Dumbass Articles

Celebrity bad decisions, mistakes, and Hollywood stupidity.

Disney twats are delusional

September 26, 2008 08:33:12 Posted at September 26, 2008 08:33:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s Vanessa Hudgens up to her twatty tricks again. Out and about in Beverly Hills yesterday and suddenly very offended by the paps, Really Vanessa Hudgens? Really? Will you remember Vanessa Hudgens in 3 years? Do you even remember her now? 14 year olds have short attention spans. The ones who are screaming for her now won’t give a sh*t in 6 months. Full Story

Forever an Old School Gay

September 22, 2008 08:10:37 Posted at September 22, 2008 08:10:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Seriously dude… get a laptop. But being gay in the modern era clearly isn’t working for George Michael. Back in the day, before the internets and chat rooms, in-the-dark-park hookups were a necessary part of getting your fix… an erotic little adventure with a hint danger thrown into the mix. Full Story

Shelf Ass Dumb Ass

September 16, 2008 10:22:01 Posted at September 16, 2008 10:22:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So much for claiming she’s more than just a tight ass. Jessica Biel has a production company, she says she’s informed, involved, that she’s not an airhead like the others… Ask her director from Easy Virtue and you might get a different response. According to Stephan Elliott: "We were staying in a hotel waiting for a writer and I suggested we go for a walk in the park. Full Story

Stay away from him

September 16, 2008 06:58:04 Posted at September 16, 2008 06:58:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

London does a body good. And Josh Hartnett in London is looking hotter and hotter and hotter. Damn. Here he is last night leaving Bungalow 8 – beautiful, stylish, great new hair cut, well fit jeans… and a taste of Mischa Barton? Ugh. She has no job. She now has no boyfriend. She has no prospects on either front, she’s taken to London for fashion week and last night tried desperately to catch Josh’s eye. Full Story

Kanye loses his sh*t – the video

September 11, 2008 12:28:00 Posted at September 11, 2008 12:28:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

TMZ has posted the video from this morning of the incident leading up to Kanye’s arrest. Click here to see. Dumb f&cking thing to do, non? The paps may be intrusive at times, absolutely some are too aggressive but they have been invite to join the celebrity ecosystem by celebrities themselves, and if the price of fame means you get your picture taken once in a while at a commercial terminal at the airport… So be it. Full Story

My Kiki Loves Xenu???

September 11, 2008 12:01:59 Posted at September 11, 2008 12:01:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

We’ve lost another one! And now I fear it’s time to cut off my Kiki. I LOVE Kirsten Dunst. But now Kirsten Dunst loves the Xenu… What to do? Kiki on the cover of the latest issue of Harper’s Bazaar after a stint in rehab for what she is calling “depression”. Kiki says she’s made a full recovery, explaining that she was once “"enormously co-dependent. Full Story

Please. Stop. Talking.

August 28, 2008 07:05:18 Posted at August 28, 2008 07:05:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Porny… please! A new week, a new example – Jessica Simpson needs a girlfriend. But I can’t be there every minute of every day, watching her every move, correcting every cocked up thing she says. At some point she has to learn independence. You have to let them fly on their own. Unfortunately she’s clearly not ready. Full Story

Pippy Inside the Actor’s Studio

August 27, 2008 07:20:14 Posted at August 27, 2008 07:20:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

No… he hasn’t been invited yet. But the way he’s talking these days, he should be f&cking cohosting the show with that insufferable but oddly compelling James Lipton. Haven’t you heard? Justin Timberlake KNOWS acting. Justin Timberlake re-wrote the definitive book on acting!  Pip enlightens us: "It's painful for me to either watch or listen to myself. Full Story

Alba ALMA Latina

August 18, 2008 09:28:26 Posted at August 18, 2008 09:28:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What Jessica Alba has said in the past: Alba is my last name and I'm proud of that. But that's it. My grandparents were born in California, the same as my parents, and though I may be proud of my last name, I'm American. Full Story

Rumey on the cover!

August 14, 2008 13:22:18 Posted at August 14, 2008 13:22:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My Rumey! On the cover of Page Six Magazine! And … a good angle! So proud! Of course, to leverage as much interest as possible in her fledgling career, Rumer discusses her family – her dad’s relationship to her stepdad, claiming that Bruce Willis and Ashton Kutcher are totally buds: “We all have so much fun together. Full Story

Chicken Fried Maid

August 13, 2008 12:01:00 Posted at August 13, 2008 12:01:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ugh. Hate the word “maid”. Maybe it’s just me. More from Britney’s interview in OK! Magazine, this time about her time with her kids. The good news – Britney is in good spirits: "I'm healthy, happy and excited about the future.” Much of the reason for that of course is that she’s spending more time with her boys. Full Story