Dumbass Articles

Celebrity bad decisions, mistakes, and Hollywood stupidity.

How Chicken Fried Junior keeps her man

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 8, 2008 06:50:23 October 8, 2008 06:50:23

Lynne Spears is amazing. Two months ago, some trailer twat called Kelli sold her story to In Touch Weekly telling the tabloid that she and Jamie Lynn Spears’s baby father were still getting it on, even after JL found out she was pregnant. Click here Full Story

Lohan public humiliation

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 6, 2008 07:34:58 October 6, 2008 07:34:58

It’s a good start to the week! Because any time anyone makes Dina Lohan look like a f&cking idiot, even more so than usual, there’s cause for celebration. So last week, an item appeared in Page Six Full Story

Build a Bear in 6 inch stilettos

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2008 09:22:18 October 5, 2008 09:22:18

Victoria Beckham took her sons to the Build a Bear Workshop yesterday, totally obliterating her own record for Most Ridiculous Mother Outfit …. This is a MALL. She’s taking her kids to the TOY STORE. She claims she HATES BEING PHOTOGRAPHED when she’s spending time with her family. Full Story

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Stella hearts Bruno

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 3, 2008 15:57:00 October 3, 2008 15:57:00

You may have heard about Sacha Baron Cohen last week rushing the runway and sh-t disturbing Milan fashion week as his latest alter ego Bruno – video is below. He makes my life. Naturally he was immediately banned. Of course everyone was waiting for him to turn up in Paris. And he did. At Stella McCartney. Full Story

What can she do?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 1, 2008 14:30:19 October 1, 2008 14:30:19

Porny can’t act. Porny can’t dress. Porny can’t think. Porny can’t make good decisions. And now… Porny can’t sing. Call me Cruise but I always thought she could sing. At the very least, I thought she could do that. Her old songs may have sucked and her technique may have been gymnastic vocals at its worst, but I naively believed that the title “Jessica Simpson, singer”, was not a fallacy. Full Story

Movie Magic on ice

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 29, 2008 14:22:00 September 29, 2008 14:22:00

The Rock Dwayne Johnson is shooting a movie in Vancouver called Tooth Fairy. He plays a professional hockey player. But the Rock can’t skate. So they’ve had to shoot around his deficiency, which is why his blades have been cut off, as you can see from these exclusive images courtesy Punkd Images. Full Story

Rachel Bilson, fashion plagiarist?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 29, 2008 07:04:21 September 29, 2008 07:04:21

Is there such thing as fashion plagiarism? Rachel Bilson signed a deal with DKNY Jeans to design a capsule collection called Edie Rose. She was at a Macy’s in Florida on Sunday to promote the line, her cute little face under a cute little hat, with a cute little tie tied around her neck. Problem? Not so original. Full Story

Disney twats are delusional

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 26, 2008 08:33:12 September 26, 2008 08:33:12

It’s Vanessa Hudgens up to her twatty tricks again. Out and about in Beverly Hills yesterday and suddenly very offended by the paps, Really Vanessa Hudgens? Really? Will you remember Vanessa Hudgens in 3 years? Do you even remember her now? 14 year olds have short attention spans. The ones who are screaming for her now won’t give a sh*t in 6 months. Full Story

Forever an Old School Gay

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 22, 2008 08:10:37 September 22, 2008 08:10:37

Seriously dude… get a laptop. But being gay in the modern era clearly isn’t working for George Michael. Back in the day, before the internets and chat rooms, in-the-dark-park hookups were a necessary part of getting your fix… an erotic little adventure with a hint danger thrown into the mix. Full Story

Shelf Ass Dumb Ass

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 16, 2008 10:22:01 September 16, 2008 10:22:01

So much for claiming she’s more than just a tight ass. Jessica Biel has a production company, she says she’s informed, involved, that she’s not an airhead like the others… Ask her director from Easy Virtue and you might get a different response. According to Stephan Elliott: "We were staying in a hotel waiting for a writer and I suggested we go for a walk in the park. Full Story

Stay away from him

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 16, 2008 06:58:04 September 16, 2008 06:58:04

London does a body good. And Josh Hartnett in London is looking hotter and hotter and hotter. Damn. Here he is last night leaving Bungalow 8 – beautiful, stylish, great new hair cut, well fit jeans… and a taste of Mischa Barton? Ugh. She has no job. She now has no boyfriend. She has no prospects on either front, she’s taken to London for fashion week and last night tried desperately to catch Josh’s eye. Full Story