Ebola endangers the games

November 30, 2009 08:01:27 Posted at November 30, 2009 08:01:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Rich people can be so f-cking tacky.

Am told by multiple sources that Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton was in Whistler this weekend, invited at the request of some wealthy f-cker to impress an even wealthier f-cker, and endangering the Olympic games in the process.

We’ve only 10 weeks to go. And you know what a hit of Ebola can do. It’s amazing to me that people still don’t know. That people still don’t believe.

Remember when Ebola hooked up with Cristiano Ronaldo back in June, remember? He’d just signed his huge ass contract with Real Madrid? Guess who had an ankle injury and missed 10 games for Real Madrid? Guess who sat out for 55 days? Guess who could not dress for Portugal’s World Cup qualifier against Bosnia-Herzegovina? (thanks Maria).

Ebola strikes again. Ebola always strikes. Ebola’s evil is not merciful.

And now some fool invited it to Whistler and has jeopardised the safety of the Olympics. I would have pushed it off the mountain. For the greater good.

If you’re interested in this sort of thing, the rumour is that Ebola was brought in to entertain that Jho Low fellow, the same obscenely rich dude profiled in Gawker. Shady. Shady and sinister.

This is the sh-t they make Nicolas Cage movies about. And it’s the worst f-cking combination for mankind.

Arms dealer + Ebola = the ultimate Weapon of Mass Destruction.

Here’s Ebola a few weeks ago promoting its new line of hairstyling tools. If you know a dumbass who owns an Ebola hairbrush or hairdryer, this is grounds for a break up. Immediately.

Photo from Wenn.com

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