Ebola Victims Articles

Anyone having come in contact with pre-irrelevance Paris Hilton.

Inoculate New Orleans

January 28, 2010 12:04:01 Posted at January 28, 2010 12:04:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Who dat? The sentimental Super Bowl favourite team this year is the New Orleans Saints. GO SAINTS. But Saints fans, you need to be vigilant. Because Ebola Paris Hilton, that piece of sh-t, it will come around. It will come after you. And despite the fact that it and Kim Kardashian cannot stand each other, it’s more likely it’ll cheer for the Saints than for the Colts. Full Story

Kristen Stewart rejects Ebola Victim

January 26, 2010 09:10:45 Posted at January 26, 2010 09:10:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Two years ago at Sundance Jared Leto not only allowed himself to become infected by Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton, he also allowed himself to be photographed doing so. Their faces mashed together, their tongues fused by saliva, captured by the cameras, preserved in perpetuity. Two years ago, Jared Leto’s career died. Full Story

Ebola endangers the games

November 30, 2009 08:01:27 Posted at November 30, 2009 08:01:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Rich people can be so f-cking tacky. Am told by multiple sources that Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton was in Whistler this weekend, invited at the request of some wealthy f-cker to impress an even wealthier f-cker, and endangering the Olympic games in the process. We’ve only 10 weeks to go. And you know what a hit of Ebola can do. Full Story

Adrian after Ebola

October 1, 2009 11:39:56 Posted at October 1, 2009 11:39:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He’s friends with it, Adrian Grenier is. With Ebola Paris Hilton. He admits it too. And what’s come of it since then? When Entourage first broke, Adrian Grenier was a hot commodity. He had a supporting role in The Devil Wears Prada and continued to look for opportunities between shooting his hit HBO show. Full Story

Ebola destroys again

September 17, 2009 12:42:19 Posted at September 17, 2009 12:42:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This comes as no surprise. For many reasons. Us Weekly reports that Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley are done. That she told him she wanted out and that divorce papers will be filed imminently. He is apparently “crushed”. Full Story

Black out Ebola

August 27, 2009 11:38:29 Posted at August 27, 2009 11:38:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ebola Paris Hilton left Vancouver yesterday. We can open our windows again. While it was here though there was a power outage in downtown Vancouver. That sh-t opened its legs and our city went dark. Not sure if we are quite cleansed from contamination either. I just came home from a quick visit to the studio which is across the street from where it was staying and now I’ve a headache. Full Story

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Ebola wants Twilight

August 25, 2009 07:50:33 Posted at August 25, 2009 07:50:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As I reported a few weeks ago, Ebola Paris Hilton is guest starring on Supernatural. Not sure why the show felt the need to expose its cast and crew to that disease but here it is, arriving in Vancouver yesterday to begin work. Ebola is apparently playing a shapeshifter who shapeshifts into “Paris Hilton” and tries to kill everyone. Full Story

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SUPERNATURAL Ebola confirmation

August 5, 2009 11:26:08 Posted at August 5, 2009 11:26:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I reported exclusively yesterday that Ebola Paris Hilton will be infecting Vancouver soon to work on Supernatural. Just spoke with show representatives who have CONFIRMED to me that Ebola Paris Hilton has indeed signed to a guest appearance on the show, and was the only one approached for the part of a murdering shapeshifting Paris Hilton. Full Story


August 4, 2009 11:25:00 Posted at August 4, 2009 11:25:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

EXCLUSIVE. F-ck. F-CKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!! Like it’s not enough that Nikki Reed is dating an Ebola victim and infecting our city by association, now my sources tell me exclusively that Ebola Paris Hilton has been confirmed for a guest starring role on Supernatural Full Story

Infection in Vancouver

August 3, 2009 21:51:09 Posted at August 3, 2009 21:51:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Am all over Nikki Reed. Was all over her friends with benefits relationship with Robert Pattinson. But am definitely not all over her relationship with Paris Latsis. How long does Ebola Infection last? Some say it can last a lifetime. Paris Latsis was once engaged to that piece of sh-t f-cking diseased Ebola Paris Hilton. Full Story

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