Ebola Victims Articles

Anyone having come in contact with pre-irrelevance Paris Hilton.

No wonder he wasn’t nominated

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 19, 2008 13:50:00 December 19, 2008 13:50:00

See? Ebola’s virus almost never, ever fails. NO ONE is immune. Including Leonardo DiCaprio who was NOT nominated for a Screen Actors Guild Award this week. Why not? Because he was at Ebola Paris Hilton’s the other night with Kevin Connolly who, as you know, used to date Ebola’s sister Nicky. Full Story

Ebola infects Spittle!?!?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 16, 2008 07:18:41 December 16, 2008 07:18:41

Is Gerard Butler your go-to quiver? If so, it might be time to give him up. Not only because of the carby face and the pants problem and the bubbly moisture that gathers at the corner of his mouth…but because he could actually be infected with the most deadly disease in Hollywood for which there is no cure. Full Story

Ebola infects the Mouse?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 4, 2008 12:07:04 December 4, 2008 12:07:04

Yes. Please! Make it happen! Page Six is reporting that there’s apparently a Tinkerbell movie in the works – something about the little fairy living life as a normal girl. This is not a LipGloss Zac Efron biopic. Full Story

Ebola’s Perfect Mate

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 3, 2008 06:32:00 December 3, 2008 06:32:00

Sean Avery is getting exactly what he wants. His parents must be so proud. Quick background for those who missed it yesterday: Sean Avery is the douchebag forward currently playing for the Dallas Stars, acquired in the off season from the New York Rangers. The most hated piece of sh-t in the NHL, Avery is no stranger to controversy, having made racist remarks in the past about blacks and French Canadians, and last year ridiculing a fellow player suffering from cancer. Full Story

Ebola`s apprentice

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 24, 2008 11:45:00 November 24, 2008 11:45:00

Someone sent me a link to this last week: a new strain of Ebola virus was identified near the Ugandan border … the virus is cleverly mutating. Just like Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton. Its legacy will live on, promising the spread of her disease indefinitely, gathering disciples in her black hole vagina, and a long list of victims waiting to be destroyed. Full Story

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The Great Australian Headline

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 12, 2008 15:39:00 November 12, 2008 15:39:00

This appeared in today’s Daily Telegraph in Australia. If you don’t want her infection, you don’t need the details about her diseased f*cking diseased party on New Year’s Eve. Because the headline is enough. While we’re at it though, can you believe this sh-t is Pay Per View online? For $55??? Who are the losers shelling out $55 to pay per view with Ebola stanky Hilton??? Thanks Lucy! To view the full article click here. Full Story

Hot Harry on a Horse escapes infection!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 16, 2008 07:19:27 October 16, 2008 07:19:27

And so does his brother! Never been so proud of my royal infatuation. He f&cks up all the time, but at the very least, he knows to avoid the Hollywood Ebola Virus Paris Hilton. Amazing. So last night at Whisky Mist, Ebola was flailing away when she learned that Hot Harry and the much less Will were at the club too. Full Story

Everyone purees

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 9, 2008 15:13:40 October 9, 2008 15:13:40

Ugh. Baby fever. It takes over everything. And suddenly everyone purees . From my Gwyneth to Nicole Richie – it’s a mommy puree party and I’m not invited! Boo! Still, even this baby hating shrew can’t help but be charmed by these images of Nicole Richie with her cute baby Harlow. Full Story

Ellen & Ebola

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 29, 2008 10:23:55 September 29, 2008 10:23:55

I love Ellen Degeneres. But if Ellen loves animals… how can she hang with Ebola? It is indisputable fact: Ebola abuses her pets. Attached – Ellen and Ebola at lunch on Friday and Ellen and her wife Portia at the The 'Yes! on Prop 2 Campaign' benefit to stop Animal Cruelty held at a private estate. Full Story

Ebola infects Jamaica?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 26, 2008 09:47:08 September 26, 2008 09:47:08

Wouldn’t blame the good people of Jamaica if they woke up a little uneasy this morning. Last night, the country’s reigning sprint god appeared on David Letterman. Also on Letterman? Hollywood’s deadliest disease Ebola Paris Hilton. Check her out all cocked up and uncoordinated arriving at the studio. Full Story