aniston? The sun is catching up to the face, non? Poor Posh is probably punishing herself over this. Full Story