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Superman & Hollywood Ebola?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 9, 2015 14:32:26 January 9, 2015 14:32:26
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The original title of this post was supposed to be “Superman & Captain America”. Both Henry Cavill and Chris Evans were at the pre-Globes party hosted by W Magazine last night at Chateau Marmont. Cavill also hung out with Amy Adams; Ben Affleck wasn’t there to complete the photo opportunity. Full Story

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Miley’s infectious party weekend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 8, 2014 14:48:08 December 8, 2014 14:48:08
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Miley Cyrus and Patrick Schwarzenegger spent most of the weekend in Nashville. But before that, it was Art Basel and Miami. And parties. And everyone’s been all like, Maria Shriver’s wholesome boy is getting corrupted by the bad girl of pop. Please. Patrick Schwarzenegger grew up stupid rich and super connected in Hollywood with Kennedy blood raging through his body. Full Story

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The Scab that Won’t Heal: Lindsay and Paris 2013

Maria Posted by Maria at December 9, 2013 14:46:29 December 9, 2013 14:46:29
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A few months ago, I got a terrible cold sore that eventually went away, but kind of left a weird discoloration below my lip that I haven’t been able to get rid of. Sorry to be gross, but it’s an appropriate analogy for this Paris Hilton/Lindsay Lohan story. Lohan, as we know, is in Miami for Art Basel, appreciating art and doing yoga by the pool. Full Story

Miley Cyrus might be infected with Ebola Paris Hilton

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 8, 2013 16:30:36 November 8, 2013 16:30:36
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Miley Cyrus was rumoured to have been hooking up with Benji Madden around Halloween. And she was just photographed hanging out with DJ Afrojack in Amsterdam. Both Madden and Afrojack dated Ebola Paris Hilton. Miley is flirting with a dangerous infection. Ebola Hilton is a sick, demented abomination of nature. Full Story

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If you hate Terry Richardson…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 17, 2013 19:55:29 October 17, 2013 19:55:29

And many of you do as you’re disgusted by his photos and how he depicts his subjects, you won’t mind these pictures at all, even though Ebola Paris Hilton is in them. Richardson has allowed himself to be infected by Hollywood Ebola. It’s all over him. It’s coursing through his bloodstream right now. Full Story

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Tuesday, October 15, 2013

Dear Gossips,

Welcome back to those of you returning from the Thanksgiving long weekend in Canada. If you’re here for Charlie Hunnam dropping out of Fifty Shades Of Grey, please scroll down to get caught up. We posted several new articles yesterday.  Read Full Intro

Ebola’s Good Time

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 8, 2013 16:36:35 October 8, 2013 16:36:35

Ebola’s trying to make music again. The song is called… I think it might be called Good Time. But I’m not sure and I’m not wasting my good time checking. The only time I’ve wasted is on finding the embed code for the video and listening to the first minute. Which is hilarious. Full Story

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Ebola infects Cash Money

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 23, 2013 20:38:04 May 23, 2013 20:38:04
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It has been two years since I dedicated a post to Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton. For those of you new to the site, here’s why it’s called Hollywood Ebola: because everything it’s associated with goes to sh-t, bleeds out, professionally and personally. Most recent victim: Brian Urlacher. Full Story

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Elisha Cuthbert is Hot/No Longer a Pariah

Dean Posted by Dean at February 13, 2013 20:27:36 February 13, 2013 20:27:36
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Elisha Cuthbert has been named Maxim magazine’s hottest woman on TV. While yes, even though it’s just stupid Maxim, the “honour” does seem like a good indication of Elisha’s likeability right now. She’s emerged as one of the funniest on Happy Endings and she is, as Maxim claims, extremely “hot”. Full Story

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Brazil, you never learn

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2011 12:38:50 January 27, 2011 12:38:50

Last summer at the World Cup, the Dutch took out Brazil, and for Brazilians, losing at the World Cup is tantamount to disaster. Instead of dousing it with a corrosive substance, Brazil fans decided to fraternise with Ebola Paris Hilton. The eventual result? Victory to Spain. Click here Full Story