Dumbass Articles

Celebrity bad decisions, mistakes, and Hollywood stupidity.

Pippy Inside the Actor’s Studio

August 27, 2008 07:20:14 Posted at August 27, 2008 07:20:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

No… he hasn’t been invited yet. But the way he’s talking these days, he should be f&cking cohosting the show with that insufferable but oddly compelling James Lipton. Haven’t you heard? Justin Timberlake KNOWS acting. Justin Timberlake re-wrote the definitive book on acting!  Pip enlightens us: "It's painful for me to either watch or listen to myself. Full Story

Alba ALMA Latina

August 18, 2008 09:28:26 Posted at August 18, 2008 09:28:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What Jessica Alba has said in the past: Alba is my last name and I'm proud of that. But that's it. My grandparents were born in California, the same as my parents, and though I may be proud of my last name, I'm American. Full Story

Rumey on the cover!

August 14, 2008 13:22:18 Posted at August 14, 2008 13:22:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My Rumey! On the cover of Page Six Magazine! And … a good angle! So proud! Of course, to leverage as much interest as possible in her fledgling career, Rumer discusses her family – her dad’s relationship to her stepdad, claiming that Bruce Willis and Ashton Kutcher are totally buds: “We all have so much fun together. Full Story

Chicken Fried Maid

August 13, 2008 12:01:00 Posted at August 13, 2008 12:01:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ugh. Hate the word “maid”. Maybe it’s just me. More from Britney’s interview in OK! Magazine, this time about her time with her kids. The good news – Britney is in good spirits: "I'm healthy, happy and excited about the future.” Much of the reason for that of course is that she’s spending more time with her boys. Full Story

Whatever works

August 12, 2008 07:17:27 Posted at August 12, 2008 07:17:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You know it’s desperation when you have to sell a dye job to get some play. This is what’s become of Mischa Barton – karmic bitchslap perhaps for breaking my arm. Curious little item appeared on the Us Weekly website Full Story

Sit DOWN Junior Federline!

August 11, 2008 09:21:40 Posted at August 11, 2008 09:21:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The 90210 comeback could have been a whole lot uglier. Thankfully for us, Tori Spelling has to feed her goldigging prick of a husband. As such, she won’t be appearing on the first episode. The official excuse was that she would be too busy with KFed Jr’s second paycheque. The truth is that Jr probably made her ask for too much money. Full Story

Saving Sienna

August 7, 2008 07:09:04 Posted at August 7, 2008 07:09:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Simply put, Sienna Miller is f&cked. Known internationally now for being a homewrecker, Sienna is scrambling to salvage her career. Not only are studio executives at Paramount not impressed about the near universal Sienna-hate threatening future projects, it also seems she’s receiving little sympathy from her power player peers, especially since Rosetta Getty is so well connected within that tight little Hollywood circle that includes Courteney Cox and a few other high profile friends. Full Story

The MiniVan hates nipples

August 5, 2008 07:55:44 Posted at August 5, 2008 07:55:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Eva Mendes stars in a new ad campaign for Calvin Klein. In the 30 second tv commercial, if you slow it down and play it back very, very, VERY meticulously, analysing every pixel, you can see a very brief glimpse of a nipple. At least they say you can. Here’s a screen cap of what’s supposed to be the controversial frame. Full Story

Deciphering Jessica Simpson

July 31, 2008 11:29:00 Posted at July 31, 2008 11:29:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The effort is there...but so is the cheese. Granted, it’s over the top corny and I’m the bitch who’s dead inside. So most of the time, as soon as I hear the words “cherish” and “heart” in the same sentence, it’s an excuse to head to the casino. Anything is an excuse to head to the casino. Full Story

The Ingrate: A History

June 23, 2008 06:46:52 Posted at June 23, 2008 06:46:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Princess of AssTalk wants off Grey’s Anatomy which is why she mouthed off a couple of weeks ago about the weakness of the writing, hiding her ulterior motives behind a pathetic attempt at “honour” to fleece the MiniVan Majority. You will note…People Magazine has still not reported on the story. Full Story

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Him? Really?

June 18, 2008 07:11:00 Posted at June 18, 2008 07:11:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

People Magazine just named its Hottest Bachelor… Mario Lopez? Call me Cruise but I’m not into beefcakes and Chippendale’s dancers. Don’t like men who walk around in beaters. Not only am I not attracted to him, I actually find it kinda repulsive. Even more, I find it offensive. Full Story