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Johnny Depp’s wife and the “15 minutes”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 22, 2015 14:01:30 June 22, 2015 14:01:30
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The Magic Mike XXL junket happened this weekend. During one of her interviews, Amber Heard was asked about the Australian dog incident. Quick recap: Johnny Depp’s been shooting Pirates 5 in Australia. He and Amber arrived on a private jet. They had their dogs with them. The dogs were not quarantined, as REQUIRED BY LAW in the country. Full Story

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Aaron Paul’s desperate bad joke

Maria Posted by Maria at June 16, 2015 16:11:23 June 16, 2015 16:11:23
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So for the last few days, Aaron Paul has been teasing a big announcement on Twitter and Instagram. I’ve got big news, and here’s a photo of a dessert my wife sent me in celebration of my new top secret project. Yesterday, he gets on Periscope and makes a rambling announcement about a new Breaking Bad spin-off featuring Jesse Pinkman in his post-Walter White life, living as a fugitive in Alaska. Full Story

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Henry Cavill got dumped

Sarah Posted by Sarah at June 2, 2015 14:05:26 June 2, 2015 14:05:26
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By his investors, that is. Cavill was slated to star in the blatant Bond knock-off Stratton, in which he was to play an embattled MI5 agent who is the world's last hope against corruption or conspiracy or crab monsters or whatever. The movie was supposed to start principal photography this week, but only days before production, Cavill bailed on the project like it was Kaley Cuoco. Full Story

Thursday, May 28, 2015

Dear Gossips,

Today was Lindsay Lohan’s deadline to complete community service. There was a lot of speculation about whether or not she’d actually be able to do it. And if she couldn’t, she supposedly was going to flee the country on some rich dude’s payroll. Amazingly, she got it done, just in time. According to TMZ, Lohan has logged 125 hours and will be finally off probation. And how did this happen? Here’s how she put it on Instagram:

“Hard work pays off.” Yes. The hard work involved putting in “nearly 8 hours a day for several weeks without a break to get the job done”.

So… 8 hours a day is considered hard work now?

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Rebel Wilson’s hella stupid scandal

Sarah Posted by Sarah at May 21, 2015 15:06:08 May 21, 2015 15:06:08
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This week the internet was scandalized when an Australian tabloid ran a story asserting that Rebel Wilson has been lying about her age and background since breaking out in Bridesmaids. Wilson’s age of record was 29, and she had at various points claimed to grow up in the “ghetto” with “bogan” (working class) parents. Full Story

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Johnny Depp’s dog violation

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 14, 2015 20:26:09 May 14, 2015 20:26:09
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I remember hearing a story last year of a woman who flew to Australia with an orange and it turned into a major drama when she got there. They’re serious over there about contamination and bio-transfers. So if you have pets, and you’re travelling there with them, they have to go into quarantine. Full Story

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Please stop talking, Jeremy Renner

Sarah Posted by Sarah at May 6, 2015 13:58:46 May 6, 2015 13:58:46
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I’ve always said Jeremy Renner is good for gossip, and he is certainly giving us something to talk about recently. The Avengers: Age of Ultron press tour was famously peppy, and during an interview Renner and Chris Evans stepped in a pile of internet dog sh*t when they called Black Widow a “slut Full Story

Mae Whitman denied a role that was already hers

Duana Posted by Duana at April 30, 2015 19:10:28 April 30, 2015 19:10:28
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Have you heard about this one? So Mae Whitman played the President’s Daughter in Independence Day. In 1996.   She was 8. Now they’re making Independence Day 2 to come out next year, a full 20 years later. All bets should be off, cast-wise, 20 years later. Who knows who will be available or alive? But in this case, just about everyone is coming back. Full Story

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Meredith tries but Stacey Dash is dumb

Duana Posted by Duana at April 30, 2015 17:11:22 April 30, 2015 17:11:22
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Generally speaking, I think people should play within their weight class. What I mean by that is I have very little patience for people who are smart, and know they’re smart, giving condescending lectures to people who they know don’t understand the same things they do, just so the smart person can congratulate themselves on how smart they are. Full Story

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What could go wrong?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 27, 2015 20:26:40 April 27, 2015 20:26:40
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If you were a Disney/Marvel publicist, last week probably wasn’t great. Jeremy Renner and Chris Evans were sexist (click here for a refresher). Robert Downey Jr walked out of an interview (click here Full Story

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Adam Sandler’s new movie is so offensive no one wants to be in it

Sarah Posted by Sarah at April 24, 2015 14:24:53 April 24, 2015 14:24:53
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Adam Sandler is making a new movie, The Ridiculous 6, which is slated to air on Netflix at some point. It’s a spoof of Westerns, the title is a play on The Magnificent Seven, and it stars Sandler as a guy who’s raised in a band of Apaches after being adopted by them as a child. It’s the kind of premise that, were it masterminded by Mel Brooks, could probably be really f*cking funny, but the minute I heard Sandler was coming for my heritage, I felt a chill. Full Story

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