Ebola Victims Articles

Anyone having come in contact with pre-irrelevance Paris Hilton.

Nikki Reed’s death wish

July 31, 2009 09:40:14 Posted at July 31, 2009 09:40:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Twi-Hards already hate Nikki Reed over her friends with benefits relationship with Robert Pattinson last spring. Anything that taints the “Edward and Bella are real” fantasy immediately becomes the enemy. Her comment the other night about Pattinson’s appeal won’t help. People.com Full Story

Ashlee & Adrian in New York

July 16, 2009 14:41:37 Posted at July 16, 2009 14:41:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It was reported a few weeks ago that they met at some event and were making out soon after. Today in New York both Adrian Grenier and Twilight’s Ashlee Greene were booked on It’s On with Alexa Chung… Coincidence or conspiracy? Here they are, arriving separately, though not fooling anyone. Full Story

Upgrading friends

June 12, 2009 11:14:47 Posted at June 12, 2009 11:14:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Nicole Richie is trading up. Friends. Not too long ago, Nicole Richie was stumbling out of places like Les Deux and Hyde and Teddy’s with the likes of Lilo and Ebola. These days her evening engagements are usually reserved for carpet appearances at fashion events or charity engagements. Like last night. Full Story

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Pissing away $130 million

June 11, 2009 10:09:00 Posted at June 11, 2009 10:09:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If I’m on the board of Real Madrid, I am sh-tting f-cking panic this morning. Because the team just purchased Cristiano Ronaldo for $130 million from Manchester United and how does he celebrate? He celebrates with an Ebola infection. Which means he’s effectively pissed away his money. Don’t be surprised if he gets injured. Full Story

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He wasn't spreading it well

June 10, 2009 17:13:00 Posted at June 10, 2009 17:13:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The virus I mean. Ebola Hilton is single. She and that useless f-ck Doug have split up as confirmed by People.com. No reason was cited but it's obvious: He wasn't getting it enough publicity. And you know, its popularity is waning. We've seen its hoo hoo so many times already, we know it can throw up bulimic at a moments notice. Full Story

Em & all his friends

June 2, 2009 08:33:13 Posted at June 2, 2009 08:33:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Eminem and Jay Z played a show last night sponsored by Guitar Hero at the Wiltern. Celebrities spotted: Ali Larter and Amy Smart, Matthew McConaughey and Camila Alves, Ashlee Simpson, Michelle Trachtenberg, Jeremy Piven, and a very good friend of Ebola Hilton, Adrian Grenier. Am mentioning this for the 3 people left who still want him as a boyfriend. Full Story

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Punk Ass gay and single?

May 27, 2009 08:44:00 Posted at May 27, 2009 08:44:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Another Canadian loser. Great. Being Canadian this is such a proud moment. This is that punk ass poseur Avril Lavigne the other day in Malibu needing help figuring out how to put gas in her tank. Eventually a pap had to help her. Because she keeps it so real, you know? It’s been ages since Avril and Deryck Whibley have been seen publicly together. Full Story

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Desperate Ebola in Cannes

May 21, 2009 12:33:22 Posted at May 21, 2009 12:33:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Croisette has been contaminated this week by Ebola Paris Hilton and that loser it’s been dragging around as its boyfriend. We’ve managed to avoid infection thus far, have not run into them at any parties. Fingers crossed. Should probably stay away from VIP Room tonight though. It’s Christian Audigier’s birthday celebration for starters, and on top of all the euro Ed Hardy wearing douchebags, adding that f-cking virus to the scene is bound to result in major disease. Full Story

The International Singer-Songwriter

April 2, 2009 08:48:33 Posted at April 2, 2009 08:48:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s another Hilton trying to break the world. Barron Hilton – mugshot attached and also seen with his parents in January – says he’s “sick of all the Hilton stuff, where all anyone cared about was whether I was doing coke in the bathroom or how many (bitches) I was sleeping with. Full Story