Ebola Victims Articles

Will you blame Leo?

July 7, 2010 09:03:00 Posted at July 7, 2010 09:03:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ebola Paris Hilton was arrested then released for pot possession in South Africa. To celebrate its freedom, it ended up partying with Leonardo DiCaprio per Page Six. They were in Cape Town and hit up a club and had tables side by side, hanging out all night, having also travelled together to the World Cup via private jet courtesy some obscenely wealthy starf-cker. Full Story

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Ebola destroys Brazil

July 2, 2010 11:33:25 Posted at July 2, 2010 11:33:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My friend Lorella alerted me to this as I am not an Ebola tracker, I don’t want to die. They are weeping on the streets in Rio de Janeiro today as Brazil was taken out by the Dutch who’ve now advanced to the semi-finals. For Brazilians, anything short of a World Cup title is considered a pathetic failure. Full Story

Spittle saved my ass

May 21, 2010 07:21:40 Posted at May 21, 2010 07:21:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The AMFAR red carpet at Cannes is looooong. And jammed. It's an international festival. This is the most well attended party of the two weeks. So the press comes from everywhere in the world. Since it's not a film premiere, celebrities at AMFAR are not required to stop at every outlet for interviews. Full Story

A leather suit and Ebola

May 20, 2010 07:33:00 Posted at May 20, 2010 07:33:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As you know, I have already written off Adrien Brody. Click here for a refresher. Here in Cannes, Adrien has validated his dismissal – for LIFE – from the Freebie 5. Full Story

After Ebola – sweat it out

March 30, 2010 10:12:46 Posted at March 30, 2010 10:12:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden were photographed a couple of days ago out for a run with friends. Or whatever their version of running is. Over the weekend Nicole ran into Ebola Paris Hilton, the first time the two were spotted together publicly in a long time. As you know, since Nicole has had her children, she’s pretty much stayed away from that piece of diseased sh-t. Full Story

You did good, New Orleans

February 9, 2010 11:11:59 Posted at February 9, 2010 11:11:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The people of New Orleans successfully inoculated themselves from Ebola. Normally Ebola cannot resist the Super Bowl. It spreads its sh-t all over the event, all weekend, an unstoppable viral contagion that decimates everything in its path. Last year Arizona was victimised by its disease. This year, it could have been New Orleans. Full Story

Inoculate New Orleans

January 28, 2010 12:04:01 Posted at January 28, 2010 12:04:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Who dat? The sentimental Super Bowl favourite team this year is the New Orleans Saints. GO SAINTS. But Saints fans, you need to be vigilant. Because Ebola Paris Hilton, that piece of sh-t, it will come around. It will come after you. And despite the fact that it and Kim Kardashian cannot stand each other, it’s more likely it’ll cheer for the Saints than for the Colts. Full Story

Kristen Stewart rejects Ebola Victim

January 26, 2010 09:10:45 Posted at January 26, 2010 09:10:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Two years ago at Sundance Jared Leto not only allowed himself to become infected by Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton, he also allowed himself to be photographed doing so. Their faces mashed together, their tongues fused by saliva, captured by the cameras, preserved in perpetuity. Two years ago, Jared Leto’s career died. Full Story

Ebola endangers the games

November 30, 2009 08:01:27 Posted at November 30, 2009 08:01:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Rich people can be so f-cking tacky. Am told by multiple sources that Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton was in Whistler this weekend, invited at the request of some wealthy f-cker to impress an even wealthier f-cker, and endangering the Olympic games in the process. We’ve only 10 weeks to go. And you know what a hit of Ebola can do. Full Story

Adrian after Ebola

October 1, 2009 11:39:56 Posted at October 1, 2009 11:39:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He’s friends with it, Adrian Grenier is. With Ebola Paris Hilton. He admits it too. And what’s come of it since then? When Entourage first broke, Adrian Grenier was a hot commodity. He had a supporting role in The Devil Wears Prada and continued to look for opportunities between shooting his hit HBO show. Full Story

Ebola destroys again

September 17, 2009 12:42:19 Posted at September 17, 2009 12:42:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This comes as no surprise. For many reasons. Us Weekly reports that Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley are done. That she told him she wanted out and that divorce papers will be filed imminently. He is apparently “crushed”. Full Story

Black out Ebola

August 27, 2009 11:38:29 Posted at August 27, 2009 11:38:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ebola Paris Hilton left Vancouver yesterday. We can open our windows again. While it was here though there was a power outage in downtown Vancouver. That sh-t opened its legs and our city went dark. Not sure if we are quite cleansed from contamination either. I just came home from a quick visit to the studio which is across the street from where it was staying and now I’ve a headache. Full Story

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Ebola wants Twilight

August 25, 2009 07:50:33 Posted at August 25, 2009 07:50:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As I reported a few weeks ago, Ebola Paris Hilton is guest starring on Supernatural. Not sure why the show felt the need to expose its cast and crew to that disease but here it is, arriving in Vancouver yesterday to begin work. Ebola is apparently playing a shapeshifter who shapeshifts into “Paris Hilton” and tries to kill everyone. Full Story

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